Eric Northman

Just be careful to not break a hip. I understand taking you to the hospital is an 'extra' for most SPs so it can get costly. Don't you hate all the nickel and dime-ing for extra services? I really prefer the all-inclusive approach myself. :-D

Rated by whom and for what? Your 10 might be my 5 and vice versa. This is a pretty subjective enterprise my friend. Do you like BBWs? Spinners? BDSM? Prostate massage? GFE? PSE? You can't rate something as individual as sexual taste.

Haven't met her myself but I believe Sara McQuestion operates out of a west end incall. Also a few of the agencies have west end locations as well as downtown locations.

Oh, isn't this a handy thread. I posted some random links on the front page the other day. I guess this would be a better place huh?

This might be more of a video for boys than girls but who knows? Every kid who ever took a bike off a ramp or made jumps on the ski hill will relate to it. I've watched it a bunch of times and it sings to that part of me that wants to fly. Hope some of you enjoy it as much as I do. It gives me chills and a lump in my throat every time I watch it. The Joy of Air.

Dunno if anyone else here are fans of dubstep but I find the power and control with which some of these guys move absolutely incredible. is one of my favorites. He's got a bunch of other videos too. Some of the things he does with his body seem almost inhuman.

I expect I just stand there looking awkward and pathetic... ;-)

A friend suggested that I meet up with Becki and let me tell you, what great advice. For me, just about everything is perfect. Her incall is super close to my place with plenty of free parking. If you're tired of always going down town, it's quite centrally located and would be easy to get to from almost any part of town. I had a bit of an idea of what to expect from her pictures but when she opened the door, wow! If you're looking for girl-next-door, you couldn't do much better than this. She is super cute, petite, with a great smile and charming personality. Blonde hair, blue eyes, small breasts, a fabulous butt, everything about her is lovely. She's also great to talk to. I'm sometimes a bit shy but she's such a soft and gentle person, I almost immediately felt quite relaxed with her. Everything just felt unrushed. We went into the bedroom, chatting about this and that. She's quite a clever girl, well educated, with multiple talents and interests. We started with some kissing and cuddling and things progressed from there. It was cool because there wasn't really any sense of urgency and everything just kind of flowed naturally. Clothes started coming off, lips started kissing, hands started exploring, penises started finding their way into mouths... :-D Very fun. For the DATY lovers out there, she has a lovely and responsive little kitten that was an absolute pleasure to dine upon. She told me that she doesn't normally cum that way however so I used a nice kitty-wash as foreplay for the second round. You DATY experts out there may be saying, "challenge accepted!", but I decided to see if the third leg might be up for the job. Since I'm weird and am always doing something random, apparently today was the day for talking to my wiener. I don't normally imagine it as having a mind and personality of it's own but it seemed various scoldings and pep talks were required at various points. Hopefully Becki didn't find it too odd. ;-) For those of you who like an energetic romp, I think Becki might just be the girl for you. I think I burned more calories with her than I normally do at the gym. At some point I just gave up on being above her in doggy-style or missionary because I was feeling bad about dripping sweat on her. I was determined to get her though so we found a great position, sort of a sideways, leg-entangled, scissor thing that let us both relax and gave me easy access to touch her sexy body. I finally felt her starting to tighten around me and I knew I had her...a little bit more, some shudders and shakes, and she was there. What a rewarding experience, looking at her gorgeous face and body as she lay there completely relaxed. I highly recommend you give Becki a visit. She's newly independent but I found her to be as professional and classy as any of the veteran providers you might have met here before. Booking was easy and communication was very clear. Go ahead fellows. You won't regret it.

Hey, and there are all sorts of parallels between exercise and sexercise. - Missionary = pushups - Cowgirl = ab crunches or bench press - Doggy style = rows - BJ + DATY + FS = triathlon - You can do sprints or a marathon. Both have pros and cons. I prefer exercise with a partner but unfortunately I mostly exercise alone.... ;-)

Hey ladies, as someone who hasn't been in the mood to shave for a couple weeks, what are your thoughts on beards?

So you're more of a spitter then? Do you spit into a kleenex or directly into the toilet? :-D

Didn't I just see some of you guys down at the beach getting an early start on swimwear season?

