Sweet Emily J

0:36 seconds of hilarity and advertising brilliance!!! :biggrin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA

Nice response. And nice of you to thank this lovely lady for taking the time to respond to your post and try to give you some great suggestions on how to go about finding reputable Asian providers in your area. I thought it was very helpful information, as a lot of people might not know all this stuff already. She even gave you specific recommendations for ladies and links to their websites! If you are already so well versed in how this works, and you can't help yourself by doing a little bit of research and thinking with your big head for a few short minutes, then don't ask for or expect other people's help. You can't expect everyone else to do all the leg work for you.

I would leave everything I own behind, take my pets and go live in a small secluded house on my own private beach on the ocean somewhere warm! Swim in the sea, do some fishing, meet some local men and have lots of afternoon sex, followed by a midday nap in the warm sun... Ahh, that would be the life! :D

(I am obsessed and may just respond to every message and thread with an ecard now... There is one for every occasion! lol ;))

News is often about violence, death and hate. I realize this is part of how the world goes... but it seems we are often more attracted to the negative stories than the positive. I love good news stories and often seek them out. So I wanted to share one of my good news sources, for those when they are feeling suffocated with all the negativity. Check out it when you need a breath of fresh air and a feel-good story! :) Enjoy some positivity and inspiration! :) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/good-news/

I wholeheartedly agree with this. And may even argue that because of that fact, the terms have kind of lost any meaning in this industry. Use of these terms in ads does not guarantee anything; and lack of these terms certainly does not mean that a lady's offerings are any less in quality. I have never used the term "upscale" in my advertising, nor "elite" or "classy", but I still consider myself to be accomplished, eloquent and intelligent; and my company to be top notch, memorable and worthy of true, discerning gentlemen. Adjectives are all fine and dandy and definitely have their place, but for myself, I find that there is more effective ways to get across a message, show who I am and what I am all about. The proof is in the pudding, anyways. ;) Employ common sense, be a gentleman and educate yourself on the workings of the industry, and you can see just about any lady your heart and cock desires. ;)

A nice big slice of white cake... in bed too! :) Yum. I love my life.

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It's the little things...

Here is an interesting thread on that subject: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=33294 Most ladies will not share their own specific personal business information with you, but that thread is a good overview of the basics. Seasons, weather and holidays can sometimes affect these things, but there is never a shortage of horny men with money who want to see nice ladies. All industries are subject to ups and downs, but any SP who treats her job like a real business will expect this to happen and even plan for these highs and lows. From what I have learned so far from my time in the business, there is obvious things ladies can do to keep a solid volume of business. Investing time and money, keeping our marketing and advertising strategies fresh and new, and keeping our client base happy and satisfied so they keep coming back. :) If one is running a sustainable business and good at what she does, she shall be in demand year round.

Thanks for the article. :) I HATE bras and rarely ever wear them. There is definitely some perks to having smaller boobies. :) My tits love to be freeeee. :boobies:

Circus Racoon in Toronto :) Love it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRUWiVZ_6w

I have always been a horny little slut, seeking out naughty adventures. ;) I used to have a lot of public sex, both indoor and outdoor, and work was no exception. There was one job in particular where I became very good friends with a male co-worker. He was my superior, so that made it even more fun. We fucked and sucked in just about every place we could find in that building (both inside and outside), during working hours. It's actually a wonder how we never got caught. One special time I vividly remember giving him a delicious blow job on our bosses desk when he was out. We had joked about it for months and finally went for it one day... oh my, what a naughty thrill!! ;) And no one was ever the wiser... It was always our forbidden little secret! Sometimes it's fun to think about all the illicit stuff that probably goes on around us all the time that we have no idea about!

