Tallguy007

I'm also in the majority age 42 Two older kids Software engineer

While I also much prefer writing a proper introduction using a PM when time permits (and it typically does) , don't most phones nowadays automatically split up and reassemble long messages?

This page had me laughing for so long; I had to share. http://dontpkethebear.com/uncategorized/21-scathingly-witty-insults-by-famous-people/

The word "Caryatid" comes to mind. These are greek ornemental pillars sculpted n the form of a woman. To me it says tall, svelt, strong, beautiful.

As a single dad of a teen, I don't have to do much sneaking. I just say I'm going out for a drive to clear my head. I might have been a bit too consistent about that: "Hey dad, you've been grumpy these days, why don't you go for a drive?"

Makes perfect sense -- a business is a business. Next thing you know the government will insist that sales receipts be issued!

Then how come they haven't fired this male co-worker and replaced him with the just-as-good-but-more-affordable female employee? Sends these overpriced bums back home to take care of the kids. (Irrational arguments make great double-edged weapons)

Lease... - Sleeping bag for two (it's cold at night on those little islands off Halifax) - Box of condoms (going back to our lives the next day) - Bacon (everything is better with bacon)

It happens to this older gentleman too. It seems to help me if I cut out the self-service, especially the one accompanied by porn. My theory is the porn messes with your arousal circuits and the damn thing no longer works under normal stimuli.

Sign me up too!

Everytime I see this thread pop up, these are the types of puppies I think we're talking about:

I passed a contractor's van which my brain read as: BJs, hard wood polishing I suspect there was a "flooring" in the original...

I'm a nerd through and through, and analyzing/optimizing processes is something I keep doing inside my head, but keep to myself so as to not offend. And I'm all for learning to do better on my side too. I've been toying with an idea to increase the chance of a great encounter with an MA (those secretive, mysterious MAs ;-) ) by offering to describe what I like in a PM before the visit. This way, she would know what tickles my fancy without me being nervous about offending by suggesting something she's not comfortable with.

I don't have a significant other looking at my statements, so I don't have to worry so much about being discovered. I can see others being very concerned about the paper trail or forgetting that receipt in their pockets. That aside, the POS terminal would make the visit a little less personal. While it could be okay for a SPA/massage location (which already has a business angle to it), it could really mess the mood when visiting an SP for a date. And then I have some irrational negative vibes linking these machines with "high volume". The electronics and service setup may have gone down in prices so much that my grandmother could have one to sell her knitcraft, but I still get the mental image of a grocery store lineup. So it'll be cash as usual for me. Now, as electronic transactions and person-to-person transfers become even more common, my hangups with it will probably melt away.

I'm sensitive to strong odors, so just something mild is about as specific as I can get. A little later is the visit, the scent of arousal pheromones tells me I'm doing well (I get off on pleasing). About the bacon perfume: looks like it's been done: (http://www.fargginay.com/bacon-classic.html) and (http://www.luulla.com/product/13856/roll-on-perfume-bacon-scented-perfume) Now smelling THAT would be a "I know you're a cerbie" surprise.

My ex-wife was into fine cuisine, and I had an open mind, so I've had a chance to try out some oddball foods. Brains, uncooked meats and other foods (including uncooked brownies), and foreign fruits which I can't remember the names are part of that. What sticks out in my mind, though, is something I tried in a seafood restaurant in Gaspésie: "Bargots". These are small sea snails they get locally. These little guys were salty as heck, but otherwise pretty much the same as the larger snails used for french Escargot.

Ran across this bit of "news" which caught my attention: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/05/31/bdsm_practitioners_more_mentally_healthy_than_vanillia_folks/

Having a silent chuckle at work these days due to ongoing discussions about BBJs (Boeing Business Jets). Not quite BBBJ, but close enough for the chuckle.

Most tunes from Bon Jovi remind me of being a car-full of friends (including the girl who had dragged me there), chasing after the band's car after the concert as they returned to their hotel after the show. Probably wilder from all that second-hand pot smoke I was exposed to during the show. 8-) I don't actually remember when that was; looking up when they were in Ottawa suggest it was December 1993. That was

Like most (I hope), I see the long-standing threads for best bum/breasts/fripples/legs/lingerie/etc. as simple collections of pictures of that category. The recent "hottie of the day" threads come across to me as immature, to the point where I was wondering whether it is a ploy to artificially boost the thread started stat. I've just been ignoring them, not wanting to encourage them. The current threads are plenty adequate to share pleasant images.

"Free Willy" Every now and then, Willy needs to escape his solitary, domesticated life and go out there to be wild.

Darth Vavavavoom?

You might have better luck in the Fetish area. I've had the pleasure of meeting the lovely FootFetishTess at a social; she does have very nice legs and feet.

A little off-topic, but we seem to have a fair number of waiters/waitresses here. For restaurants where one does not visit often enough to be recognized as a good tipper, is there a tactful way to "bribe" your server at the beginning to keep the coffee flowing, or would that be insulting by inferring the service is bad otherwise? Those after-party mornings can be brutal...