Eric Northman

Kind of an odd story. I commented on a article and some people thanked me. Went and looked at some of the peoples profiles, one of whom was Taylor's, and thought, "Wow, is she ever pretty. Too bad she only does massages." I don't go for massages in general...I'm too hyper to just lie there and stuff. But then she writes on my wall, "Thanks for visiting, etc." so I take a closer look. Hmm...the ad she posts hints that she is also a companion as well as a masseuse so I reach out and we chat a bit and the next thing you know, there I am. So I guess the takeaway is that personalized advertising can work! Anyway, it turns out she's just as pretty as her pictures if not more so. Really friendly, cute little smile and laugh, wonderful figure, baby soft skin, curves that go on for miles. I could keep going but you get the idea. Lovely girl and a ton of fun. She works from multiple locations which is very convenient so I can only talk about one of them. It was set up more like a spa than a typical room. The location was very nice, clean, convenient, lots of parking and the company was hard to beat. I had a great time visiting her and we had really good chemistry. I even wound up giving her a nice massage at the end simply to spend more time touching her wonderful skin.

My reco is here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=205011 tl;dr She's a beautiful girl and gives very good service. You won't regret visiting her.

Please see my reco for Amber here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=660007

CERB profile: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=105432 So Amber and I had a wee bit of initial confusion setting up a meeting but we resolved it all in an excellent and professional manner. She communicates well and is very easy to book with. I'd like to address her location first. If you were to google it, you might be potentially off-put since there are a few negative reviews but you'd be doing yourself a disservice if you did. The place is fine. Clean, private, ample parking and she has made up her room very nicely. Moving on to Amber. Her pictures really fail to convey just how lovely she is. Tall, very thin and yet surprisingly busty for a girl of her size. Her face is very cute with big green eyes and red hair. She has a small amount of body art and piercing but very tasteful and well done. And her skin. Oh my. So smooth and soft, you could just touch her all day. She welcomed me with a big smile and a hug and seems to be a very friendly and sweet girl. She comes across as a little bit shy but it's definitely worth it to get to know her because she can warm up to you quite quickly. I understand that she will soon be having some new professional photos and when that happens, ooh boy, you guys are going to be blown away. I have a feeling they're going to be great. I really enjoyed my time with her and hope that she has a fantastic time meeting some of the gentlemen from this site.

Very classy lady and incredibly sexy. Her location is very tasteful. Well decorated, spotless and great location. She welcomed me with a glass of wine, dressed in a very sexy little corset type thing and immediately made me feel at home. I had a hard time taking my eyes off her, stunned in disbelief that she's actually a number of years older than me. What a body. Beautiful face, eyes and hair too. She actually looks even better than her pictures if that's possible. She clearly takes very good care of herself and it shows. She made me feel like a king and really goes out of her way to make you happy. She's bendy and firm and soft in all the right places and let me tell you, if you're a visual type of person, the views from all angles are fantastic. There are a lot of girls in the world half her age who are no where near as toned and sexy as she is so kudos to Eve for keeping it tight. She makes me want to hit the gym even harder.

I'm looking forward to seeing her at some point in the future. She seems like a nice girl and I quite like her spunk in defending herself here.

I realized that I forgot to leave a review for Hannah after I saw her a couple months back. I had tried to see her on a couple of occasions before but never quite managed to so I was very happy when we finally made a date. I arrived at her location and was super excited to see how cute she was. Great body, super friendly and energetic. Just plain fun. I'll tell you something though, this girl will keep up with you. I'm not always a high energy kind of guy but that day, I was in the mood to rock and roll and believe you me, we did. I highly recommend her. She can give as good as she gets and she's fun, friendly and just plain easy to get along with.

I'm not normally one to see the same person more than once. I've only done it a couple times and truth be told, variety is a big part of the hobby for me. That being said, our chemistry was good and she was super hot so I decided to have another go. Great choice. If anything, I think we had even more fun the second time around. Nice bright location with a great view. She welcomed me with a big hug and kiss and we caught up on what was new since we last met. Lots of fun, in and out of the shower, plenty of different positions. I guess you can get some variety even with the same girl. Highly recommended.

After a long hiatus, I decided to go see Rebecca again. What a great idea. She's so cute and fun and positively purrs like a kitten when you touch her. I was feeling a little stressed out and after an hour with her, I was feeling like a new man.

An Australian sex worker posted this and I wanted to share it. "So, You've Met a Hooker" Remembering my first steps in this industry made me cringe quite a few times reading it. I'm pretty sure I've asked/said many of the things in there. Amazing how a few pre-conceptions and stereotypes can make you say some incredibly insensitive things without even realizing it. Plus, the video links to 'Shit they say to sex workers' and 'Shit they say to strippers' are hilarious.

