Nippongakki

At work my desk is immaculately neat and I put everything away immediately but my house is so disorganized that I can never find anything! Go figure.

First crush as a small boy- Loni Anderson (WKRP re-runs everyday after school) Preteen crush- Tiffany Amber Thieson (Saved by the Bell and even hotter on 90210) Teenage crush- Salma Hayek ( Desperado changed my life!) Current crush(es)- Kat Dennings, Beyonce, and Christina Hendricks (REAL women with REAL curves!)

Can't I do both!?! I guess, gun to my head, I'd say lick it. Circumcised or uncircumcised?

I enjoy the casual chat, seems easy and natural. I never say no to a little help and after play but maybe I should...there have been more than a few occasions when I've had to get on the elevator with a full hard-on! It's like when you used to get boners in grade 5 and you're just trying to find something to cover it with or standing awkwardly so it's not just sticking straight out for everyone to see! Silly penis, mind of his own...

R is for the Radiant beauty of the ladies of CERB!

I have a soft spot for Marley because that movie came out about a year after I got my yellow lab and she looks and (used to) act just like the dog in the movie! To this day kids at the park call her Marley! I also love sled dogs so the whole team from 8 Below (especially the two big Malamutes) and the white huskie from Iron Will.

P is for Pooning! Posted via Mobile Device

H is for Hummer

I can't understand the no call/no show. It just shows an utter lack of respect for another person's time! I have only ever cancelled once and I felt horrible doing it, but sometimes shit happens and if you show some respect you'll usually get some in return. In my case I cancelled a morning appt the night before because my SO was sick and I knew she wouldn't be working the next day so I wouldn't be able to leave for no reason. The lady was very understanding and we ended up rescheduling for later that week. To sum up, sometimes shit happens and as long as you go about things the right way and don't make a habit of it, cancellations should be forgivable.

D is for Double D cup! Posted via Mobile Device

If it's a thong, nothing's sexier than classy black. Something lacey can be any color and with certain outfits or certain moods, cute white cotton panties might be the hottest look ever! Posted via Mobile Device

Van Wilder (2002) starring Ryan Reynolds Additional Comments: Van Wilder (2002) starring Ryan Reynolds

F is for Finger Bang!

Y is for Yearning

T - Turner and Hooch(1989) starring Tom Hanks and Beasly (the dog)

I think every month since I was eleven has been my official month of masterbation!

Real name: Corporal Hornball CERB Name: Mr. Fuegobutt

J is for Jizz! Still one of my favorite words! Posted via Mobile Device

A woman's soft hands running over my smooth freshly shaved head! Posted via Mobile Device

O is for Oral! Posted via Mobile Device

Loooove the smell of woodsmoke! Reminds me of my Grandpa's huge stone fireplace! Action movie or Rom-com?

Y is for dining at the Y!

What he said! Emily for sure! Posted via Mobile Device

OMAR! (The Wire) Posted via Mobile Device