Nippongakki

Just tip. Period.

Happy birthday symone!

G is for Gag reflex...or lack there of!

I wish I could go back and change my CERB name, or at least have a cool story as to why I picked it. Nippongakki is a Japanese guitar brand. So my name would be really cool if I knew anything about guitars. The actual story is much lamer. At the time I signed up last year, there was a dumb reality show called Barter Kings on the air. I'm not sure if its even on any more but the premise was that these two guys would start with something inexpensive and, through a series of trades, make their way up to something valuable. Now one of these guys had turrets syndrome and certain words would get stuck in his head and he would just scream them out at inappropriate times. One of these words was nippongakki, that he got stuck on while trying to trade for a guitar. Well the ensuing hijinx made me laugh and was still fresh in my memory a day or two later when I was "researching" some adds on EC. One particular lady mentioned that she was well reviewed on CERB. Well, not knowing what CERB was I promptly entered it into the googler and unknowingly stumbled upon my new addiction. But in order to see the review I wanted to see, I needed an account. So having just watch this episode and not putting any real thought into an account I thought I'd never use, I picked Nippongakki as my cerb handle because I think I'm funny and it amused me that particular day. Now, anytime I meet a lady from CERB I have to go through this dumb story! Maybe I should just tell them I play guitar, it would be a lot easier and way cooler!

As a man who enjoys a woman with ample curves, it's nice to see so many beautiful, confident ladies here on cerb who appear to love their curves as much as I do! Nothing's sexier than a B.I.G. girl with the confidence to shake what their mama gave them! Posted via Mobile Device

Sounds sexy! Posted via Mobile Device

Peanut Butter! I just love it! I can (and often do) eat it with a spoon right out of the jar! Add some of my mom's home made jam (strawberry) or jelly (grape) and put it between two pieces of white bread and its like I'm 6 years old all over again!

I wouldn't say I necessarily notice the "details" per say, but you can always tell when a lady is "put together". I'm not usually going to come right out with a "great shoes" or "I love your hair" kinda compliment because that's just not me. But it's all part of the "look" and I defiantly notice when a lady has the "look"! There is nothing sexier than a woman who has her shit together and that usually includes hair, make-up, nails, outfit, etc. but it's not he hair, nails and make-up that makes it sexy, it's the confidence that usually radiates from a lady who has taken the time to do all these things. So do I notice the the little things women do to feel sexy? Not exactly, but I definitely appreciate the effort they put into it to allow that ass kicking confidence I love to shine through!

Old School (2003) starring Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Vince Vaughn. "You're my boy, Blue!"

While I agree with Emily and Berlin that farts happen, they are only forgivable IF the farter owns it, APOLOGIZES for it, and laughs it off. Then it is up to the fartee to also laugh so the embarrassment can end and the fun can continue. In the cases of Cat and Cunninglingus, the big no no was not the fart itself but the failure to acknowledge the fart and hope nobody notices. If someone's nose is inches from your ass and you fart, they're gonna notice and they deserve an immediate apology. Only then can it but laughed off and forgotten!

K is for Kegel exercises!

I like kissing but I'm definitely a hug slut! I'll hug (almost) anybody, anywhere! Hard ice cream or soft serve?

Encino Man (1992) starring Brendan Fraser and Pauly Shore

Nanaimo Bars! My mom's are to die for!

Frosting, preferably chocolate, served on the ample breasts of a beautiful woman! Posted via Mobile Device

Paul (2011) staring Seth Rogan and Simon Pegg

Congrats Gorgeous! Your point of view is always interesting and you seem to have the same perverted sense of humor I do! Good job on your first 200 and I look forward to many more! Posted via Mobile Device

Hard to Kill (1990) starring, my avatar and everybody's favorite chubby action star, Steven Seagal! Also the bodacious Kelly LeBrock.

According to Facebook, I'm a first time home buyer in need of either a criminal pardon or a gym membership, so I can meet sexy singles and bring them back to my massive outdoor jacuzzi, where we will eat Wendy's and discuss how Shell is creatively solving the world's energy needs. They're on to me!

V is and always will be for VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!

I finished with a 15...all this time I was sure I was a sex addict, turns out I'm just great in bed!

Thank you both, I always enjoy your posts as well. And Midnight, I thoroughly enjoyed your video on the oral lovers page over and over again!

O is for Oh God! Oh God! OH GOD!...Oh shit...sorry, I finished.

J is for Juicy!