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So it's been a long time since I've done the club scene. I feel like I graduated up to seeing MA and SP and that they are more bang for your buck than strippers. Back in my younger days however I collected quite a bit of mileage, made some nice connections and generally enjoyed myself making the rounds in the SC. Tonight I figured I would try out the lazy man's strip club, the Silver Dollar. (Pretty sure there is some sort of Valentine's Day cliche there). This was only my 2nd time there and my previous visit must have been some 8 odd years ago. Despite this gap in visits, the club still looked the same. It was practically dead, had a few dancers making the rounds and the bartender was particularly chatty and friendly. Anyways, I was approached by a busty Egyptian whose name unfortunately eludes me at the moment and took a chance on her in the CR after being promised an amazing time and an experience I never had before. I may be naive on occasion but I didn't bring any expectations with me going to the back. A pair of dances later, no complaints but nothing exceptional about it. Had a little chat with her afterwards and after letting her know I was done for the night she went on her way. I was getting ready to leave when this busty Blonde who just finished a set on stage walked by me. She did another lap around the club and stopped a few seats beside me. Her mouth was moving but I couldn't make out what she was saying as I wasn't really paying attention. She repeated herself and told me that she was not my type and that she was too skinny for me. I could go off on a rant about having a husky physique but I digress. I'm not sure if I should be amused or offended (so let's put the two words together and consider me "amended"). I didn't approach her or even acknowledge her but to the best of my record this is the first time I've been shot down by a stripper, a stripper I didn't even ask to take the the CR; in this case, a stripper I had zero interest in seeing in the first place. When I got a good look at her, I wasn't particularly heartbroken about being prematurely rejected. I don't care how great your body looks, if your face looks like Joan Rivers, even a paper bag wouldn't make you any more attractive. For the record, if a stripper takes the time to talk to me and at least fake being interested over having their first words be, "want to go for a dance"? I will more often than not at least go for one dance, whether they are the most stunning woman in the room or not doesn't matter to me. I believe her name was Katherine and she may have been slightly intoxicated. Presuming I make my next trip there in another 8 years, I probably won't get the opportunity to provide a witty retort but I am curious to know if anyone else has had this happen to them? Particularly in a situation like mine where you actually didn't approach someone for a dance or initiate conversation with them?

Considering all the reviews that have already been written, there probably isn't much I can add that people already don't know. However I can at least describe my experience in my own words and everyone is welcome to take from my review whatever they like. I should begin by mentioning something that could be described as serendipitous to say the least. Last year on the tail end of my birthday, I logged into CERB and noticed I had a notification. When I went to check it I had a birthday greeting from one Chantal Summers. In this day and age, where people can spend upwards of 5 seconds on Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites to send a Happy Birthday greeting, it came as a surprise that I got this message from someone I had never met or interacted with before, yet had friends and people I know who forgot/couldn't find the time to do such a thing. I sent Chantal a quick message to thank her and didn't expect anything to come of it. Yet the next day she sent me a reply. It wasn't like my simple two sentence message but a good paragraph that asked me how my birthday went and encouraged me to take the opportunity to keep in touch with her and even try a massage session with her. Okay, my interest was certainly piqued now. So I checked this very thread and could easily conclude that I was missing out on someone special and a special experience. It has been awhile since my last massage and I had to wait a little longer as I had a much needed vacation on tap. Still during a period of needed resting and relaxation, my mind took the occasional drift and that's when I started to think about Chantal again. I sent her a text letting her know I was thinking about her. She replied inquiring about my vacation and I followed up by letting her know I wanted to see her when I returned. So now all I needed to do was get back and arrange an appointment. This wasn't hard to do as we managed to confirm a session via texting. Great, it was about time to put a face to the woman whose pictures on here show the visage of a woman with a spectacular and toned body. Her profile page mentions a lengthy list of things to expect during a session with her. I was curious to see how this would translate during our time together. While this was not my first massage, it certainly involved its fair share of firsts. It was my first visit to Paradise Spa which may be the closest spa I have access to. Naturally it was also my first time with Chantal but compared to any other massage I've had previously, it was also the first time where I felt like I made a connection that went beyond arranging an appointment. It almost felt like I was going on a date, with a beautiful woman, who also happened to give massages. So what was my initial reaction when I saw her enter the room? Wow. It's a word that can be interpreted differently from person to person but in this instance, I am pretty sure those who have been with Chantal know what I mean and those who haven't been with