mister_crufty

Whoa...hold on a second...It wasn't like that...I didn't feel like I was being pressured or anything. We were just texting a bit after I left and she said something like, "You can leave me a review if you like..." I didn't feel it was in poor taste but then again, I don't really know all the rules yet either.

K is for KY...slippery and wet L is my libido...as strong as they get M is for masturbate...when I play with my stem N is my nuts...so please don't neglect them O is for orgasm...the main point of this vice P is for penis...yes, I listed it twice Q is for queef...sometimes kitties burp R is for redheads...sexy firecrotch! slurp! S is for sex...it makes me a fool. T is for tongue...the most useful tool. .... Additional Comments: U is for uterus...couldn't find a 'U' word V is for vulva...both hairless and furred W is wet...how my rhymes make the ladies X is my rating...this shit ain't for babies! Y is for yoni...look it up...it means beaver Z is zoophilia...Hey! That's my retriever! Tada!!! --thunderous applause-- --takes bow--

A is for Anal...right in your bum. B is for BJ...a great way to cum! C is for cock...one eye but can't see D is for doggy-style...we can both watch TV E is erogenous...the zone some men can't find F is for fetish...you want WHAT in your behind? G is for G-Spot...If you want her to go fast H is for hymen...they're far in our past I is for implants...if you don't like how you're born J is for Japan...weird-ass tentacle porn ..... Whew...I'm knackered. Have to continue this later. Good times!

Thanks Alexxxis, I appreciate the support. I've spoken to a couple other ladies offline who also didn't have a problem with it either. One lady actually was laughing at me getting my ass handed to me. "Mom! The girls at school all beat me up! They pulled my hair and called me names and...and..." :-D My intentions were good but my wording was poor and I regret having created such a fuss. I was trying to include the overhead costs in the original post although your list is much more complete. And as far as rolling in the dough, I thought I was implying quite the opposite. Perhaps I'm not the clever writer I think I am. I'm extremely grateful that so many wonderful ladies choose to make themselves available this way and I really appreciate the hard work they do. At the end of the day, it's a ridiculous question anyway. There are so many variables that the range of earning potential is as wide as the ocean. One thing is for sure, I wouldn't make a red cent in this business unless I had magic hands and a smoking body like Il Re. ;-)

I don't have to imagine...it just happened. It sucked. Wicked withdrawal. I was totally jonesing for my fix....I even started hanging out in the other site...--shudder-- It felt like I was sucking dick for cocaine! :-D

Wasn't there a joke in a movie where they had these full body condoms that prevented them from touching each other at all? Some Woody Allen thing or something? Or was it SpaceBalls? Maybe this would be a good one for the rubber fetish people...quick way to make your own latex catsuit! :-D

Sorry everyone...the mods informed me that it was my massive volume of posting lately that caused the server outage....I'll try to tone it down a bit. :-D

I think there are a couple Sasha/Sachas here. Both should be thoroughly researched on a variety of boards. I can confirm the reviews of one of them (I think not the Greenbank one but the other).

This is Crufty Radio, sending this one out to all the ladies who like to have dinner down at the Y if you know what I mean...

I don't have personal experience with ALLD but I can tell you this. They're active on these newsgroups and will definitely help you find what you're looking for. For example, there was a thread on the other site reviewing an agency girl. I asked how her english was, saying that I met an asian girl but hadn't completely enjoyed the experience because of the language barrier. Within a couple minutes ALLD replied to the thread saying, "You should probably see Carol then". That's pretty good. I think you should probably just talk to them to get your comfort level up.

Interesting. You assume a lot about me. My wife is incredibly attractive to me. I'd love to have a physical relationship with her and not need to find sexual release in the arms of strangers. "Forced to pay for sex" is accurate in this case but not quite in the way you mean. More like, "I've decided that I need sex in my life, I have no other means to obtain it, therefore I must pay for it." You don't know me or my situation. My wife acknowledges the problems in our relationship but only wants action to resolve them on my part, not hers. She will not see a therapist or counselor with me. In spite of that, we're immensely compatible in other ways and she is my best friend. I wouldn't hurt her for the world. I don't want the emotional involvement and risk of an affair. The honest thing to do would be to divorce rather than cheating but that is hard to do. To hurt someone you care about that much is not an easy path to choose. In my case, her father is very sick, possibly dying at the moment. I could never kick her when she's already down. But I have needs too. I've suffered sexual neglect for over 6 years now. If you don't think I've tried everything I know how to do to improve this part of our relationship, you have no idea. Eventually you give up. Constant rejection is hard not to take personally and eventually it starts to chip away at your self esteem. Left to her own devices, our sex life would be her jumping me for a 5 minute quickie to get herself off every month or two. Sex is near the bottom of her list of priorities. This year it came to a head for me and I needed to do something about it or be crushed under the weight of my insecurities and loneliness. This is the path I choose. Everyone chooses this for their own reasons and it's not for us to pass judgement. I'm sorry you think that I'm a lazy person choosing the easy way out. I should probably just continue the years of effort at romance, flowers, date nights, romantic trips, etc. for no reward until I die. Right? Because it's the right thing thing to do.