Sung to the tune of the original 'Spider Man' song: Dino Cock, Dino Cock, Thicker than than a normal cock, Can it fit, in your mouth? Will it hurt, way down south? Look out!! Here comes the Dino Cock! ;-)

Hmm....I initially voted for the 'let things flow naturally' but in thinking about it, maybe not. I'm a little shy and when I think back to some of my better encounters, I really like it when a lady sort of 'throws herself at me' for lack of a better term. That is, I walk in the door and she comes right up and gives me a hug and possibly a kiss. I'm not exactly a ladies man so when I come in and she's kind of standing there looking awesome, I don't know what to do. I'm sort of, "Uh...wow...uh...Hi, nice to meet you...You look great and stuff," and can get a little awkward. If she breaks the ice with some physical contact right away, I tend to relax a bit quicker.

Agreed. I feel a very strong attachment for the women I've met here, not just as providers but as wonderful human beings. The thought that someone would treat somebody that I care about so poorly fills me with a mighty rage. If I ever met someone who bragged of that sort of behavior.....HULK SMASH!!!

Hey, maybe you should post a poll. "Ladies...cum swallowing preferences: a) Sip. b) Chug." :-D

Depending on your personality, you might want to ask about their English skills. I'm a chatty one and I really don't like having a big language barrier.

I doubt I'll ever completely lose the jitters. I'm sure part of it is excitement and anticipation. Typically I find the waiting in the lobby (if it's at a hotel) the worst...sitting there, trying to distract myself by playing Angry Birds or something, waiting for a text or call to come up. I find I get cold hands. It makes me a little self conscious because I know I'm going to be touching someone soon so I don't want to give them shivers. Knocking on the door and walking in is definitely the peak of the nerves. They usually decline after that, especially if the lady is really warm and inviting. I'm definitely a bit awkward at first but I usually loosen up quickly and hopefully revert to my charming and silly self. Or dorky. Depends on who you ask. :-D

Rebecca, you're awesome and I had a great time with you. Keep on doing what you're doing and don't worry about it because I thought you were fantastic. You give such a warm and comfortable experience, I don't know why anyone would want to reduce it to some small subset of what you have to offer.

Actually, I DO put it that way because the people who are tut-tutting about this thread are doing so without having understood the actual intent of the original request. There are many serious topics which require serious commentary. There are some that are off-limits and deserve to be shouted down. I don't think it's fair, however, for people to come in and criticize a thread for something that is completely outside of the scope of its intent. Go back and read carefully. This was never intended to be a DIRECT review of a PARTICULAR client. It was meant to be generic stories from providers about good encounters with no identifying details. The points you and the others are making are all legit IF we were talking about specific reviews of specific clients but this is not the case here. I think this thread could have been a wonderful learning resource for clients wishing to become real lady-pleasers. Now it's become just another argument over semantics. Kind of a bummer.

Me too bro, me too. You just never know when the buzz-kill brigade will show up.

Seriously...have not ONE of you actually read the original question and replies? No one is talking about anything other than ANONYMOUS stories of encounters. No handles, no identification. SPs writing about encounters....real, imagined or some combination of both. We're not talking about specific reviews of specific people. Come on people. It's only a 2 page thread.

The way I see it, many of these women are truly the best you are ever going to meet. They have way more skill and experience than most of us will ever have. They know what they like, what makes a good encounter for them, and they know it at a very immediate level. That is to say, dispense with all the fluff, romance, flowers, wining, dining and what you have left is a man showing up at their door and both of them having a fantastic time in spite of none of that history. A great encounter for these ladies is compacting sex, romance, chemistry and connection into a very brief time frame. Granted some of the best stories might be with regulars but still, there isn't necessarily a lot of interaction outside of the date. Clients who can do that for a lady are the ones we should learn from. These ladies sharing what, for them, is a fabulous date, is an incredibly valuable resource for us who aspire to excellence in the lady-pleasing arts. I would consider it an honor for a lady to write of me.

I've had various cats with dog-like tendencies over the years. Super cute. If you like that sort of thing, is hilarious.

@MisterT I agree...that would be asking providers to do something that is extremely taboo. Many clients would be extremely uncomfortable with this kind of thing, even if it was 'anonymized'. I don't think that was the original intent though. That being said, I think it can be done 'the right way'. If you read Emily J's blog post, she did explicitly ask her clients permission to write the review. I personally always ask SPs for permission to write reviews as well. I think if it were 'strictly for entertainment purposes' and done with permission, it could be a bit of harmless fun.