mister_crufty

I'm trying to cut down on my posting but I couldn't let this one pass. It's a very interesting point and you may be right but I present myself as a counterexample. I couldn't imagine anyone feeling worse about themselves sexually than I. The magic that I discovered is that most of the ladies I've seen clearly absolutely LOVE their jobs. I never got any feeling of fakeness or insincerity from them at all. This made me feel amazingly good about the encounter. I felt that I was actually pleasing them and they were enjoying the encounter. You have no idea the effect that has on someone as insecure as myself. The one provider I saw who seemed like she wasn't enjoying herself was a real stand-out from the rest and it made me feel bad, like I was putting her out, like it was just a job. This was partly the language barrier but I could really tell the difference. Feeling that you're actually giving someone pleasure is a powerful aphrodisiac and I for one am absolutely thrilled that so many of you ladies love this work. You make me feel like a total stud and that's awesome!

I loved meeting Katrine Cannon. She has an amazing body and is a super sweet lady.

Thank you DrLove. I'm actually doing much better and haven't annoyed anyone too much in quite a while. Sucks being a socially awkward penguin. I'm always so nervous when I meet someone new and I tend to babble when I'm nervous. I thought it might be nice to have some 'canned' conversation starters to fall back on if I feel like I'm too nervous. Either way, I'm hijacking this thread...it's not about what TO say, it's about what NOT to say. And hey, I just learned a new one! Offtopic jokes in a serious thread! Sorry all.

Unfortunately Parker is offline until May.

Personally, I find the best bet is to watch the advertising section, see who is active. When you find someone who catches your eye, look at her profile. She might have a website link or more information. Lots of independents here so you'll have plenty of choice. Once you've found someone, go take a look and see if she has a recommendation thread. This will be your best way to see what kind of experience others have had and decide whether she's the one. Then it's simply a matter of contacting her. Be polite and put your best foot forward. These ladies don't HAVE to do anything with you. They CHOOSE to. Not sure what you mean by 'low-key' but I sense it might be a line of questioning that you should be careful with. Here there be dragons.

Insomnia. I don't sleep very well. After a while, it really starts to grind you down.

I'm in the same boat. I'd love to be able to get out at noon during the week. There's not much that far west but if you go a tiny bit further east you have at least two FANTASTIC choices that I'm aware of. Taylor Monroe and Emily J. Ladies, seriously. Come to Kanata. Thousands of lonely, nerdy, high tech guys with lots of money? It's a gold mine. And if I've learned anything from watching Big Bang Theory, hot chicks LOVE them some nerds.

I never actually thought about meeting hobbyists here...Another concept to wrap my head around.

My apologies. I often try to insert levity to lighten things up. Won't happen again. Clearly there is a time and place. Additional Comments: Actually, I feel like I should explain myself a bit more because the question wasn't ENTIRELY unserious. I got a bad reputation early on for asking bad questions on the Ottawa boards. I'm a bumbling, over-curious, too friendly and somewhat insensitive guy. I was referred to this thread which was very helpful to understand WHY some of my questions were so stupid. I'm really trying to do better. Hence my comment, "I should live in this thread". The silly question I posed is actually a running gag on reddit and is meant to be an ice-breaker. A way to get someone to talk about something funny and meaningless. I sometimes find the first moments with a new SP a bit awkward so I thought if I had some silly conversation topics it might loosen up the mood a bit. I'm sorry if anyone took it for me mocking this thread. If anything, I dearly wish I had discovered this thread early enough to avoid some stupid mistakes. ---edit--- Here are some examples: President Obama: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/01/president-obama-would-choose-to-fight-the-horse-sized-duck/267071/ Justin Trudeau: Redditors: I guess out of context the question does seem a bit ridiculous. Sorry again if I offended anyone.

Indeed. From a purely romantic standpoint, I would have loved to be alive in the age of exploration. When new worlds were being discovered by brave men on sailing ships. Pretty shitty time for the average person but cool nonetheless.

puts her legs on your shoulders. She's light so it's easy for you to carefully stand up with her sitting on your shoulders. You can feel her wet pussy on the back of your neck, her perfect breasts brushing the top of your head. "I'm gonna wear you like a hat..." you growl softly, handing her a riding crop. She takes the crop and smacks you on the ass. Hard. You jerk involuntarily as she shouts, "Giddy-up". You start galloping around the room, with her holding the crop in the air like a sword. "You can take our lives....but you can never take...our FREEDOM" she cries. You collapse together on the bed, laughing uncontrollably. She gently brushes your raging erection with the tip of the crop and says, Additional Comments: "I've never understood what you see in that, but it's just so much fun." "I know," you say, "it's the only way I can get off." "But now back to you," you say. "What are you in the mood for today?" "Paint me like one of your French girls," she says. "Ah," you say, "one of my favorites. Excellent choice." You reach into your bag and start pulling out the edible paints and the brush. "You want the hat?" you ask. "Yes please," she giggled. You put on your beret and strike a pose, naked except for votre beau chapeau, paintbrush in hand. She lies on the bed in classic pose, beautiful, like a work from one of the old masters. You take the brush and start to work. Painting thin lines of delicate filigree, you tease, gently tracing the brush over her body. Circling nipples, lightly brushing thighs, you move around, barely touching her skin. She shivers ever so slightly as you touch her most sensitive parts. Arches her back. You reach for more paint but she suddenly grabs your hand, pulling it towards her, smearing paint. "Oh no," she says, "I've made a mess." "Well," you say. "That won't do. I guess I'll have to clean it up." You take off the hat and...

I should probably live in this thread... :-D Learning so much though. Here's a question I like to ask SPs...perhaps you guys can tell me if it's appropriate or not. "Which would you rather fight? 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?" :-D (shamelessly stolen from reddit.com)

Hey babe...how YOU doin'? :-D --ducks--

Doh!! It was such a long thread I jumped to the end without reading the instructions. Sorry Samantha. Hope I didn't screw up the thread. I like mrrnice2 because he very kindly pointed out my error without ripping me a new one. I also like him because he comes from PEI which in my opinion is the best little province in the whole country. Never met an islander I didn't like so I can assume that I would like him very much.

I am intrigued by your proposals and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. :-D ---edit--- Holy crap! I'm a senior member already? Okay...I've only been posting for a few weeks...that's ridiculous. I think Emily J is right....I post WAY too damn much!

This seems like it could be pretty easy to put together. All we'd need to do is get a few interested parties together, find a location, pay Il Re's fee, potentially pay one of the ladies a fee to be a 'model/test subject' and then he could teach us all his secrets. Or at least as much as he can in an hour or two. BTW, Il Re, I'd love to hire you as a treat for my wife but I can't imagine how I'd broach the subject. Still pondering that one.

I like all y'all for putting up with me pouring out my heart and treating this website as my personal therapy session. It's really helping so thanks. My current time frame for achieving full sanity is T-minus 11 days and counting. Wish me luck Houston. Additional Comments: Ooh..and I really like Emily J. She's super nice and helpful but she never lets me get away with being an idiot and always calls me on my bullshit. I'm finally going to meet her in person! Yay!

Korean style marinated grilled flank steak. Thinly sliced onto a toasted kaiser bun with caramelized onions, roasted red pepper aioli and ripe avocado. Covered in provolone and lightly broiled.

"May you live in interesting times." - Ancient Chinese Curse.