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  1. Fresh scallops which were flipping their way around the ocean floor mere days ago, dusted in flour/salt/pepper/garlic powder and deep fried in lard for 2 or 3 minutes. ROAR! (deep frying seals in their flavorful juices, while every other cooking method results in the loss of juices.....fine if you like a sauce, but I don't). Juices. Hmmmmm!
  2. What do you get when you mashup 80s powerhouses Pet Shop Boys, New Order, and The Smiths? of course Story of our lives. Yello, getting Bondish. To hell with Adele, Additional Comments: Everybody's addicted to their smartphones. As soon as they find a way to implant them and direct connect to our brains, we'll all jump at the the chance. Most of us.
  3. I cannot recommend Carrie enough. Two hours is definitely the way to go! In all honesty, if she's not the best of all my experiences, she's damn close!
  4. I'm kind of thinking that LE wouldn't go through the bother of a sting unless your communications with them were of an explicit nature. It's easier for them just to nab you for showing up at the location and use your communications as proof rather than to trying to entrap you after very vague communications and hoping that you'll say the wrong thing or make the wrong move once you're there. And as was said before, since the ladies have nothing to lose, why not let them make the first move?
  5. I love to cook, but I try to give it all away so I won't be tempted to eat so much. Tonight I gave away General Tao Chicken, calzones, and brownies. I like making other people fat! >:grin: But of course the reason I give it away is because I'm 20 pounds overweight. :sad: I'm eating canned herring with mustard tonight because I'm trying to slim down for an imminent appointment. lol But I'm also roasting a whole chicken as I type and it's going to be hard as hell not to eat the golden brown, crispy, spiced skin. Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! 6-pack abs? I'll leave it for the next life.
  6. I agree, just write it off as a lesson learned. I would not confront; you don't know who's just around the corner. Desperate people do desperate things, and you don't want to become another statistic. As for booze, I'm usually guilty of having a glass or two beforehand, and if the lady likes to have a drink or too as well, I've always found that it enhances the experience. :)
  7. I'm still waiting to be able call a plumber or mechanic and gaze longingly at the crack of her ass while she works in tight jeans and t-shirt! Now that's equality! :P
  8. oldblueeyez

    Fries

    Geez I forgot about that. Thanks for jogging some fine childhood memories. And I just barely remember my old man letting me push the "order" button. And we was drivin' in style!
  9. oldblueeyez

    Fries

    Damn, I just barely remember when A&W was strictly drive in and you'd order from their radio consoles and they'd bring the food to you on a window-mounted tray. Ha ha! Where is fun and unique shit like that anymore?!
  10. If the new law dramatically reduces business for the ladies, wouldn't it be something if they all got together and sued for lost income? Ha ha, wishful thinking I know. And now I'm wondering, why isn't sex addiction treated as other addictions, and us addicts provided the equivalent of "safe injection sites"?! :P
  11. They say the top ranks of politics and business are filled with psychopaths, and since men are 10-20 times as likely to be psychopaths as women, that probably partially explains the gender imbalance at the top rungs of society. So what's the solution here, encourage more women to be psychopaths? These folks don't play by the rules, and more rules just create more of a challenge for them.
  12. "It's a woman's body to do with it as she chooses!" So why does this apply to abortion and not SPing? I've always found that quite hypocritical. Anyway, there's a movement called Men Going Their Own Way, in which men simply give up on relationships with women and do their own thing, and when manly needs arise they pursue this hobby, or travel abroad to well known "affection destinations", or whatever. Some men, after getting gutted by Divorce and Family courts and false abuse claims, feel the pendulum has swung too far in the opposite direction and have removed themselves from all the drama. It seems to be a covert rebellion. "if the word feminist has been hijacked by extremists?" You don't say! :P
  13. Duct Tape Challenge (Brazillian Wax Alternative)
  14. [quote=MightyPen;650378 Now all replies will look equally suspicious -- which means they will all look equally innocent! Jeremy Brett rocks. He is more than Sherlock
  15. That's the kicker. It sucks that a person can be deprived of their means of earning a living because of a criminal record. I don't mean to be mean, but it's like a system of enforcement, isn't it? Never rock the boat? It's like go to school and get your degree and then be governed for the rest of your life by a professional society? Screw that!
  16. Uh oh, I'm on an 80s tear! :) I could listen to 2:30-2:50 forever, it entrances the hell out of me, and I'm going to do that freaky hand movement the next time this old man hits the bars..ha ha...Calvin Harris should license those 20 seconds from TFF : Frig I love that song! (and believe it or not, it was before my time, but not by much)
  17. Just so there's no hard feelings or misunderstanding, I read it as meaning that she was headed in a different career path, and if so, I wanted to reinforce the fact that her current career is also a great one. ;)
  18. oldblueeyez

    Fries

    Countertop deep fryer. ($50 Walmart) French fry cutter (Starfrit, $15 Walmart) 6 packs of Tenderflake lard Russett potatoes Slice potatoes into fries Soak in sugared water Empty all 6 Tenderflakes into fryer and set at 275 When fryer comes up to temp, blanche fry the fries for 5 minutes, then remove to paper towels and let cool When you're hungry and you just can't take it anymore, crank up that deep fryer to 350 and toss then fries in and cook until they reach your desired level of golden brownness You're welcome :) As somebody said previously, beef tallow is best, lard comes a strong second. Vegetable oils are for wusses, except for peanut, but then everybody and their goat has a peanut allergy these days. After you've finished, when you look at the empty dish and see the hardened white lard from the fry drippings, open the nearest and most available bottle of alcohol and consume in quick order so as to thin your lard-thickened blood.
  19. At least she's not saying, "I love Satan!", but for some reason "I love Jesus" seems spookier.
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