Sweet Emily J

It's working now!! :biggrin: (For me, at least... I assume it is for others too) Yay! Thanks Mod!

I am using a standard version of the site from a MacBook Pro laptop. I also checked it using both Safari and Firefox. It is not appearing in the default style link you posted.

Thanks CK. It seems some people can see it and others not. I cannot see it on my own profile or anyone else's either. I reset my browser, cleared cookies and restarted Safari. I give up.

Okay well something is up, because I am definitely not technologically slow, and I don't see twitter anywhere in your profile, mine or T-Girl Kay's. Can you send a screen shot of what it should look like?

Your profile looks normal to me. I don't see it anywhere! :( wtf? I tried both Safari and Firefox. Weird.

Mod posted this today: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=430157#post430157 Does anyone have this activated on their profile so I can see what it looks like? Should it be showing the actual tweets on our CERB profile? I added my twitter address @SweetEmilyJ in the twitter field in my USERCP as explained, but it is only showing up in my details on my profile, not as an actual "feed" as I expected. I'm not sure what to expect really, because I have never seen it on anyone else's profile before. Does anyone have any insight as to how this feature works and how to get it up and running?

Woman who weighs 250 pounds is denied massage by spa owner who said she is 'too fat' and 'will break the table'... one day after she completed a half-marathon http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2281514/Woman-weighs-250-pounds-denied-massage-spa-owner-said-fat-break-table.html A Colorado woman who is training for a half-marathon is outraged after she was denied a massage at a spa by the owner - who said she was 'too fat' and 'would probably break the table.' Laura Smith, who weighs 250 pounds and stands 6-foot-3, admits she isn't 'tiny,' but she is furious with Penny Wells, a so-called 'doctor of Oriental medicine' at Natural Healing Center in Aurora, Colorado. The incident came one day after she finished running a half-marathon. A local chiropractor said most massage tables are built to hold 2,000 pounds, and have a 'working weight' of 500 pounds - twice what Ms Smith weighs.

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I think I would be a bunny rabbit! :biggrin: Cute and cuddly... and loves to hump a lot!! :motion: Oh, and tasty too! ;)

hehehe aww Thank you! ;) Yep, I am indeed very close to Centrepointe :) Within a cum shot.

The tattoo artist transforming mastectomy patients' scarred chests with incredible three-dimensional nipple inkings: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2221423/The-tattoo-artist-transforming-mastectomy-patients-scarred-chests-incredible-dimensional-nipple-inkings.html#axzz2KeqMtTm4 A tattoo artist, who is able to create the illusion of raised human nipples, has helped thousands of mastectomy patients come to terms with life after surgery. Many women who have breast tissue removed to treat cancer, are left without nipples and areolas, the pigmented area around the nipple. But Vinnie Myers, 50, from Baltimore, Maryland, has spent more than a decade investigating the art of three-dimensional nipple and areola tattooing, in a bid to give breast cancer patients back their marks of femininity. :)

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Sometimes overplayed and maybe a tad cliche, but still and always will be a classic and the best rock n roll tune of all time! Stairway To Heaven - Zeppelin In particular from the 5:55 mark onwards gives me the most chills and goosebumps. Oh, and I want to fuck Robert Plant's brains out. Also, this will give you crazy goosebumps too... At a recent tribute to Zeppelin, Heart performed Stairway to Heaven.... A full choir and orchestra, Jason Bonham on drums... Plant and Page in the audience watching... (I'm pretty sure Robert Plant shed a few tears). Not to mention Ann Wilson's pipes, holy crap. Everything about it is perfect. It's incredible. (Oh, and Barack and Michelle are there, rockin out too! :D)

LOL... I love this! Husky photobombs like a true pro:

Breaking news today... http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2013/02/06/ottawa-pamela-kosmack-homicide-suspect-arrest.html Ottawa police link serial predator to 2008 slaying Pamela Kosmack was found dead near a bike path close to Britannia Park on June 4, 2008. Ottawa police have a man in custody they believe is linked to the murders of two Ottawa women found dead in 2008 and 2011. The man was arrested at the Ottawa-Carleton Detention Centre on Wednesday in connection to the deaths of Pamela Kosmack, 39, and Leanne Lawson, 23. Kosmack was found beaten to death in June 2008 on a bike path near Lincoln Fields transit station. Police recently offered up to $50,000 for information that would help solve the three-year-old homicide of the woman who struggled with addictions. Lawson was found dead in a Lowertown parking lot in September 2011. Police told CBC News more than a year ago they believed a suspect who killed multiple sex workers may be linked to the unsolved homicide of Kosmack. Police first alerted Ottawa sex workers in December 2011 about a man who might be preying on the city's prostitutes. More to come

Okay, second try. lol.. Didn't read the rules of the original post on my first try... my bad! Back on track! :D From the timeless classic MTV unplugged. Oh, the things Nirvana could have done, only if...

