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Did you know you can create a link to a specific part of a YouTube video? All you have to do is advance to the part of the video you want the link to go to, right click, and select "copy video URL at current time".

There's so many clever, funny people hereabouts I thought this could be an amusing game... The rules are simple. One person posts an "answer". The next person posts what the question could have been, along with a new answer for the next round. For instance, if one person posted the answer: "Serious, Risky, and Heroic" I might reply with: What are the three speed settings on the bestselling vibrator." :-D Easy enough? Here's the answer for the next person: "Honey, I'm home"

I've never been able to acquire a taste for coffee. I've tried, mostly because others seem to enjoy it so often, but I've never been able to get through more than a sip. A good cup o' tea on the other hand can be a cure for just about anything.

I once went twelve years or so without...but then puberty hit. Since then my record and ability to go without has been, well...somewhat reduced.

To my mind there are few greater advantages to being an adult than having the ability to eat cookie dough without permission. :p

Nice thread! Well, I have to give a nod to the Old Spice guy: I love my cat, but he's just the type of mischief-maker that would get me into this sort of trouble: And I can't help myself, I have to include these two: :wink:

Can't say there's been any male-directed toys I've enjoyed. Well, unless you count a piece of fabric that was used to bind my hands to the bed-frame once. For a simple "toy" I've very fond memories of that one! But as nothing turns me on more than a turned-on woman, I'm most likely to get a thrill from a toy when it's one the lady has brought out to use on herself while we play. I knew one lady who had a collection of variously-sized buttplugs that she loved having used on her during intercourse. The fact that they were quite obviously her favourite toy by default made them mine.

"It depends what type of roleplay .." I'm really crossing my fingers that the answer is "dungeons and dragons" :-o

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

I was going to say I too wouldn't mind going back just a few days earlier. It was a week ago I got to spend a terrific time with one of the wonderful Ladies here and I could quite happily relive that again. On second thought though, it would probably really freak my past self out if present day me showed up to join in! Instead I'll pick 5th century Byzantium. There's just so much culture, history, and philosophy that would be amazing to experience first hand. That said, I think a short visit would be enough. I'd miss good drink, HBO, and indoor plumbing too much to stay!

Wait a minute...they're supposed to unroll???

Given that boobies are truly magical, these seem appropriate...

Oy, some of those are cringe-worthy. Speaking as a man, I can regrettably confirm that yes, we say some dumb stuff. On behalf of my gender let me say we appreciate that you all put up with us! :) As nlwoodchurck says, you can probably attribute most of them to nervousness. And Miss Sophia is right that the more stunning the Lady the more stumbling the man will likely be. So I suppose in a way you could take odd lines as a good sign.;) Nevertheless, Cristy, those are definitely some good tips for a first greeting you've shared. A few thoughts: 1) I'd never have equated heels with "faking height". I don't know many guys that don't think a Lady in heels is sexy, plain and simple (well, maybe "plain" isn't the best word :bowdown:). 2) I've never understood the need to ask "are those real". I'm more with the line of thinking "if I can touch them, they're real!" :) 3) A follow-up compliment confirming that by "not expected" one means "better than expected" is definitely the way to go (as an aside, you do indeed have a very nice voice!). 4) Facepalm. Nuff said. 5) I have to admit I can understand giving a line like this. Eyes are generally beautiful, feet soft, and hair shiny, but sometimes they are especially so and such observations can be hard not to make, especially if it's favourite a feature. 6) The dreaded "seems like"! I confess I've been guilty of this one in the past, and always want to bite my tongue once the word escapes. As you observe it's not intended to be rude but does turn a compliment into a puzzle. So yes people, for the love of god and chocolate (whichever you worship) leave out the word "seems"!

A 400g Toblerone bar. It's not my favourite indulgence, but I'll take it as a distant consolation prize.

As a newcomer to CERB (I signed up a while ago but only started reading threads and posting recently) I can vouch for how quickly one can take for granted how good it is around here. I don't often get a chance to indulge in this wonderful hobby, but I already find myself visiting here not just to admire the Ladies (though I won't deny there is a bit of that!) but also just to enjoy the sharing and conversation taking place. There is a community of respect here that is rare online--and I don't mean just among service provider sites--but the Internet in general! As one of those gents (I like to think I'm one of the nice ones!) who was only aware of other sites for quite a while, I see the sense in those that advertise wherever possible--and for my sake I'm grateful that some of the wonderful Cerb Ladies were there to be found! But I sure am happy I made my way here.

Don't worry Eric. I figure in a few more years Facebook will have a "like" button attached directly to every person, and when we see someone sexy or do something nice we'll just have to press their button. . . . On second thought, maybe actually talking to the person is less creepy!

Simple things that inspire a smile? Ordering a milkshake and getting both the glass and the container with the leftover amount. When my cat curls up for a nap and puts a paw over his eyes to block out the light. Being surprised by a movie/book that I wasn't expecting much from. Unexpected cake! And yeah, I was going to add boobies to the list as well, but those aren't simple --- they're magical!

Definitely well said Midnite! Always enjoy reading Cristy's posts and insights. (whoops, thought I was commenting on a post, not replying to the thread...can't handle all the buttons! :icon_rolleyes: )

When you right-click, do you select "copy image" or "copy image location"? I often find the former doesn't work but the second does.

If I won a little I'd buy a beer. If I won a moderate amount I'd buy a beer, give to family, and pay the mortgage. If I won a lot I'd buy a beer, give to family & friends, pay the mortgage, put some in the bank, and travel. If I won the big time I'd buy a beer, give to family & friends & charities, pay the mortgage, put some in the bank, travel, and buy the rights to the that cancelled show Firefly and pay to have a few more episodes made (any fellow Browncoats out there understand! :smile:)

Almost too distracted to hit post.

That hindsight is not in fact 20/20 (how we remember the past is often as distorted as how we predict the future). That the hardest person to forgive is often yourself. That it is, nevertheless, important to try. That taking chances is worth the risk the failure. That everyone has different beliefs, but most have good intentions. ...and (one slightly less philosophical) that being a Toronto Maple Leaf fan means learning how to deal with disappointment!

If you like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galazy and Terry Pratchett, then the "Thursday Next" books by Jasper Fforde would likely be right up your alley. The first in the series is called "The Eyre Affair": http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27003.The_Eyre_Affair They're very witty books about a female detective who gets recruited to solve literature crimes...inside the stories themselves.

Apparently candles will also give off more soot if the wicks are too long. I've read that before lighting them it's good to make sure they're trimmed to about a 1/4 of an inch. Also, keep them away from drafts and vents, as the more a candle flickers the more likely you are to get those soot stains. Sounds like it would be a shame not to get to enjoy candles anymore, so hopefully that helps!