Tallguy007

(had given screen-capture instructions, and at the same time confirming whether they worked -- it didn't)

I'm a bad liar. A very bad liar. Best I can seem to do is omit details. Because of this, whatever I do I have to be ready to admit it. This means if my mom, kids, or an eventual girlfriend were to ask me, I'd have to answer the question. It took me a while to take the first step (must have restarted that intro PM a dozen times). I had to convince myself that while this is frowned upon by the bible-thumping population, that I was doing no harm or even disrespect. There was a lot of social conditioning to work through, which many of lurking members which haven't taken the jump yet are probably working through too. The "no shame" posts seem to predominately come from the more active members, those who have been around and have accepted who they are. I'm guessing that for each "no shame" post, there are at least a handful of those which do feel some shame. I invite them to take advantage of the cerb anonymity to share their views. It might end up being liberating.

I just rsvp'd. I'll be there after work. I've never been at CMJ west, looking forward to treasures to be discovered

A lawyer? I think if my daughter wanted to go into law, I might lie about it and say she was a stripper or something. A lawyer! the shame! ;)

Dear Soleil, since I'm in Ottawa I haven't come across your adverts However, curiosity peaked by Gabriella From the archives, I discovered your verse In Winnipeg, there are lucky fella To host a lady with talents so diverse

I'm pretty much only on the message boards and using pm for one-on-one discussions. I'm preoccupied by avoiding saying something inappropriate, probably too much so considering how tolerant (and sometimes goofy) people are here. I did attend the social. This was stepping quite a bit outside my comfort zone. I initially did it because there were a lot of ladies there that I wanted to meet, but ended up talking with a bit of everybody. Now when I read posts from people I've met, the posts now have their voices. Vitto's posts are especially cheery now. I'm still ridiculously shy about calling someone on the phone (and not just with this community). Will have to work that one out eventually.

I've long been a fan of EmilyJ's witty subject lines. In the same line of good attention-getters are SexxxyRebecca, Cleo Catra. Claire Heavens is also witty and has nice ads, although they don't come around quite so often. I like a light, fun tone. It's like sneaking to the girl next door for some naughty fun.

While I do confess to enjoying watching this "lucky bastard" type porn, I can't see myself being able to keep up with three lovely ladies. Then again, I've yet to have my first threesome. Maybe I'll have a different opinion after I tick that one off the bucket list.

It's mostly suggesting 18+ games, singles, credit cards and gambling. Not too bad I guess. Now looking at the ads presented by cerb: Yup, they definitely have my profile figured out there.

A cup of coffee won't be doing me much good against zombies, but maybe being that little bit more awake will give me a few more minutes before joining them. Additional Comments: "Last thing in your hand"... Come to think of it, it's a good thing I stopped to make coffee on my way to the computer, instead of going there straight from bed. Morning wood would make a really, really poor zombie weapon!

Reminds me of a quote I like: "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." -- Lawrence Peter Berra Additional Comments:

And that picture said to me "dildos for masochists". I wonder if there's a twisted train of thought game/thread in there...

In buildings I'm familiar with I've counted the number of stairs for each flight. I close my eyes and see how fast I can go up or down. Up is definitely easier. I also have a license plate quirk: I like to work out in my head which ones are prime numbers.

I'm with Old Dog with the colour issue: contrast works best (which is why tan underware tends to be the utilitarian sort). What I really like though are laces. there are those which give a woman extra curves, and thos from a corset where you can play at caressing through the cracks, like digging for treasure.

Not sure what you mean by Excel and Word showing your name, but could you be referring to the account name, which you should be able to change through Start | Control Panel | Add or remove user accounts ? If that's the case, then your name wouldn't be an integral part of the filename, just the path. You could test this out by putting the file in a USB key and looking at it from a different computer.

Thirty hours to thirty lovely ladies and thirty gallant gentlemen.

I love the feeling of breasts rubbing against my back. Bodyslides, oh yeah!

I had though it evident that if you cancelled, especially so late that the the other party cannot reasonably replace your business, that some form of compensation would be in order. This happens in other appointment -based businesses, so why not this one? "How much" is a thornier question. Not sure whether this aspect is up for discussion.

The romans also had specific coins for use in prostitution, Spintria. Each coin depicted a sexual act. Some speculate that these could have been tokens presented to the lady indicating which act you'd paid for. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spintria (one of the tamer Spintria)

If may is masturbation month, I'm guessing that we also have June: Jerking off month July: Jacking off month August: Auto-erotism month September: Self-pleasuring month October: Onanism month ...

Ah yes, the guilty pleasures of having an attractive young thing shaving your head, the warm towel, the attention... But the blowjob part doesn't work; how can she reach your head from down there? ;-) DATY with a skull shave... That could have potential. Would have to be a safety blade, though.

My favorite for a long time has been Wolverine. Not so much for his exploits or even adamantium skeleton, but his mutation seem the most interesting for day-to-day life: you always look "mature adult", perfect muscle tone, don't get fat, don't get sick, not near-immortal (better than really immortal, considering the human psych).

Morgan Freeman James Earl Jones These guys can make anything sound interesting. Let's no forget Don LaFontaine, a.k.a. "Movie Trailer voice guy"