Eric Northman

@Emily J: That's fantastic. I'd love to give one of you ladies an experience that was memorable enough to write about some day. Gives us all something to aspire to. Right...back to my tongue exercises. la la la la duh duh duh duh.... Anyone know where you can buy tongue dumbbells? :-D

Don't forget. YMMV always applies. One ladies awesome is another ladies meh. Just like for us.

I guess I wonder how often it is that one of us really stands out. We see escorts much less frequently than they see clients. It's nice to think that we're special or different in some way but I imagine the majority of us are just....ordinary. I always try to be my best and make the experience nice for the lady too but I can't imagine I'm the only one who does that and I certainly doubt I succeed all the time. I like to think seeing me is pleasant enough but interesting enough to write about? I doubt it. I think these ladies are very good at making us feel special which is why we like them so much. Are we that good at actually BEING special?

Hey, then throw up a reco. I don't think there's a requirement that a lady be on CERB for you to do a reco and you'd be doing us other members a solid. Just be sure to include enough info in it that we can figure out which lady you're talking about.

Drive me nuts? I don't even know where to begin. The dog: - Gets in our bed and licks her privates leaving huge wet spots. - Is completely immovable. Plunks herself down wherever you want to be and all you can do is slide her around with your foot. - Did I mention immovable? Gets in bed with you and progressively inches her way into wherever you are until you only have a tiny spot left. - Eats poop. I've given up on trying to stop her since it's mostly harmless but when her belly is bad and she comes back inside to throw up afterwards...you've not lived until you've cleaned up poop-barf. - Oh yes, immovable. If you're in a recliner, her favorite spot is under the footrest so you can't put it down. The cat: - Only drinks from the tap. This leads to her scratching the tub spout in the middle of the night to wake us up if we forget to close the bathroom door. - Excessively talkative. Constantly needs to tell you all about her day. - Needs to be fed even if she already has food. "Five in the morning? I better rub my whiskers in masters face just to make sure he doesn't forget to get up and feed me." - Trained assassin. Her preferred method is to make it look like an accident by tripping people going down stairs. - Cannot be behind a door. This means no more pooping or sex with a door closed since she requires entrance and will scratch the door or 'boing' the door stop until you let her in. Anyway, I love the critters but sometimes....Anyone want to adopt some pets? Slightly used, still got plenty of miles on them.

If you're looking for that sort of thing, Emily J posted a 'client reco' on her blog right here. It's a description of meeting a client who was seeing an escort for the first time. Good read. You might also enjoy reading her reco of Il Re.

But...but...I LIKE writing novels!! I believe that the people need to know that she has a little scar above her hip and that we talked about puppies and that I slipped and fell off the bed and we laughed and we laughed!!! :-D ----edit---- BTW ladies, if you don't want to be the subject of a novel, I always ask permission so if you prefer I don't write a book length reco, just say so. I won't be hurt. ;-)

Yeah, she's such a good sport. I had so much fun with her.