Chantal are probably drawing their own conclusions. From top to bottom, the woman in all those pictures was unsurprisingly even more stunning up close. I am the type that can be intimidated in the presence of a beautiful woman and this was no different. Before I knew it, I was experiencing another first and that would come in the form of her greeting; a welcoming hug and some very soft and sweet kisses. It was such a simple but tantalizing gesture. I was okay with doing this the rest of the session. I mean a massage for the lips still counts right? The next thought that crept into my head was, is this part of her massage session or did I just unlock an extra? Nevertheless, I was certainly ready to go and watch Chantal put her hands to work and what a job she did. The next first I experienced happened during the actual massage. Chantal had a massage toy with her and asked if I wanted her to try it on me. I'm usually not the adventurous sort and I certainly was happy with her roaming hands but I figured why not. Her massage toy provided some vibrations along my body and while I had no previous experience to relate this to, I found it quite relaxing. All the while, Chantal is keeping the conversation light, pleasant, and stimulating. I am guilty of rambling during sessions but I think during our time together, the give and take was roughly 50-50 with Chantal opening up about herself, her interests, passions, hobbies, experiences and the likes. It painted a wonderful backdrop of the woman I was spending some quality time with. I got to learn some really fascinating things about her. When we weren't using our lips for talking we were using them in the more conventional sense. I really was awash with surprise (pleasantly of course). I never expected such affection and it wasn't just a kiss here and a kiss there. It had a tinge of romance to it and that's something I can say I have never felt in any of my previous experiences on the massage table. If that wasn't enough, the next first may have been the biggest surprise of them all. Chantal brought out the Nuru gel. From my understanding, I thought a Nuru massage was a premium (ie. more costly option) but with Chantal it was simply another part of her sensual routine. Rest assured she gives a fantastic body slide period. While my body had to adjust to the Nuru gel, Chantal and in particular her body made that adjustment something that took very little time at all. If that wasn't enough, she still found more time to brush her lips with mine, continuously. It was very easy to get lost; in her eyes, her embrace, and of course her perky body. Talk about a voluminous session. As is often the case, time just flew by and all that was left was a climatic finish. The only thing is there were actually multiple finishes. There was the finish to the massage, which was absolutely delightful. We all know how it goes but it wouldn't surprise me if mine differs from yours. Chantal is quite creative with her technique but there is always a guarantee you'll feel great afterwards After this there was the finish before I entered the shower, more kissing; then the finish after the shower, more kissing and finally there was the finish after I got dressed with you guessed it, more kissing. I certainly don't want anyone copying Chantal, but if there's anything a massage session could always benefit from, it's more kissing. That's just my opinion. As the title of the review states. If you have never been to Paradise, I recommend and encourage that you let Chantal be your first experience. She will set the bar for any future massages extremely high. Therefore, you may best be suited to just keep going back to see her whenever you have the chance. You'll be glad you did, and I know I cannot wait to see her again. Thanks to everyone for their reviews on Chantal and thank you to Chantal for that unexpected birthday greeting. You just got yourself stuck with another very happy and very grateful client :)

I will preface this review with the standard your mileage may vary disclaimer but in all honesty, if you have never gotten a massage of this nature previously or have been hesitant to try then do yourself a favour and let Katrine be your first. It is easy and accurate to state that she is excellent at what she does and regardless of what massage package you choose, it will make for a great time and your body will thank you for it once you are finished. Upon entering her residence, Katrine greeted me with a warm welcome and if you are the anxious type like myself this is just the first step in the many that she executes that will help put you at ease. I wish I could describe what she was wearing in great detail but to be fair she wasn't wearing too much and frankly I wasn't bothered by it in the slightest. If you've checked out her website and perused her pictures then you have an idea of how beautiful a woman Katrine is but face to face is where you really get to see how fantastic she looks from top to bottom. She says she goes to the Gym and it shows as she is toned and very fit. Beyond that there are a number of places you can get lost looking at Katrine; her eyes, her lips, her legs, and you certainly cannot leave out her breasts. It is safe to say they are a handful and presumably a mouthful as well. It is understandable if you cannot keep your eyes off them throughout the massage. Prior to making the short walk over to where the massage takes place, you can see that she keeps her place tidy. While it likely isn't a deal breaker for the majority of people, it certainly doesn't hurt that she takes the time to make her place presentable as well. Of course if you are spending too much time looking at the decor, you are already not taking full advantage of what you have in front of you. The massage room is well lit, has music playing in the back ground. For my visit it was of the top 40 variety but again if you are putting too much stock into the music then