Great topic! This is also something of interest to me too. The benefits are far more than just burning calories too! It can positively affect our immune system, stress, pain, cardiovascular health, sleep patterns, our overall well being and mood, and so much more. I actually did a bit of reading about it last month and posted some of my most basic and obvious findings on my blog. It truly is a cure all! :-)

I voted "Hells Yeah, Rawr"! :) I like beards, goatees and clean shaven too, but a little scruff always has a special place in my heart. Obviously I like it to be hygienic, but I am okay with it being a little rough and scruffy :) Gerard Butler is a man who does a beard well. Not too pretty, but not too jungle-esque:

My Dog: The Paradox View in order from 1-7, or view at the original source here. I love it. :)

Exactly. Thank you for pointing this out. These studies are very unscientific just for that reason that they are entirely based on self reporting from the subjects involved. I also wanted to point out that it was mentioned in that link that 44% of new HIV cases in Canada within the time frame of the studies were among homosexuals. Considering that not 44% of Canadians are homosexual, it is clear that even taking into consideration a +/- in reporting errors, the prevalence of this disease is higher among homosexuals, and it is not simply a homophobic stereotype as was stated in another thread.

I am not advocating truth or falsehood within any of these statistics, BUT, just to be clear and so that the statistics are being interpreted properly; all of the statistics from these studies are based on the fact that one partner is actually HIV positive. For example for the high risk activities: For every 1000 times someone who is HIV positive has unprotected vaginal sex with another person, on average they may transmit the disease 1-2 times to their partner. It is NOT saying that for every 1000 unprotected vaginal sex acts, 1-2 people contract HIV. And when someone performs unprotected anal sex on a partner who is HIV positive, there is a 0.06% to 0.16% chance that the person inserting will contract the disease from the HIV positive receiver. The studies assessed the ability and risks of transmission, and concluded that there is a x.xxx% chance of contracting HIV when engaging in those specified unprotected sex acts with a person who is in fact HIV positive. They are not overall blanket stats to say that for every single unprotected sex act that occurs between any two people, there is a x.xx% chance of contracting HIV.

Men are the only ones who are concerned with the specifications of cum shots. The quantity, the distance, the velocity, the viscosity. Women don't care about these things. And this is coming from a cock loving, self proclaimed blow job and cum expert who offers and loves COF/COB/CIM. While there may we some of us who really enjoy cum shots, we don't generally care about the specifics about them. That is a guy thing. I wrote about a blog post about cum last month. You might be interested in it. :)

I, personally, definitely enjoy some saucy dirty talk when the mood is right... both giving and receiving. :) It can be a real turn on with the right person, at the right time. After all, this stimulates the most important erogenous zone, the brain! :) mmmm, Yes, make me your dirty little whore.. please... I have been a very bad girl... Feed me your throbbing hard cock, I neeeed to taste your hot big creamy load of cum! :bj2: In all honesty though, it is only good if it just flows naturally when we are in the right moment, as when it is forced it just sounds silly and awkward, LOL. But I suspect that not all SPs care for it, so ideally, I would suggest just straight out asking if she is okay with it when you are booking the appointment, or just throwing out a feeler during the appointment and see how it is received.

I always keep a variety of condoms on hand for any situation that might come up, and I have tested out different kinds to find the ones I like best. :) For larger fellows I really like Trojan Naked Sensations - Ultra Ribbed. Oddly, it is actually not specifically marketed on the box as large, but it is mentioned in the description, and I assure you that it is in fact large. It also has a bit of a different shape than regular condoms, which I find works a lot better. One of my favourite regular clients has the thickest cock I have ever seen in my life - I call him Dino-Cock - hehe... And this condom fits him nice and snug, but not enough to strangle him at all... and we've never had a problem with it breaking or coming off. :)

I fancy myself a bit of a casual guitarist. :) I also have a ukulele but I have never invested the time into it to be any good. I have been playing guitar for many years, and I am alright but I wish I was better. Although I recently bought a very sexy new guitar to get myself a little more motivated to get back to playing more often. It's an electric acoustic Martin... nothing too fancy, but super solid quality and plays like a dream. :) I am especially excited now that summer is getting closer, as I prefer to play outside rather than inside. Can't wait to sit out back on my new deck overlooking the fields in the afternoon sun, strumming away... :)

A few of my favourites include nice balances of sweet and spicy, and sweet and sour :) A nice steamy cup of spicy chili hot chocolate Key Lime Pie And my mom's lemon squares... mmm... :)