So I learned something today. Apparently a Kiki is a type of monkey doll: A Kiki is also a tall, thin, blonde lady from Montreal. A trained pastry chef and a charming conversationalist, a Kiki is a skilled practitioner of the erotic arts. Known for fantastic blowjobs, a delicious and ever so tight pussy, and quiet orgasms, Kikis have very specific nutritional requirements. A medium coffee requires 4 sugars, two milks and a cream and a day just isn't started right without a fresh croissant. I'm actually posting that coffee order so that when I go see her again I'll remember what to bring. Note that I said "when". Being an early riser, I'm especially happy to find a lady who is willing to get up early in the morning for me. And Kiki makes for a delicious and nutritious part of a complete breakfast. If you've seen her pictures, you have a pretty good idea of what she looks like. They say the camera adds 20 pounds so you'll find that she is quite thin in person. I had always pictured spinners as being short but she is definitely a spinner in spite of being 5'10". Her hair is not so long now and delightfully tousled but still blonde and she has a few tattoos here and there that add some extra character to her body. Speaking of which, her body is what you would call a models body. I'm sure that a designer would love to dress her. Long legs, lean, chiseled stomach, perfectly proportioned, there's not an ounce of wasted weight on her. Her breasts are not as small as you might think and they have lovely responsive nipples. I think my favorite part is her abdomen. You can see her abs clearly defined but when she's on her back underneath you, she has these gorgeous obliques that form a sexy arrow from her hips down to her....mmmm. I explained to her that if she was going to be working as a pastry chef that she would need to put on some weight since there's something very untrustworthy about thin chefs. She told me that the secret is simply to only ever eat half of something so I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt. :-D I've got to say, I've been starting to feel like I'm getting pretty good at all this sex stuff but I was strictly amateur hour with Kiki. I think her charm and sexiness must have thrown me off my game. ;-) We were doing all the cuddling, smootching, sucking and such and when she was working me over I had the good old fashioned, awkward surprise orgasm half way in the middle of her changing around. We're both looking at my sad wiener sitting there, dribbling away by himself. "Ha!", said I. "Good thing we're going for round two!" as we laughed. Round two, as my union rules require, began with some spirited DATY. I mentioned earlier that she has a lovely pussy and I was very much enjoying myself. My mouth was full but we we able to have a nice talk during this, sort of like talking with the dentist. Her: "so hey, thanks for the coffee, you're so sweet!", me: "mmmffmf fmmff". Apparently there is no problem with multi-tasking because she was definitely loving it as well. Once I was ready to go again, we started in the missionary. Man she looks great underneath you. And it really doesn't matter which way...if I had to decide between whether she looks better that way or in doggy, I couldn't. And did I mention tight? I'm not always so gung ho to finish a second time but I knew pretty much from the start there was going to be no problem, especially with the fantastic view. First some more awkwardness though. I was doing my best to not finish too soon the second time. I really wanted to give her her first O of the day. I mentioned this and she said, surprised, "But I already came!" "Whaaa?!?!?", said I. "Really?" "Yes, I'm super quiet," she said. Dammit. I thought I was getting better at noticing stuff like that. Awkwardness isn't over yet my friends. She wanted me to come on some specific parts of her. I'm always happy to oblige so when I was close, I yanked the condom off. SNAP! it went and sent condom stuff flying across the bed to her cringing face. "Ooops. Sorry." "No problem," she said, wiping her cheek. Courageously I soldiered on, stroking with great enthusiasm, bringing myself to the point of spraying glorious seed on the requested body part and..... Missed.... Didn't have the range. Needed to get up, move, get closer. Sigh. Not my best day. I plodded off to the bathroom to get a cloth to clean us up and we lay on the bed to laugh and enjoy each others company for the rest of our time together. Good thing our personalities click so well. She likes me and I like her. We hit it off even before we met during our phone chat so in spite of my awkward teenager level performance, I'm apparently on her good list. Thanks Kiki! Can't wait to see you again.

There are some 'interesting' reviews of her elsewhere if one were to look.

They've had more pricks than a second hand dartboard. They've had more cock-ends than week-ends. :-D I'm here all week folks. Try the buffet.

Dude, seriously...just fucking do it. Who can you trust? Everyone. All the ladies who advertise here and have review threads are absolutely trustworthy as far as your needs are concerned. You're not giving them your bank account or SIN number or first born child for fucks sake. Shave your nuts, wash your ass, head to the ATM and have at it. Don't be a pussy.

I'm in my early 40s and struggling with aging gracefully. It's more like being dragged kicking and screaming into middle age. It means that the inevitable wisdom that comes with age does constant battle with the desire to be as good as one once was. I admire and envy you (slightly) older guys. I'm hoping that I can settle into a more mellow style and learn to relax, not feel like I still have to prove something to myself. Don't get me wrong, I like to take my time, lots of foreplay and intimacy but I'm also still in love with the athleticism of it all. The wild passionate lovemaking that leaves you exhausted, dripping in sweat, weak and shaking at the knees. It's just that the back and hips ain't what they used to be. That kind of sex at my age is kind of like drinking too much. Takes longer to recover from the fun than it took to have it in the first place... :-D

Thanks. In the brief time I've been doing this I'm surprised to learn that it's possible to keep the two things separate. I wouldn't have believed it of myself but I'm actually finding myself somewhat at peace living a double life. The nice thing about hobbying as a double life, as opposed to having an affair or being a secret agent, :-D is that you have full control. You choose exactly how much or how little involvement you have. It's a secret life but it never needs to interfere unless you let it.

I'm just gonna leave this right here... http://www.marvelousmanboobs.com/ :-D

Whenever I feel a little down on myself, I just sing . Works like a charm because it's like, totally true and stuff. :-D In all seriousness, I think as we age most of us become more comfortable in our own skins. We're used to how we feel, how we look and we don't feel as self conscious of our own flaws as we used to. It makes us more confident and secure which is perhaps why some people find mature men and women so attractive.

Thanks for an alternative viewpoint. I think that I can achieve some level of satisfaction in my marriage but I think that I will also always crave variety. As the marriage and sex life improves, those cravings become less frequent but they never completely go away. If escorts can relieve some of that pressure without me having a messy and complicated affair, then perhaps I might find a happy medium.

