Sweet Emily J

Phaedrus is super cool because he is always an advocate for the truth and he knows that Science Rules! :icon_biggrin:

You should join the Natural Kitty Lovers group :) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=54 If you do a little research, there is also a few CERB ladies who go natural, or at least partially :)

Vegetarian Red Thai Curry-Yum! :D Chick peas, cauliflower, baby spinach, red pepper, fresh herbs, and coconut milk on steamed jasmine rice! I am not a vegetarian... I love meat, I just don't feel compelled to eat it every single day. (Man meat, well, that's a different story ;))

Lots of HOT new pics in the Oral Lovers Group! :cooter: Pro and Amateur, from both the ladies and the gents! Check it out, if you haven't been for a visit recently! :jackoff: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=167 Thank you everyone for your tasty contributions!!! :biggrin:

I know some of this has been covered here already, and I just posted this to the other board also, but I thought it could be a useful reminder here too. Knowledge is power (and health!) :) ______________ As part of some New Years resolutions, some people are thinking about their health and taking it more seriously. Well, sexual health is a very important part of that, and something that should be taken seriously all year round :) Getting tested is very important for hobbyists too! Many of the most common STI's (particularly in men) have no symptoms!! Treatment for the most common STI's is usually quite simple and effective, often with one dose of antibiotic. Left untreated can lead to serious complications. The Ottawa Sexual Health Centre is THE BEST place to go for this because this is their area of speciality and they will order all the proper testing. You need: urine samples, blood tests and throat swabs to be given a complete sexual bill of health. The Sexual Health Centre's testing is anonymous, you don't have to give your real name, and you do not need to provide a health card. There are different ways to get your results, but generally you give a phone number and if they don't call you, your tests have not shown any problems. (No news is good news!) The Sexual Health Centre has more than one location, as they offer satellite clinics throughout the city on various days of the week. Locations and hours here: http://ottawa.ca/en/residents/public...-health-centre For example, I always go to the Barrhaven clinic, I get there right when they open at 2:30, and I have never had to wait more than 10 minutes to see the nurse. If you are worried about discretion this is perfect, because they host the clinic within another regular Health Clinic (so you could be there for any number of things). To make it eve more discreet, you can go to a location in a different part of the city than where you live/work. The nurses at these clinics are very friendly, non-judgemental, knowledgeable on sexual health, and are happy to answer any questions you may have. I recommend the Ottawa Sexual Health Clinic above a regular health clinic or your family doctor, because they know all the exact testing you need and specialize in this area. For your own sake, and the benefit of the Escort/Hobbyist community, Please get tested regularly! :biggrin: Thank you!

Today was the official launch of my brand new sweet n sexy erotic blog: BLOGASMS! There is already a few sexxxy entries posted so far! :biggrin: I will be updating it regularly, so check back again soon for more naughty GND erotica!

This is a great point, and thank you for making it! :) I am not going to actually make a list, but I do want to say that there are very many interesting lads around here that I feel very fortunate to have met and many more whom I really hope to get the opportunity to meet in the new year! Thank you to all the CERB gentlemen for being interesting and funny and especially for making me feel welcome here at CERB! :) It has become kind of a safe and cozy second home to me. I feel free to be myself, and for that I am forever greatful! :biggrin: Thank you! I love you guys! :bowdown:

While I can't say that I am lucky enough to have long and graceful legs like many of these lovely ladies, I have long accepted what I have and have recently grown a bit of an affinity for various socks and stockings. My style naturally leans heavily towards the cute/playful side... :biggrin:

So this is the deal... (As I understand it) The "images" option at the top of the group is gone because I disabled it because it is completely pointless to the group. The only way to add pics to that specific area is by going through your albums. And because of CERB's "no genitals" rules, that is not possible. I thought that it would be okay if the images were uploaded to your private "Profile" album, which is visible to you and you ONLY, and then uploaded to the Private Invite only group, but this is not allowed, and will be penalized. (And I also received an infraction too). I did have a pic in that area yesterday which was approved, but I am assuming this was a mistake, as it has since been removed. I thought that this would be a good way for CERB ladies to add their naughty pics to the group and be able to highlight them from the others, because by just adding them to the feed, they get lost in the mix with all the other pics (as great as they are). But to be clear, this is not allowed. So, we can post x rated (including genitals) pics to the Private groups, but only if they are not in your albums, and you just link the image from another location (not CERB) to the posting area in the group, just like you would on a regular post on any other thread. Make sense? Also, Alexxxis' post is blank because it was a pic which was linked from her private profile album, which has since been removed. She can still post pics, as long as they are being linked from somewhere other than CERB (as discussed). Additional Comments: The rules on this subject, straight from the source: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117199

Everyone is welcome to join! Thanks to everyone who has joined so far! Almost 100 members in one day! :biggrin: Invites have been sent out to everyone else who has requested one! Thank you to everyone for the variety of great contributions so far too! :) I have also added a naughty new pic today as well! :) Check it out!

Oh god... The Celion Dion Titanic theme song is not sexy. And "I will always love you" is a funeral song that makes me want to kill myself. Who are these weirdos they surveyed? Virgins, likely. Here is some real sexy music: ...credit to a sexy fellow CERB member for the music reco here. ;) Hawt.

Thanks everyone! :biggrin: I have sent an invite out to everyone who has requested one so far! :) :bj2: :Cunning::cooter: :69: :bjs: :aol_hotkarl: :aol_fellate: :bj:

I was surprised to discover that there was no CERB social group dedicated to the fine art of Oral Pleasure! :icon_surprised: This is a travesty of course... So I created one for my fellow Oral Enthusiasts to come together to share discussions, pictures, links, techniques and recommendations. :D http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=167 I made it a private group (invite only) so that we can be as naughty as we like and also share x-rated pictures too! ;) You can post here, or PM me if you would like an invite!! :D

Alexxxis- xXxAxXx offers MMF duos and provides the male partner too! :icon_mrgreen: She even recently posted a pic of the two of them - here!

OMG, this thread is sooooo cute!! :D Some of you have met my little buddy already... :) Here is a puppy pic of him:

My suggestion is to put even less effort into finding the answers to your questions and maybe a BJ will magically appear on your door step. :icon_rolleyes:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2012/12/16/ottawa-barefax-lap-dances-for-toys.html The first line says "Sometimes Christmas charity can come from the most unlikely places." Interpret this as you wish. :icon_confused: Also, there is a poll at the bottom, and at the time I am posting this, 150 people voted that they wouldn't want their kids to get free toys from strippers. Wow! It's only about 6% of the votes, but still, seems like self righteous scumbaggy-ness to me.

I wanted to revive this thread because we can never have enough smiles! They are infectious!! :D Here is one from One of my girl crushes... tee hee! ;)

This: http://www.shoppe.xxx/Kick-Ass-Pussy-Pump/sku-KASPP?a=Shoppe_XXX ...if it ever comes back in stock!!! Grr! :icon_frown: Looks like it could be a lot of fun!!

:biggrin: Additional Comments: Yes, they are mine ;)

Not exactly a "toy", but lately I have been enjoying my jacuzzi tub for extra orgasms ;) Oooh those jets! Combined with the heat of the bath... So intense! I can hardly walk after! Luckily, it's an ensuite tub and my bed is only a few feet away. Best way to end the day, ever! :D

Well, I can think of so many, but here are a few that stand out to me off the top of my head. The little things and sexy details like these are always special to me every single time when it's someone special :) :makeout: 1. Sexy gazes and eye contact during play or cuddle time 2. Being pressed up against a wall and fondled and kissed. 3. Being undressed by a man. 4. Strong man hands, gently in my hair. 5. Enthusiastic passion, and being with someone who is totally into it.

Orgasms! The trusted, tried and true solution to just about anything that ails ya! ;) My all natural suggestion to you: Masturbate 3 times in a row. :dncdick::dncdick::dncdick: If that doesn't work, do it twice more. ...Pretty sure you won't be able to stay awake after that, no matter how hard you try. What have you got to lose? ;)