oldblueeyez

Gearing up for an encounter with one of the hottest providers in the city, and while clipping my hair and beard, looking down below and thinking, for the first time in my life, "Aha! Manscaping!", proceeding to clip away the decades-old bush, and while cleaning up the remaining few stubborn hairs, catching a piece of very sensitive skin in the buzzing blades of the clipper. BLOOD! CURSING! And postponing a potentially super hot session until the wound's healed. ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (and no, I wasn't buzzed, not by wine anyway :P)

I'm probably a borderline alcoholic, as I can't seem to go a week without wine, but I'm proud that I've cut back from 4-6 bottles a week to 1-2 bottles. I seem to appreciate the buzz more when it's less frequent. And yes, I drink for the buzz, I'm not going to beat around the bush, I love the feeling of slightly altered consciousness. It's a reminder that we can't trust our senses, that they're easily manipulated. As an added bonus, I don't embarrass myself on CERB quite as often. Wine and women, are they any better pleasures? :P

If you live in a modern airtight home, candles may not be a great idea; but if you live in some drafty, creaky, century-old home (ahem) that has more than its fair share of chilly drafts, I'd guess that candles are relatively benign. I'd be more worried about all the damn chemicals you'd be inhaling than the soot. I just hate the sickening smell of artificial scents. Beeswax and wine bottles for me! ;-) These are pretty cool, and have given me an idea for gifts! I'm going to the beach!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if a masonry drill bit would penetrate granite?

Hot, fiery, brunette, brown-eyed, Eastern European spinners, 30-40, with drizzling sexy accents, high heels, tight skirts, hot legs and nice bums. In one word: Romanian. Hard on the heart though. Any other brunette with an accent will do: Quebecois, Spanish, Thai, etc; and should I ever settle down again, Filipina!

At that age, test his blood for calcium levels; excess levels might mean that some cancer within him has spread to the bones and is dissolving them.

I will when I lose 20 pounds! :P

Yes...............

Can a 20 pound overweight middle age male hope to suck his own cock?

I wish I could suck my own dick.

I love me some blackstrap molasses...a few tablespoons mixed in with a half a liter of milk.....oh yeah....now that's a sweet treat! Good for ya too: http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?dbid=118&tname=foodspice The evil high fructose corn syrup is known as less ominous sounding 'glucose/fructose' in Canada.

Read this and see if it doesn't send chills down your spine: "It turned out that one of those men, XXXXXXXXXXXX, worked with special-needs students at Oxford School. XXXXXXXXXX has also been charged with possessing a controlled substance." And OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG. I am truly shocked at one of these fellas... that's all I'm sayin'. :-0

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I've had manboobs ever since I was 11. They never really bothered me until my uncle said, "Geez, XXXXX, you need a bra!" Well fuck you too Uncle! Ever since then and until now, yeah, sensitive about it. And it doesn't matter how much I thin down (I'm about 20 pounds overweight), they're always with me. My nipples are pretty sensitive though, and I love it when they're licked, bitten, twisted, etc.

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Any self-respecting guy above 40 sticks to 25 and above, and even that's pushing it once my sagging manboobs come out. I find solace with another aging body.

Just wondering, any guys near HFX wanna get together for some drinks/tokes/lines? Back when I was attached I gave a fuck, but now, fuck it, I don't give a shit who knows. Let's get together, get pissed, share memories and fantasies. PM me! (I don't even smoke weed or do cocaine....geez, I gotta quit drinking and posting....or maybe just drinking)

Phil Collins was cool once. Once: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1LOWEufAH0 oh God please let me stay on CERB tonight and not get into another fanangwrangle at the bar down the street which is open another 3 hours......bouncers don't like me...tend not to like crazed hyper little fucks You're not a real man unless you've intimately experienced every drunk tank within a 30 mile radius LOL I am, and have always been, totally nonviolent towards any women ever, by the way. But as far as men are concerned, the bigger they are, the harder you fuck up their knees/balls. Bring them on, motherfucker! Life is Hard I'm fucking bored. Going to the bar down the road. Will report back like anybody gives a fuck. GEN X http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_sJ6-4C_Ws Outta here! (Geez I gotta quit drinking and posting)

Amen indeed! I guess I was kinda lucky. My (s)ex(y) was always horny, but we just didn't have that sizzling sexual chemistry that long term relationships require. I always wondered if swinging would have saved us. I would have loved to fuck her with another couple fucking in the same room beside us, or watching us fuck. Hell, I would have gone on sexcams and fucked live (but masked) to keep things alive.

I might get a pair in 2020 at the Sally Anne for $20 :P

Levitra helps you last longer if you don't mind its side effects. Or why not just ask for a quick hand/blowjob and get off in the first 5 minutes and then when you get hard again in 20 minutes or so, screw for half an hour? A little booze with your Levitra can postpone blowing your load too. I find that if you get an Aneros and jerk off all the time with that in your ass, you get used to the intense prostate stimulation and without it climax becomes more distant.

I humbly apologize. Well, as humbly as any drunk wild fool can. :P My first thought was to simply reply with an edited thread subject: "Double Anal - Why should it be done?" Or maybe I shouldn't have said any damn thing at all. LOL Don't take life too seriously folks, it's too damn short. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwicaralvS0

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but it seems like he's suggesting that the act is hetero, whereas it seems more bi to me. I don't really care what his sexual orientation is. Live and let live as the Jains say. I will point out that he brought it up in his original post, so it's fair game for debate as long as it's not slanderous or discriminatory, and I fail to see how mine was.

Why not get double pegged by two strong ladies and see how it feels? Goose. Gander. I like porn, but this makes me wonder, did guys in the 1800s fantasize about double penetrating a lady's rear end, or is this a mutation of male sexuality resulting from extreme porn? LOL I am also wondering how two guys squeezing and sliding their dicks together in a tight space is hetero; seems more bi to me, as well as a little sadistic. Just sayin'.