I think those numbers need to be taken with a grain of salt. Kind of like Wilt Chamberlain's claim of sleeping with 20,000 women. When you actually do the math it's kind of hard to swallow.

Somewhat new to this so not a lot of experience behind me but I met one agency girl who was certainly as close to physical perfection as any female I've ever met or seen in porn or whatever. The encounter left me flat and disappointed. Yes there was sex and lots of it but there was no chemistry, no connection. My great encounters have all been with women whose personalities made me immediately feel comfortable and intimate enough with them to just relax and enjoy myself. It's true that one needs a certain base level of physical attraction to have a good encounter but mostly I notice the good parts and ignore the imperfections. For me personally, as long as a lady has an decent level of physical fitness, I'm completely happy. Besides, stretch marks, scars, wrinkles, cellulite, extra pounds and so on are so irrelevant when there is good chemistry. Men are often more content with their own bodies because they tend to ignore the bad and focus on the good. Checking yourself out in the mirror, "Yeah, I've got a bit of a gut but look at that bicep! Rawr!" I think a lot of men look at women the same way. Focus in on the good parts and ignore the rest. Great boobs, a sweet ass, nice legs, a pretty face, as long as there are a few parts there that tickle the fancy, I think many of us are quite easy to please. Too much perfection can give almost a 'plastic' feel I think. Like they're not a real person. A body has stories to tell, another way to make a connection with someone. While exploring during a recent encounter, I was tracing my fingers over an old scar and asked her what happened. She told me and I said 'ouch' but then she told me she didn't really remember because it happened when she was a little kid. And I felt closer to her for having shared that. And feeling close to someone for a while is one of the best parts of this hobby.

I would also add my vote for Adryanna. I saw her a week ago (read my recommendation) and she absolutely blew me away. Lovely young lady. ---edit--- Ooh..I noticed you need bbbj. She believe she doesn't offer that but as someone who thought it was a deal breaker for me, I had a really good experience with her. She's very good.

And shave them nuts son. Ain't nobody like sucking on no hairy shit.

Handy 4 step method to tell if you're clean enough for your date. 1) Lick your finger. 2) Rub it around your bunghole. 3) Lick your finger again. 4) Does it taste like shit? - Yes: Get in the shower and wash yo ass boy. You nasty! Go to step 1. - No: You're ready! :-D

Perhaps I'll just steal a quote from another thread: Words to live by. I think I can safely say that if I hadn't started seeing SPs, my relationship would not be improving the way it is. It helped me gain confidence and feel better about myself which in turn let me reach out to her. As Phaedrus said, perhaps she is a closet adventurer. We've actually started watching some porn and she's seems potentially interested in the idea of having a male MP come over to teach me how to do erotic massage on her. Hm. Might be starting to over-share a bit. :-P Here's a thought. My marriage was kind of shitty not that long ago. Now it kind of isn't. I can't think of anything different than seeing SPs so maybe that's the magic. Unfortunately the wife may never be able to know that but it doesn't change the reality. Thanks so much all of you. It's really helpful to hear others points of view.

Seems to be a multi-themed thread here so I believe it's not thread-jacking to recommend the double smoked bacon at Farm Boy. Daaaamn...I haven't had it in a sammich yet but I bet it would be killer. Got some for the pizza I'm making Sunday.

Intuition and feelings rather than logic. So difficult for some of us men. What we tell ourselves is logic is colored by emotion whether we choose to believe it or not. So my observations of my feelings are that I still feel just as warm and loving to my wife even when I'm seeing providers. I don't feel that I'm "spreading myself too thin" so to speak. I miss her when she's gone (as she is this week) and enjoy intimate time with her. Your point about regularity vs. variety is a very good one. I've always been faithful in the past but I've also always had a wandering eye. Examining myself closely makes me think that variety is what I'm after. I'm flighty and easily bored so being with only one woman may not be viable long term. That's not to say sex with her is boring or not enjoyable, only that it's not the same as sex with a provider. If anything, providers inspire me to keep fit and groomed which technically benefits her too right? You only get one chance to make a first impression Not feeling guilty is a bit of a concern though. Doesn't that make one a sociopath? Technically speaking one is doing something that would definitely hurt a loved one if found out. Yes, one is taking care of ones needs but do the ends justify the means? It kind of worries me a bit that I don't particularly feel bad. So the conflict is, I THINK I should not do this because society and my upbringing tells me it's wrong. I FEEL that I really want to keep doing it and not let these wonderful experiences pass me by. A few days ago I made the decision to stop but I found myself wavering within less than 24 hours. Curse you ladies with your sexy sexy ads... ;-)