Sweet Emily J

Omg you guys, those are awesome!!! HA HA! :icon_biggrin: I never realized how much these advertising people had such dirty minds!! I mean, they must consider all angles when choosing the slogans, including the double entendres that people will think of. Awesome! I love it! My contributions: (Some are older, but classics!) Yellowpages - "Let your Fingers do the walking" M&M - "Melt in your mouth, not in your hand" Campbells - "Mmm Mmm Good!" At&T - "Reach out and Touch someone" Wendy's - "Where's the Beef?"

I've never been a fan of the popular pretty boys... I certainly enjoy a wide variety of men, but have always had a little thing for the unkempt, rough and scruffy look. Gerard Butler definitely does it for me. Masculine features, casual kinda dude with a great sense of humour, and of course that accent doesn't hurt either. Yum.

lol.. oh you! Such a flirt! ;) My new favourite take out is Baan Thai in Centrepointe! Super yummy quality Thai food! It was actually recommended to me by a couple CERB members! I often find myself in discussions about food with CERB members online, and also with my lovely clients in person too. This has made me think that people who love sex also seem to have a solid appreciation for the simple and finer things in life, like a great meal. Very cool. :)

I like when you say the word "fuck". Hot.

Looks sweet! Reminds me of this, which another CERB member showed me.... http://www.liberator.com/eng/product/zeppelin/10051 It looks awesome too... It's like a massive sex bean bag chair! I am thinking of getting one for my incall soon! It would be super fun and something different than a plain old bed.

Petty grievances are what make me say WTF! Get over it. Smile! :biggrin:

Loose leaf tea is definitely the only way to go in my opinion... Flavoured white and green teas are my favourite. Very delicate flavours and they are highest in antioxidants. David's Tea is my favourite tea shoppe ever! They have every and any kind of tea your heart could ever desire! There are many locations across the country, and you can order online too: http://www.davidstea.com A few of my favourites are: Toasted Walnut green tea Organic Strawberry white tea Forever Nuts Herbal Chocolate Chili Chai black tea Lime Gelato green tea Oh Canada herbal

Pole and Hole! :motion:

I have been to this club, "The Club", a few months back, and I really enjoyed myself. It was clean and safe, had a really good set up, and everyone was super nice. It was an overall great experience and I recommend this place to anyone into swinging... or even if you are just a bit of a voyeur or exhibitionist... There is lots of fun to be had! I had a lot of fun on my visit there, and have been thinking a lot about going back again soon, can't wait! ;) yum! I am excited and aroused now just thinking about it...

My own lush and lavish labia are very sensitive. No teeth please, just worship and enjoy them with your soft hungry tongue... I like you to gently and tenderly lick them like soft and sweet flower petals. Just like flower petals in the warm spring morning, they will slowly start to collect divine dew droplets and become ever so moist. Then I like an alternation between having them licked and gently sucked. Spread apart my sweet lips with your fingers ever so gingerly to reveal even more special surprises for you. Spread them... as wide as you can. Lick them top to bottom and take them entirely into your warm mouth again. Soon enough, you will give some attention to what is under these sweet enticing lips too. My succulent lips will start off for you as a delightful light rosy pink... then as you arouse me and continue to lick and suck them, they will slowly engorge and grow puffy into a deep flushed cherry red colour. You continue to passionately lick and suck... The blood is rushing all around my luscious lips which offer protection and stand on guard for my sweet juicy love hole which is now begging for you... The next move is yours...

I also love this. Awesome. Unconventional thinking makes me wet. This is unrelated, but the pic of Neil deGrasse Tyson reminded me of this amazing video... gives me goosebumps every time: Just one of his many awesome clips on youtube.

A hilarious classic. Still as funny as the first time. :biggrin: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7cd2e1d8f0/dick-in-a-box-uncensored#

I used to have a crush on Jughead from the Archie Comics. A quirky, food loving, noncomformist... My kinda man!

I have no objection to "Shayla" being banned, but I also wouldn't object to her having a second chance... I really don't care either way. I do think that she was disrespectful, and I really like some of the responses from many of the ladies. She just seems pretty clueless to me, and probably won't succeed at this profession anyways, even if she wanted to. To me, I found the ideas she holds, and the tone of her posts a lot more disrespectful than the actual language. I understand the historical stigma behind the "H" word and "W" word, and I also understand that words can be very powerful. But to get upset about being called that is only letting the people who use them win. It gives them something to use against us. I feel that we should not get upset over these words, and rather reclaim them for ourselves, just like the way the gay community reclaimed the word "queer". That used to be a very derogatory term, and now it is a commonly used word, even used to celebrate themselves. I think we should do the same. It's a lot easier for people to knock us down if we take ourselves too seriously. And if we don't let these kind of things get to us, they have no ammo left. Just my thoughts... Oh, and yes, this is definitely a real job. Is shouldn't even be a question. And yes, the best job, ever! :)

Go for it ladies! :) I enjoyed very much. Here is my review: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=105911

Yup, I can often be found playing around here in Kanata, quite close to the 416/417. :icon_biggrin:

I would also add that a majority of the time random hook ups involve alcohol, and personally, I have never found drunk sex to be that great. Obviously alcohol inhibits libido, and to me, just generally cheapens the overall experience. It's a lot more fun when both parties are in a solid state of mind. Good clean sober playtime is always more stimulating and fun! Both physically and mentally. And it also makes it easier to remember all the sexy details later on too! lol

8 and proud! :icon_cool:

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This is kind of a stupid thing to say. I understand that maybe she was trying to flatter you or whatever, but it insinuates that only "ugly" dudes see escorts. And we all know that this couldn't be farther from the truth. It also sounds like she is saying that because you are attractive, there must be something else wrong with you to have paid to see her. There are many reasons why men choose to be with paid companions, and the notion that they "can't get laid anywhere else" because they aren't "good looking" is generally not on this list. Not to mention that more the more attractive clients don't necessarily make better clients either. A good guest is defined by a million more important factors than his physical appeal. On another note, about silly questions, I got this in my inbox last night: "what r the risks for BBBJ? or DATY? i think u offer both...." That is the entire word for word, copied and pasted message. No "Hello Emily" or anything. I realize most of these people with these questions have no ill intentions, but geez.... Dude, give me a break.

The most annoying question that I get asked regularly is "Busy Day?" or something of that likeness. Either way I answer this question, it is not going to sound sexy. "Yes"- I have already slept with multiple men today before you. Or if I lie and say "No", one might wonder why no one has come to see me. I understand that most people usually have no ill intentions when asking this question, so I usually keep a light heart and make a joke about it, but they know not to ask me again next time ;)

Regardless of what any poll says, in my experience, BBBJ by far is the most requested service. Of course to each their own, but I feel there is something missing when there is a piece of plastic separating us for this delicious activity. If I am not comfortable with someone, I won't play with them altogether. Without beating a dead horse and talking about the potential risks, I know what they are, I do what I can to minimize them, but refuse to dwell or obsess about them. With a friendly and fresh gentleman, BBBJ is my FAVOURITE service to provide, and some may even say that it could be considered my specialty! I love to tease and please and drive a man absolutely wild in this way. I love the feel of the wet and slippery skin to skin. The feel of his manhood in my mouth. The feel of my tongue at the bottom of the shaft up to the tip. The challenge of seeing how deep I can go. The tension. And then the incredible and exciting release...like a culmination of all my close care and effort. Yum. ;)

I am a major animal lover in general! I have two cats and an awesome little dog who goes everywhere with me! (Some of you have even been lucky enough to meet him! lol) They all have their own unique personalities, and are special in their own ways! There is not much better than our daily morning snuggle fests! :D