i hope everyone will forgive me for using this forum as a personal sounding board yet again but here's something I'm finding interesting. In the month since I've started this hobby, I haven't gone for Greek yet. Not sure if I even will. I know it's a huge turn on for me (it's pretty much the only porn I get off to) but I find the encounters where I really spend time with the lady in oral and fs are more than satisfying. The wife is a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. She has no interest in me performing oral on her and generally just wants to get off quickly. She likes greek but we both get off so quickly, it's not particularly satisfying. I only have real staying power on my second go but with her, it's almost always off the table. So I don't think my obsession is fading but I think I'm a little afraid of it. I think it turns me on too much and might jeopardize my "second-go stamina". I'm afraid that if I'm with a provider that really likes Greek that I might disappoint her by finishing too quickly. Maybe I need to discover my "third go stamina" but that seems like a 'my mileage might vary' thing. Anyway, just some of the thoughts that I wrestle with. Everyone says I always overthink everything.

It's like the most fabulous buffet. The buffet of SEX! (puts on his cheerleader skirt) B - Double-O - B - I - E - S....boobies are what we love best...yaaaaaay boobies!!! (shakes pom-poms)

True but I think this is an oversimplification. Me hating my job is not likely to do me serious emotional and potentially physical damage. An SP who hates her job and feels forced into it is at risk of all these things and more. To some extent I would see this as similar to the notion of not wanting to buy goods from companies that employ sweatshop or child labor. I may not be part of the solution but I don't want to be part of the problem. -----EDIT----- I think this thread is getting seriously off topic.... Perhaps we should all move on

That's exactly it. I just didn't realize what a great experience it would be. I wouldn't say I didn't LIKE sex before but I didn't realize just how bloody freaking ridiculously awesomely amazing it could be with some of the ladies here. I don't think I've ever actually had good sex before. What a waste of a life.

Thanks for the reply. What a well thought out and written post. You definitely live up to your handle. Truly the mind is the greatest erogenous zone.

Yes, I was just being silly. You're right, probably getting off topic but it doesn't seem like anyone can or will share stories of how their obsessions developed. Maybe I'm the only one who has a clearly remembered moment?

Awesome simplification. Clearly I have nothing to worry about. It's just interesting that I was so wrong about what I PREDICTED my feelings would be. Reminds me of the XKCD comic. I clearly don't even understand myself so how can I possibly hope to understand others?

Interesting point. I had posted some very similar thoughts in another post: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=423476&postcount=25 I think I would feel very guilty if I thought the provider was doing it for other reasons than because they enjoyed the work. But then again, you can't assume. Someone might just be having a bad day. I prefer to spread joy however so I always hope the experience is good for the provider as well.

You just sound awesome. What a nifty thing to be obsessed about. I love tying knots...grew up sailing boats since I was a little kid. Monkey's fist, clove-hitch, bowline, sheepshank...oh yeah. You like it when I talk dirty to you baby? :-D

I've been told that it's always best to simply ask. Communication is the best way to ensure a good experience. Many girls list prices and services offered either in their ads or websites. It seems that most providers offering a GFE are mostly all inclusive for 'standard' things like you listed with the ever present caveat YMMV. If someone is offering 'Safe GFE' that usually means bbbj is off the table. Hope it helps. This question has probably been answered in a sticky post in one of the new member forums too. I've been scolded on several occasions for asking questions before reading the FAQs. I would save you that pain my son. ;-)

My home internet has been down for 10 days now. I've had to tether to my cell phone. No Netflix, no downloading TV shows. My god! It's like I'm living in a cave. We're not savages here people!

Okay, I'll give you that. Fetish is then the wrong term although I don't know what the right term is then. Fixation? Particular taste? Obsession? I guess I was looking for a more general word. So someone might be obsessed with Asian women wouldn't have a fetish but someone who sexualized feet would? I was taking the term to mean a particular sexual act, regardless of it's nature, that is one the prime motivators in a persons sex drive.

Interesting perspective. My question is less about the term and it's connotations, whether negative or positive. I'm actually asking, "How do they happen?" In our minds, how do they come about? My friend once joked that at some point when you're young and horny, you see some random shiny object and boom, new fetish. I wasn't born loving Greek. I doubt it ever occurred to me until I read that book as a young teen. I'm pretty sure I never really thought about it again until young adulthood when I actually started having real sex. Then it just popped back into my head all by itself. So yeah, it was more of a request for stories. I was curious to see if others might remember how their fetishes came about or if they just appeared randomly.

It's my understanding that selling sex and escorting in Canada is 100% legal and always has been. Providers can choose pay taxes and deduct expenses like advertising, incall locations, condoms, what have you. I understand that many have accountants. I believe there is no reason in this country for any of this to be less than completely above board.