you clearly need to loosen up still. The background noise could be a dentist drill and you won't mind. Once Katrine gets her hands on you, that's the ideal time to let your worries go away and focus on what's important. Letting Katrine take care of you. If you choose a massage with girlfriend privileges then you are certainly in for a treat. While I have a rather uncanny ability to ramble on excessively (review not withstanding), even before I stepped foot on the massage table I got to find out how good a kisser Katrine truly is. On her website, she is confident enough to state that she is a great kisser and she backed it up and then some. She absolutely emanates sensuality and you start to feel it after a few soft and delicate kisses. Yes tongue is involved and Katrine got me going just enough to have me yearn for her and what she had in store next. If you think it can't happen to you so easily, Katrine will prove otherwise. It's almost easy to forget I was there for a massage as kissing her and holding her body close to mine was as great an ice breaker one could ask for. When it's time for the massage, the table Katrine uses is comfortable and lengthy so taller individuals like myself won't have to worry too much about dangling off of the sides. If you've got the skills, I'd recommend starting with giving Katrine a massage. Since I can't massage my way out of a paper bag, I had to decline this offer but you don't have to be like me. If you want the opportunity to rub her body up and down, do it. She is bound to thank you when it is time for her to massage you. Since I started with the massage after the brief but delightful make out session, I learnt quickly how good Katrine is with her hands. I noticed plenty of attention was given to my upper body and with all the pressure points and sensitive muscles there, it may be a subtle observation but worth noting. She focuses on one side of the body fairly thoroughly before moving to another side. Of course having her hands on your shoulder blades is just the beginning. Feeling her hands rub and caress my back, legs, thighs and neck. Every extremity gets attention all the while Katrine stays attentive making certain I am enjoying myself which I most certainly was. An early exclamation point to the massage would be Katrine's bodyslide which is arousing as it sounds. If you are wondering what big breasts feel like against your naked back, the short answer is fantastic. Katrine isn't shy in the slightest and when she gets up close and personal the way she does it will get your body tingling. This is dependent on the type of person you are. For the quiet types, you can certainly let Katrine do her thing but you'd be missing out on some very light hearted and easy going conversation. Whether you prefer to speak in English ou Francais, Katrine doesn't miss a beat as I was able to keep a dialogue going with her for the duration of the massage. Presuming you aren't just focusing on her naked body, and you can be forgiven for doing so, being able to just talk about anything and everything certainly helped get rid of any lingering anxiety I had coursing through my body. Don't be afraid to ask her questions. She's a fascinating woman and while you come for the massage (and perhaps some extra benefits), you certainly can stay for some stimulating conversation. Yes she has an accent, and yes it is sexy but I figured that was a given. When it's time to turn over, this is where business picks up. This portion will vary depending on the type of massage you arranged but in any event Katrine gives you special attention in the area you were most likely waiting for. Have to admit I tried in earnest to shut up and just enjoy it but even if you still feel the urge to talk, Katrine doesn't get fazed in the slightest. If you're going with strictly a massage then Katrine will work you over until the very end. Of course when that very end occurs is up to you, or more specifically when you have reached your pleasure plateau. While Katrine is unquestionably an expert masseuse with her hands, if your massage includes girlfriend privileges or more then you get the immense pleasure of seeing and more importantly feeling how much of an expert masseuse Katrine is with her mouth. There's a number of worthwhile cliches I could use and all of them would be relevant to describe the feeling I got from Katrine and her mouth but instead I will just state if not implore that you experience it for yourself. No need to thank me afterwards. Katrine has frequent specials and I would be amiss not to state that you should take full advantage of them when they come around. I was apprehensive about it prior to the encounter but when it was time for Katrine to switch from using her mouth to sliding me inside her that's when the ride (no pun intended) reached its crescendo. Katrine quipped that she has a magical pussy; sorry there was really no way of stating that conservatively but she wasn't lying when she said that. Again I encourage you to try it for yourself since words can only describe the experience which is nowhere near as good as actually participating and doing it. Perhaps the only thing missing from the session was getting the opportunity to find out how good she tastes down there but unfortunately I have no one to blame but myself for that not happening. Hey, I am only human remember? So in summation, Katrine will make the time you spend with her worth your while. Just being in the presence of her and putting yourself in her capable hands is something you will want to do time and time again. She will give you the massage of a life time and certainly more if you choose to pursue additional perks. It goes without saying that I recommend her wholeheartedly. However fair warning that whether she is your first massage or it is just your first massage with her, you will fall under her spell and have no need to worry about getting a massage from anyone else, period.