Sentimental

Hello CERBITES: Imagine if you will, an Elite status moderator who is a mental midget imposing a ubiquitous censorship on members. Intimidation by an arrogant Lilliputian narcissist with a malignant cerebral cavity. Lyla is not/not a "friendly web site for adult conversation". I am providing this infantile Moderator my permission to delete my account.... he does not need to expend any more time from his provincial town of Barry, Ontario to issue any more threats. Read the following unacceptable message: Dear Sentimental, You have received an infraction at LYLA - Canadian Escort Recommendation Board & Lyla's List. Reason: Looks like you need a vacation ------- This infraction is worth 1 point(s) at 3 warnings (or points) your account is usually suspended. Infractions will never expire but only you and the moderator accounts can view them. The infractions are on your account so we can keep track of what we have spoken to you about in the past. Original Post: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=654229 Quote: Moderator: No need for you to be insulting with your statement "I am not sure if your trying to troll up drama here or what but you may want to do some homework first and not assume things." If you are unsure about this scribe "trying to troll up drama..", do not presume it. Furthermore, I did not assume anything. Maybe you should be doing your homework more diligently prior to making accusatory statements.

Amazing Encounter with Gabriella Laurence and Emma Alexandra Truly unique and fun encounter that had a lasting reminder. A serious and unfortunate S T D contracted during the session. Happy memories are no longer a bliss.

Amazing Encounter with Gabriella Laurence and Emma Alexandra Truly unique and fun encounter that had a lasting reminder. A serious and unfortunate S T D contracted during the session. Happy memories are no longer a bliss.

Hello Motorcycle Enthusiasts: I have recently gone to Isle aux Coudres in Charlevoix, Qc and it was an amazing trip. The ride from Ottawa to Quebec City was approx. 5 hours. Quebec City to Isle aux Coudres was 1.5 hours. There was free ferry ....... running every 30 min. Accommodations are amazing... $65/night. We could organize a ride once we have good riding weather in 2015. Any comments ? PS Another option would be to go to the Cabot Trails... on the way there, we may also want to meet some of the more exotic East Coast courtesans !

Do not miss the opportunity of seeing Anna who is visiting us from Montreal. She is truly an erotic and sensuous lady who will surely fulfill all your fantasies...... You know the type of young lady that has an innate quality to arouse sexual passion in you. She was very accommodating to my fertile imagination and we had a one hour session that ended up lasting two hours of mind-blowing mutual physical exhaustion. You want details ? I suggest that you see her before she leaves Ottawa.

Amazing Aniah Wanted to keep the secret to myself in finally finding the ultimate pleasure with an erotic MP. I suppose it is not fair to withold info and have decided to share with fellow Cerbites. This lady's amazing skills is not learned, she is passionate about stimulating and arousing you ! She only visits Paradise Spa three times a week .... amazing sensuality ! Have never experienced an erotic massage of this calibre..... she obviously enjoys turning you on while providing an "uber" sensous massage. By the way, she has a hidden talent, massaging part of your body that you will thoroughly enjoy and become addicted. It is a specialty that few MPs offer !! :shehot:

Wanted to keep the secret to myself in finally finding the ultimate pleasure with an erotic MP. I suppose it is not fair to withold info and decided to share with fellow Cerbites. This lady's amazing skills is not learned, she is passionate about stimulating and arrousing you ! She only visits Paradise Spa three times a week .... amazing sensuality ! Have never experienced an erotic massage of this calibre..... she obviously enjoys turning you on while providing an "uber" sensuos massage. By the way, she has hidden a talent, massaging part of your body that will thoroughly enjoy and become addictied. It is a specialty that few MPs offer !! :shehot:

Gegefatale: A fertile imagination like yours is a great asset. Since Carys also enjoys this play, I am certain that it would be an amazing duo. Set something up and you will have a huge success. I will be the first to book an appointment.

What a nice surprise ! An unplanned duo session is the ultimate. Very fortunate indeed.

I agree with your review. Rosie is an AMAZING SP. She will light your fire no matter who jaded you are. Experience the ultimate... see Rosie !

Oh come on guys...... this stuff is getting sooo addictive that the next thing I know, the whole day will be spent surfing on CERB looking at fripples and my internet usage will double. I am beginning to see light flashes from the corner of my eyes... am I getting retinal detachment ? Must make an appointment with my ophtomologist AND urologist ! Please dear CERBITEs, stop this visual excitation/bombardement... 17 pages, each page a 7 min interval, that's 119 min !! Have a heart, PLEASE, I' ll go blind from retinal detachment.

Most definetly, it's a "turn on" to watch a woman get sexually excited to the point of "ejaculation".

Madison is most definetly not main stream... not for those seeking "vanilla" encounters. If you want to walk on the wild side, Madison should be your company and you will have no regrets.

Rebecca..... avoid seeing people who have an interest in partial activity. Maybe these individuals are seeking a street walker's brief encounter for a quicky. As a courtesan, there should be no need to encouter these individuals !

Great initiative... casted my vote.

Your last Poly social was a success....would be interested in the upcoming.

You will not regret joining CMJ !!!

Cato: you always seem to be one step ahead of me !!! Thanks for the great review. I'm in Mtl now and will have to see her.... just as I planned.

PistolPete: you did it again...... with your recommendations on CERB, the ladies will certainly have numerous bookings after your visits. They should be offering you free PistolPete "special" sampling. What's this about your regular RMT not being arround to "relieve" your sore muscles ? Are you referring to your sore hand mucles ? Now I will just have to see Maria to have her check out my sore muscles too.

Very classy review of Miss Class... eloquently written and I wish to commend CERB members who have such a great communication skills on this Board. Miss Class you must be in a league by yourself with such stellar reviews. The result of these reviews will make you very popular and it will make it difficult to book an appointment.

Fellow CERBITES..... we have a great story here. A dramatic Shakespearean novel could be hatched. Let the title be "Touch of Euphoria....Et tu, Brute?"

Oh Cowboy Kenny.... I can read in-between the lines. You have enjoyed yourself a and had a GREAT time. Many thanks for that low-keyed recommendation. Now I have to follow your path since you have always given great advice !!

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Cato: Don't hope... just do it. She is truly an amazing young, attractive, sensuous, erotic courtesan. We are very fortunate to have her tour Ottawa !! Additional Comments: SecretAdmirer: Well done !! You have indeed Admirerd two wonderful ladies, Lily & Annika and your Secret has been devulged. Speedstick: me thinks we should form a "fan club" for Annika & Lily

You are doing a great job !!!! Errors do happen.... we are human.