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It's a longer one at a minute and a half but I defy you not to laugh out loud at least once at the "dollarshaveclub" commercial:

I think the main question has been well addressed, so let me just add a few scenarios where I wouldn't mind an SP pulling out her phone mid-encounter: 1) Your cat has knocked over the lovely candles you've scattered around the room and the curtains have just caught fire. 2) The session is just so wonderful you want to make a complimentary video for me to remember it by. 3) Your go-to toy has run out of batteries but you have an app that makes your phone vibrate. 4) You're feeling greedy about how much fun you're having and think it would be nice to invite a girlfriend or two over to join in. 5) You've downloaded Angry Birds. Because hey, who doesn't enjoy a round of naked Angry Birds?

Also, a funny link for those of you who are both Stars Wars and Game of Thrones enthusiasts: http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/star-wars-vs-game-of-thrones-battle-is-epic?bfgp

First let me say I'm glad that there are so many different styles out there, as surely it would get boring fast if every ad was the same. And since everyone is drawn to different things depending on their personality or mood, people should feel comfortable using whatever ad style works for them. Like nlwoodchuck, I mostly just read those in my area, but generally speaking I too like the ones that display something witty and give a sense of personality. If some humour can be inserted that's awesome too. I am, however, also willing to admit that provocative ads will probably grab my attention. I'm not sure why this should be seen in any way as shameful or negative (I realize this was not what the OP was suggesting!). I've always respected and been attracted to ladies who are confident in their sexuality and desire, and don't mind expressing it. When we're together, there isn't much that will turn me on more! So I guess it shouldn't be surprising that it draws my eye in a public ad as well. The impression that a lady is turned-on, craving a connection, and feeling as much desire as I might be can certainly be alluring. The ones I find most memorable are those that have a knack with creative writing, and describe a fantasy or possible experience as a story or scenario. It's a more alluring and passionate way of describing services, and often I'll want to make myself a part of that tale! As for other aspects of an ad, I too prefer not having to explicitly ask about donation amounts and appreciate it when they're listed (or a link to a website that does have them is provided). For similar reasons, I don't mind at all when those services not offered are listed as well. I'm happier having a clear sense of what appeals and what doesn't work for a lady without having to ask, as I never want to risk sounding like I'm inquiring about a menu. I'll end as I started though by saying all styles have merit, and to each their own. The only type of ad I wouldn't want to see is one where it's clear a lady is reluctantly writing what she perhaps feels she has to rather than what she wants to.

When you have to sneeze... ...but the sneeze refuses to happen... ...and so your face gets stuck in the "mid-sneeze" look for an extended period of time. (I guess it could be worse...you could be stuck with your "orgasm face" on but without the orgasm :shock:)

Like others said, you can find good and bad in all walks of life. I think it's just when celebrities go crazy or act like jerks it stands out more. Since everyone pays attention when that happens it no doubt begins to seem more common. I defy you to watch Jennifer Lawrence geeking out at meeting Jeff Bridges and not restore your faith that celebrities can be cool/humble:

Here you go: RCMP make 11 arrests in prostitution operation, Moncton, N.B. 2013/7/19 Eleven women, ranging in age from 21 to 61 years old, were arrested for prostitution related offenses in Moncton. The arrests were made on July 18, 2013 as part of a prostitution operation by the Codiac Regional RCMP Street Crime Unit in the St. George Street\Boulevard area in Moncton. The operation is part of an ongoing effort by Codiac Regional RCMP to curb sex trade activities in our community. The Codiac Regional RCMP's primary objective is to ensure safe homes and safe communities for all citizens. "Unfortunately, prostitution is often linked to other criminal behavior which creates a sense of insecurity in the community. Our operations are aimed at ensuring everyone feel, and are indeed, safe in their neighborhood", said Codiac RCMP Cst. Damien Thériault. If you have information about prostitution related activities, please leave a detailed message on the Codiac Regional RCMP Prostitution Tip Line at 506-388-7511. Seven of the women were released on a promise to appear in Moncton Provincial Court at a later date. Four were also charged for breach of probation and were held to appear in court today.

Unless there's reason to consider otherwise, I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to fantasies. I've known woman who like the "robber breaks in at night" roleplay scenario but none of them have any desire to be actually raped! I've seen some pictures of ladies dressed up in sexy cat outfits on this site that get my blood pumping...but that sure doesn't mean I have any attraction to actual cats! What goes on between consenting adults (and those are the two key words) is in my books between them. There's fantasies/roleplays I enjoy, others I'd indulge in to please a partner, and some I just wouldn't be comfortable with. For me, the younger girl one falls into the last category. But I think the only question you have to ask yourself here is which category does it fall into for you. Additional Comments: I don't know how he does it, but I'm starting to think Miquelon is a superhero, and his power is to get his post in right before mine where he manages to make the same point but in a briefer, more eloquent manner. Next time Mr M...next tiiiiiime!

Hi all, I've a fun little question for everyone: If you could control evolution to add, change, or remove any human trait or ability, what would it be? Feel free to be as imaginative as you like, this is meant in good fun not serious science. Here's a couple of mine to start off with: 1) People would lose the ability to make "duckface" when a camera is pointed at them. 2) Testicles would naturally be unshaven, smell like lavender, and to the female tongue have a hint of chocolate flavour.

So I have read through all the pages of this thread, and would like to suggest that perhaps there is some misunderstandings of intent or arguments of semantics happening. I'd like to propose the following statements, worded as straightforwardly as possible: 1) It is a lady's right to charge whatever she wishes. 2) It is a lady's right to offer/advertise her own specials or discounts. 3) If a certain service doesn't have an advertised rate, no one will mind if someone inquires what the donation amount would be. 4) If a rate is listed or provided, it is in everyone's interest and good etiquette to accept that as the rate. 5) If you don't accept a lady's stated donation amount or make repeated attempts to argue it, you're likely to get an inferior experience at the very least and quite possibly blacklisted. 6) If you insult a lady because she isn't willing to lower her rates at your request, then you should be hung upside down and repeatedly whacked with a herring. There has been some interesting discussion on this thread and certainly there have been points requiring clarification or that people have disagreed upon. But I think at least some of it has been with people arguing at cross purposes when on the main issues I suspect everyone in fact agrees. If I'm wrong and someone does disagree with any of the statements above, please speak up and we can better see where we actually disagree. Cheers all, I'm out!

Must be a really good song she's listening to!

Just hanging out at the office...

I think part of the problem is that people assume if they can't smell themselves then no one else can either. Obviously it's always better to freshen up, regardless. Also, my laugh of the morning:

Was feeling a little silly so threw together a short ditty on one of my favourite subjects. It's not polished and meant in good fun. Hopefully it might give someone a laugh. I do long for legs and fancy a fanny And a sweet smile Sure can beguile But my propensity For one part particular Is a proclivity Not so peculiar What part pervades my private prayers What is this penchant and prime predilection? Big boobs to tiny ta-tas Manmade mammaries or natural knockers Nothing causes me quite such lust As that of a ladyâ??s lovely bust I like to watch a woman walk And admire her rear wiggle But if you give an equal choice Iâ??d rather see those jugs a jiggle I do not own a skiff or ship Nor sail upon the sea Yet while I may not be afloat I do so enjoy to motorboat You don't need me to try and tutor And all deserve the sweetest suitors So my prick please do not neuter When I canâ??t help but holler hooters I thank you ladies, you are the best And I know Iâ??m truly blessed For now and then you get undressed And grant me a chance to touch your breast!