I have also read a lot about this tool on a sex therapy/education website that I frequent, http://dodsonandross.com. She recommends this to men regularly for stamina, as mentioned, but also for men who have desensitized their penis over the years with too much porn/masturbation and have trouble reaching orgasm with partner sex. It's a good way to practice and retrain your penis to get pleasure from something other than manual self stimulation. :)

I sent you an invite last week when you first requested it. Along with everyone else who requested one. There is a list in the admin section of the group of a whole crap load of people who asked for an invite, and I sent it to, who have not accepted the request. It should appear in your notifications: "Social Group Invitations". I cannot send another invite if you don't accept the one I already sent. Anyone else wants to join, don't be shy! :) Additional Comments: I see you are using Tapatalk. I don't know about anyone else, but I have issues with the app and find that not all the same functions are available or work properly. Maybe that is why you did not receive the invite.

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Good points. Reminds me of a Woody Allen film from a couple years ago, "Midnight In Paris", which explores these themes (really good flick, if you haven't seen it). We are often nostalgic for the eras past... maybe a "simpler time" or something of that likeness, etc... But every era past experiences it's own nostalgia too. Some now are nostalgic for the 1920's... But most do not consider that in the 1920's many were nogstaglic for the 1890's, and that in the 2050's they will be nostalgic about our own era. It's all meaningless really, but an interesting concept to consider when thinking about the big picture. :)

Definitely the late 60's and 70's!! :biggrin: Sex, drugs, and rock n roll baby!! :motion: Peace, love and free will! Long hair and bellbottoms... lava lamps and shag rugs... tree hugging and flower power!!! And everything was so colourful!!! :biggrin:

Okay, so not quite sexiest man "alive" ... But sexiest man EVER!!! Dear Jim, Hello, I Love you, My Wild Love... We Could Be So Good Together... I want you to be my Backdoor Man. I crave for you to Touch Me, In the Midnight Hour, on a Moonlight Drive. Please... Light My Fire, and then Love Me Two times! The End.

Alternatively, some gentlemen who are quiet and shy themselves take solace in the language barrier issue, and it might be a main factor in their choice to visit Asian providers. Some men are extremely nervous when seeing ladies, so for the less outgoing lads, the language barrier can take the pressure off to offer stimulating conversation, or to be witty. Some guys don't necessarily want to make a connection, and just want to bust a nut. Nothin' wrong with that. There truly is something for everyone! :)

While I don't necessarily think there is any ill intentions here, I tend to agree with the ladies on this one. I am one of minority who shows my face, and I do consider myself to be fairly open about what I do, but of course there are boundaries. This thread reminds me of one of my all time favourite threads (and a very useful one for newbies too), about questions and subjects to avoid. The topic of income is covered there too. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=97946 Some ladies are very open about what they do, and willing to answer questions and share their experiences about the industry. But there is a level of trust that goes with that. Not too many are going to just open up to a stranger (let alone online). I do think that getting out real information about what the industry is all about, and dispelling myths is a good thing for all of us, but there is a certain way to do it. Asking questions is a great way to learn about something that interests you, but rather than always jumping in head first, maybe consider that patience, time, and experience is also a good way to gain knowledge too. A lot of veteran hobbyists know a great deal about the industry, but they didn't learn it all in a couple months. Sex can make some people crazy sometimes... for better or for worse. While I personally prefer to keep things simple, I don't think that analytical thinking is always a bad thing, but sometimes it's okay to keep it to yourself... or a shrink! ;)

Ahh, my specialty! ;) I enjoy that sound too. I also enjoy the sound of my girl goo sloshing everywhere around a hard cock or soft tongue. ;)