Tallguy007

Maybe not "World Wank Week", but there is apparently a US National Masturbation day movement: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day

T is for Tumescent Todger

E is for Escorts, which provide a little Escape

Z is for ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz - that peaceful slumber you fall into while cuddling

H is for Heavy Petting Additional Comments: How did I get from J to H... I think the cold meds are hitting about now...

M is for Massaging Mamaries

D is for Dominatrix

Y is for Youthful Enthousiam

Of course! I tried to see how long I could go without doing it for a while. My record was 3.5 days.

I can't get Lola Leepop out of my head (the lollipop). Additional Comments: I can't get Lola Leepop out of my head (the lollipop).

P is for Pure Pleasure

F is for Fucking Fantastic Fellatio

U is for undressing

J is for Juggs

Y is for yes, Yes, YES!

SexxxyRebecca's "Before the world ends..." ad keeps making me think of this picture...

Tangled phone cords I don't know why, but I guess that what makes it a pet peeve.

Lending your tablet to a buddy so he can look something up, and seeing CERB pop up on the screen as that's what you were looking at last...

Maxwell House - Good to the last drop

I was hoping for older Bruce Willis (a lot of us around here, it would seem). The few people around me I've asked point to Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters. Bald, eyeglasses, beard, wears a signature hat, nerdy engineer type... okay, I can see where they get it.

Very close, focus on those numbers in. the middle which is where the word play lies...

My first job was computer help desk. Yes, I've basically been a computer geek all my life.

Lays Betcha can't eat just one Additional Comments: Another one: AT&T - Reach out and touch someone

Very often a slowdown comes not from viruses as such, but from a bunch of junk which gets piled on and on and keeps slowing down the computer. These present themselves as search bars, facebook helpers, download helpers, screen savers, etc... Wiping the computer clean (booting from cd, and forcing a re-format) should get your compter back to "when it was new" sppeds, but the important part is to not re-install these utilities unless you really need them. I also recommend NoScript and AdBlock (l use firefox) which should cut down on junk being offered to the computer. as usual, remember to back up your datafiles before wiping. only re-install the apps from source media, not the backup.

Pain-less operation? Music 11 ears