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Don't know who that group of Montreal (St. Hubert) girls last week were, but please come back! Fun much fun! :D

With experience comes perfection. All aspiring providers should contact Lily for oral lessons! Best! Ever! :D

Cigarettes. I just recently started smoking again after 15 years, because fuck it, when you get to almost-50 who cares. Eating is like an afterthought when you're smoking. I'm liking it!

Ha ha, you flooded the apartment below too? :P The people below me threatened to sue. I said, "I'm 19, I have nothing, go right the fuck ahead!" lol

Life is a roll of the dice. This is not the only business where operators must trust clients to be sane. I trust a lot of people on their word in my business; since I'm a fairly good judge of character, most are fine, but the odd wacko manages to slip in. I can deal with the wackos myself, and as for the CERB ladies, I'm sure they have backup plans. ;-) Yes, I'm happy that the CERB ladies are welcoming, but I'm sure they understand the risks and have prepared themselves accordingly.

Best mattress for sex? Those wild old waterbeds from the 80s.....fuck it was fun being a teen discovering sex on one of those things! :D

Ha ha, my ex loves Alors on danse! As for now, I'm blasting Contact by Daft Punk.... Blastin' it like Fugue in D Minor, and who doesn't love blastin' Fugue in D Minor!??!! :D Daft Punk - Contact

No wiser words spoken, no wiser words spoken. :D

Is it just me, or do many civilians not know how to have good sex? I guess I've been spoiled by the experts. I've wasted too much time and money on dating in the past year or so. I'm jumping back in where I belong! Hobbying, there's no life like it! :D

Underaged prostitution can't be overhyped enough. Until a person is mentally mature, she or he should not be participating in this hobby as a provider, nor a client for that matter. As for consenting adults, to borrow the pro-abortionists' line, "It's a woman's body to do with as she pleases".

Invite her to join your hobby! ;-) Seriously, you have to decide which lifestyle you value more. I like baching it and getting occasional jollies when blueballed. No life like it! :D I'm dabbling in civilian relationships but I just can't commit anymore.

I wanna be pissed on all over, including my face! But I don't think I could handle the yellow piss. Yet. I think I'd have to start with the clear beer piss. I've researched piss and it's actually pretty fucking sanitary. Hell I'd even drink it (I've drank squirt, so how can piss be much different....and half the time squirt was probably piss anyway)

This clitoris is the first 'cock' I've wanted to suck! "the side effects have been severe. Along with excess body hair and acne, her clitoris has swelled so much, it has become a mini penis. 'That has gone significantly bigger, yes,' she reveals. 'About an inch [long] and it's shaped like a little penis. It looks like a little penis, you can roll back the foreskin..."

Apple was cool once: Not it's just the bloated 'Le Chateau' of computing

Happy Birthday YHZMan! Today is the day to super indulge! Vice is an oasis in this desert of mundanity!

Who am I kidding? Once a hobbyist, always a hobbyist! :P

Well, I'm afraid this hobby doesn't do much for me anymore. The time has come for me criss-cross the globe and see if I can't get lucky enough along the way and meet somebody special. :D Best of luck to you all and Bon Voyage!

I've got to get in better shape. Exercise. Ugh. I'm lazy. But I gotta get rid of this belly. Ugh.

I don't care about a bald head, I don't care about wrinkles, but if I got saggy jowls and neck I'd tighten them up, and if my boobs start sagging too much I'd tighten them up too. That's about it. What about you?

Just watched Kick-Ass...I don't know how that one passed me by...it's fcuking great!

CoQ10 & The Trouble with Statins I was having minor left chest pain which may have been angina or it may just have been acid reflux, but whatever it was, I just realized today that I don't have it anymore, not since starting CoQ10. And another thing, if your brain's made of cholesterol, do statins make you stupid? I don't care about cholesterol anyway. I'd rather got out with a massive heart attack.

Nothing else matters (to me :D ).

LOL! That's bad! :D

Exactly what I was going to say. If you don't stand up for yourself, she'll lose respect for you as a man and that's the beginning of the end. Learned that the hard way. :-(