oldblueeyez

Exotic sexy expensive stockings, or old stained cotton socks, don't much matter to me as long as I can pull them off with my teeth!

With regards to Russia and Ukraine, many are `ìndependent` and under the influence of nobody. Just fly there and have fun! If you`re half-decent looking, you`ll have girls oogling you at every opportunity, especially the metros and buses. The cyrillic alphabet is not so hard. Russia 3rd world....now that`s hilarious! `Tours` are for babies who need their hands to be held. Dive in man!!!!!!!!!!

Tattoos. Meh. Gotta spend your money on something I suppose. Great for hiding cellulite and vericose veins (that's a gender-neutral comment, by the way, as we both get them) I suppose. But this one, yeah, I like it! That's some outside-of-the-box thinking! It almost makes me want to suck his nipple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Damn it, I want one of those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I relent, not so Meh afterall! Mine will be less vectorish though. That's just F-ing genuis!

By all means, go the the DR, but hooking up shouldn't be so hard. Just go to the bars, or the beach! ;) I've never been there, but a buddy of mine who goes every winter said semi-pros are always asking him; he says, "Old Blue Eyes, it's just f------ing crazy!" And he goes with his wife!

I wouldn't pay a damn cent for any of those "tours". Who needs tours? Just book a flight to Thailand, Columbia, Romania, Philippines, Russia, wherever, and just GO! Where's the fun in a tour? Explore the sights yourself, and with a little homework beforehand, you can have a pretty good idea where to go and how to go about it. I always wanted to visit Thailand for the ladies (as well as the weather and the food), but now I'm infatuated with Romanians.... breathtaking brunette beauties with the sexiest accents ever! Bucharest here I come!!!! And great Moldovan wines to boot! :D I'm serious, for the brunette connoisseur, holy cow, Romania is tops!

Once you've been at it for a while, you'll realize that quality matters more than quantity. Cerb is a great resource and the biggest challenge is choosing from all these quality ladies!

Here's what one Nova Scotia elderly couple did: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/violet-large-gave-away-her-lottery-windfall/article589305/ Gave 98% of it away. There be some good folks down the old country roadways of Nova Scotia!

I gotta agree with Guetta, !And after seeing the video, I love M83 ,which makes me think about how much I love Calvin Harris, David Guetta, Morgan Page, some good DJs out there these days.....kinda makes up for Pitbull. Kinda.

What is golf?

I didn't read this whole thread, but beware of sleeping pills. Sleeping pill use tied to higher death risk I'd say one of the best ways to improve your sleep is to destress your life as much as possible: dejob, deevorce, delocate, whatever. If you have a stressful job in a stressful city and in a stressful marriage, get rid of them all, get damn rid of them all! Be happy will less money and less stress.

Money. Meh.

You got a video, McKenzie?

With all the crazy drugs out there nowadays, I don`t blame SPs for having this policy. Especially with dem dere Epsom salts goin round!

A hot lady ordering me to jerk off in her hand, talking nasty, and once I come, ordering me to lick her hand clean. I guess it`s a fantasy because a civilian lady aquaintance kept talking about how hot it would be and suggested we do this, but she backed out when I told her I would....something about a husband she said. I`ve thought about it ever since; not obsessed about it, but it enters my mind from time to time.

Wooo hoooo! Watersports!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha! Love it when they go `jiggle, jiggle, jiggle`

I believe you may be breaking a cardinal rule by browsing CERB at home. When it comes to phone numbers, I would recommend writing them backwards and then adding some random numbers for good measure; I would recommend always dialing the seven digits from right to left. If you are going for an incall, rainy or stormy days are better, as you have a legitimate excuse to wear a big hood over your head; always check the Weather Network; wives' friends are everywhere; how do you explain entering an apartment building where you know nobody at 8pm and leaving at 9pm if you're recognized? Do not drive directly to incalls; park a kilometer or two away at a strip mall or on the street and walk the rest of that way; how do you explain your car seen at an apartment building parking lot? One thing you must never do is alter your at-home sex life; if you have sex daily, keep doing so; weekly, weekly; monthly, monthly; etc. If you don't have sex in your married life, and you use erection enhancers, make sure they are well-hidden away someplace super secret; how do you explain having Levitra when you never have sex with your wife? Bring a bar of the same soap you use at home to the place of encounter, and wash yourself well with it afterwards; women have a keen sense of smell, especially when it comes the the scent of another woman. Always wear protection, even during BJs; do you really want to try to explain why your wife got a STI? Ask if a scent-free encounter is available; perfumed products can be stubbornly difficult to remove entirely from your body. Ask if a SP smokes, and if so, if the place of encounter smells of smoke; I know someone who went to one place which reeked of cigarette smoke and that smell lingered in his clothes even though no cigarettes were smoked during his time there.

ha ha! beat me to it! :-)

I DON'T CARE WHETHER IT'S WRONG OR RIGHT, I WANT A LOVER TONIGHT...... TONIGHT MORGAN PAGE/TEGAN & SARAH FEEL A LITTLE BIT PETSHOPPY I liked Pitbull's first hot song, but God, I'm all Pitbulled out now. Go fetch a bone, boy! STILL LOVE , , ,

I am an introvert. My penis is an extrovert. Actually, I'm an introhermit. I'm ecstatic that wireless has arrived to the backwoods of Nova Scotia; now I may read and post from my hut. Actually, I'm not ecstatic; never am; I am pleased.

Since this hobby has been a major part of my life, for better or for worse, I like keeping up on Cerb. I don't do it much anymore, but once in a while, the urge strikes and I'm glad to have Cerb to help me make solid choices.

Yo, Sobeys is national now, so don't get all down on yourself thinking that us smalltown Stellartonians can't get all billionaire! Alcohol impairs judgement? Does that mean you were drunk at Costco?!? Woo hooo, YES! I'm not the only one! Man, I gotta go drinking with you! Doesn't Costco have some tight ass jeans working there? Costco, Walmart, Superstore, then cross the street to Kent....YEAH! Chain Lake Crawl! Let's get it together, my man! Of course men are from mars and women venus...we get together once in a while to reproduce and all the rest is bullshit. Really. It is. You could have told her she had a President's Choice ass! :-)

Withnail and I. Period. :-)

Wow! Are bedbugs so gorgeous these days?!? If so, bite me and bleed me, let my die as your feast! :-)