oldblueeyez

While I was hot in my youth, I was never one to "pick up". Maybe I was lazy, but hobbying was just so much easier, and in the end, cheaper. :) I hate bars, I hate picking up. I hate the dating game; and since I plan to never marry again, why bother? I need a woman, but I do not need a woman. :P (btw, Amelia Middleton's a class act!) Man, if your wife expects you to live without sex for the rest of your life from the young age of 30, I'm afraid you'll really have to sit down with her and honestly assess your relationship. You don't have to be married to be a great father. Just my bit of advice. If she doesn't want sex, have you broached the subject of you seeking sexual satisfaction elsewhere while remaining married?

I've tried all three and I concur.

Getting drunk, changing my CERB password, and not being able to remember it the next day! LOL One damn bottle of wine's my limit now.

If you're going to eat the fish, seaweed, or anything produced near Fukushima, you had better bring a geiger counter! Not that we in North America didn't get the fallout. :P

I can honestly say that the best BJ I've ever had was covered and wow oh wow, did that little thing have a great technique! Wish I knew where she was now!

Welcome to the club! Life ain't so bad single, now is it? As long as we have lovely CERB ladies to frequent, how can we not be happy living are lives freely in our mandens? :P Regarding your question; why worry? Just get in there and get hornin'! Time's a wastin'!

Every. Day. Why?

Sometimes I jerk off in my hand and eat it. I fantasize that some hot chick is forcing me to lick it out of her hand. A couple of years ago, when my general health was questionable, my semen tasted like bleach, but now, once I turned my health-life around, my semen is tasty and sweet

If the Devil would take her, I'd thank him for his pain! LOL

Welcome to drinking in Nova Scotia....hold onto your nuts!

I need a real hobby. Maybe I'll start doodling again, or even painting.

Yep, men's brains definitely work differently than women's. I haven't figured out the flirting game yet at all, and that's why a trip to the Montreal clubs is on my spring agenda, as I've heard Montreal ladies tend to take the lead if they like ya. I had my crotch grabbed by somebody on a Quebec City dancefloor a few years ago, so I'm hopeful. Sadly, a gold ring prevented me from acting on said crotch groping! :P

Yes, that sounds much better! ;) Additional Comments: I respectfully disagree. :P

The future belongs to Asia, specifically China. We won't come crashing down, but it will be a gentle landing. Empires rise and fall; they ebb and flow with the tide. Humanity is so predictable in ways.

Indeed it is! Which reminds me, I have to get myself pegged while I still have a prostate and before my hips get all seized up with arthritis (gotta be able to spread those legs for missionary!). LOL Additional Comments: I have a fetish for booger porn! I love the snotshots, where the guy holds one of his nostrils and blows fiercely, expelling all the booger from the other nostril into the eager mouth of an awaiting hottie. I am especially fond of boogake, where a lady takes multiple snotshots on her face and then tantalizingly plays with the glistening green ooze before gulping it all down! That Japanese boogake is the best! Oh God, I think I just made myself ill. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X5SQPPvR-JA#! Piers Morgan got jabbed by Doc Oz and what happened? He got sick!!!!!!!! I like Dwight! How can you not like a guy named Dwight? In my ideal life I'll be a financially independent hermit living in the backwoods of Nova Scotia, so society can go screw itself with all its crazy flus. I'll be the last one standing!!! Yeee haaa!!!!! Wait, who will I fornicate with? Shit, this dystopian stuff sucks. "Hey pretty little deer....come here baby!"

I'm a fan of this era myself. ;-) I kind of like the Depression era as it's kind of repeating itself these days, and it's interesting to see the similarities between now and then. Back then, there were people and businesses which were debt-free and thriving during tough economic times, so it's nice to learn from their experiences and apply the same principles to my life and business, which is part of the reason I'm not hobbying as much these days! LOL. I like how they dressed in the 30s too.

I wasn't aware that pussy farts happened at times other than intercourse. Hmmmm, I wonder if a bad yeast infection would cause farts because yeast produces carbon dioxide? As for regular farts, I'm a silent killer type. I used to hold them in while in public places, but now I fart when I feel like it; it hurts to keep them inside. If you see me perusing fine cheeses at Pete's Frootique with a smile on my face, then a foul stench is sure to follow. :P Hmmm, it's no wonder I live alone.

An old flame/current drinking buddy has been super healthy for years and years and never got the flu. Got the flu shot this year because her doc convinced her that she was getting older and needed it. What happened? Well, sure enough, she got the flu of course!

Ever since I played 69 style with an Asian lady in TO 20 years ago, where we each gingerly explored our anuses with gentle fingertips, I've had a bit of an unrequited anal fetish. Recently I've been more excited about receiving it than giving it. Also, after having had a bit of dominance for the first time a year or so ago, I'm fixated on the notion of meeting a women in a semiprivate place and her jerking me off in her hand and then ordering me to lick up my sperm. Actually, it'd be cool for her to jerk me off beforehand, save my sperm, and then have me eat it publicly in various places. LOL Also, I really miss drinking, yes drinking, the hot squirt my ex served up.....shit, even piss would work at this point! LOL While licking clit my tongue has a habit of venturing asswards, nothing I can do, has a mind of its own!

My intention as well, minus the hair.

If being a fan of a dystopian future where the handsome yet batshit-crazy little guy makes his own rules and enforces them with a sawed off shotgun makes me a geek, then a geek I am. Or batshit crazy. Haven't decided yet.

Yeah, it's like, grow some balls and go to your doctor, odds are he partakes in your hobby as well (if your Doc's a he), and if you're so worried about your family Doc blabbing to your wife, go to a walk-in clinic and pharmacy in another city. Geez. And who would ingest pills they obtained from a stranger anyway? They could be XTC or acid, or something bad. Docs can be booze-swilling philanderous horndogs themselves, so why worry?

There is only one way to live this life, and it is with bravery and humour, and you sir, are setting the bar high. I admire you and I hope I possess your bravery and humour when the time comes for the fight of my life. Indeed, bring on the beast for it will be slain! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"then they took our guns"