For those who don't know, your Android phone tracks your location history. Even if you're not using GPS, it still stores 'coarse' location from wifi and cell phone towers. You can view and edit this info at this link if you log into your google account. https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/ For those of you with spouses, it might be tough to explain driving around town when you were 'home sick' or 'working from home'. Not sure if iPhones have an equivalent thing but thought you all might like to know.

Deleting poorly thought out post.

Kimmy is an absolute stunner. I walked into her room and was immediately blown away, not only by her toned body but by her lovely face and hair as well. She's got a delightful personality with a smile and giggle that puts you right at ease. We started out with some kissing and cuddling that led to other things involving tongues and what not. I'm not sure exactly what it was about her but her hotness seemed to turn me back into a teenager. I had booked an hour and a half because I often have trouble finishing a second shot on goal in an hour. I'm not exaggerating when I say that she had me finished my second shot by 20 minutes in. Her BJ technique was outstanding and she had such a tight, sexy little pussy that I was not having any success with holding back. At that point we took a break, with me thinking, "Hmm...what am I gonna do with all this extra time?" We lay around and chatted about her upcoming trip. What an interesting girl. She's got a work visa and is going to be backpacking all around Australia, New Zealand and other parts for the next six months, living in tents, doing whatever odd jobs she needs for some extra cash. This is not even the first time she's done this sort of trip. Considering what a pretty girly girl she seems to be on the outside, she is clearly a woman of depth and not at all what one might call, 'high maintenance.' BTW, for those concerned, I did ask her if it was okay to mention her trip in the review. I just thought it was such an neat thing that people might get a kick out of it. At this point I figured it might be worthwhile to try again since I was there anyway so I went to work on her, licking all over her flawless body. I need to mention her skin. She has the most perfect, smooth, gorgeous skin you could imagine. Believe it or not, after working on her cute little shaved kitty for a while, I was ready for a THIRD go! At my age! Goodness this girl turned me on. We tried some of the optional GFE+ activities mentioned in her ads and apparently she was actually able to set a new world record and personal best for me. Three times in an hour. Wow. What more can I say about that? Kimmy, you rock. Even after all this we still had time left so she joined me for a nice shower and a bit more conversation before I sadly had to leave. Kimmy, you were great. I wish you all the best in your travels and hope that you make it back to Ottawa again sometime soon.

Interesting interview. [QUOTE]These women are not being trafficked like certain NGOs with an agenda want us to believe; these are mercenary albeit marginalized businesswomen who said f*ck you to the evil factory bosses and are making a very comfortable living by exploiting Chinaâ??s vast gender gap. As I ask in [I]Unsavory Elements[/I], â??why stand on your feet all day for slave wages when you can get rich on your back?â? [/QUOTE][URL]http://chinadigitaltimes.net/2014/02/cdt-bookshelf-interview-tom-carter/[/URL]

My responses: 1. Do you think that purchasing sexual services from an adult should be a criminal offence? Should there be any exceptions? Please explain. Comment: No as long as there is no duress involved. Duress is already covered by other laws though so prostitution should not require a special case. 2. Do you think that selling sexual services by an adult should be a criminal offence? Should there be any exceptions? Please explain. Comment: No. For many women it can be an excellent and profitable career path. 3. If you support allowing the sale or purchase of sexual services, what limitations should there be, if any, on where or how this can be conducted? Please explain. Comment: I don't think there need to be codified rules although cities may wish to use zoning rules (like with strip clubs) to limit where bawdy houses can be located. I feel that existing loitering rules would be sufficient to keep street prostitution from being problematic. 4. Do you think that it should be a criminal offence for a person to benefit economically from the prostitution of an adult? Should there be any exceptions? Please explain. Comment: No. Existing rules cover extortion and human trafficking. Prostitutes should be able to hire assistants without fear of prosecution. 5. Are there any other comments you wish to offer to inform the Government's response to the Bedford decision? Comment: Stop being patronizing and paternalistic. Prostitutes are adults making adult choices and you can't assume that everyone doing it is somehow forced into it. Many women enjoy sex and have found that selling sexual services is a profitable and liberating way to make a living. They choose their hours, their clients, the acts they wish to provide, their fees and often can make far more money than they would at other professions. Yes, there are risks associated with this job but many other jobs have risks as well and we don't criminalize those career paths. 6. Are you are writing on behalf of an organization? If so, please identify the organization and your title or role: Comment: No.

Heh. I'm not even young (mid 40s) and I'm still like a bunny the first time around. I've learned to embrace it. If I get off quick from a BJ or whatever, I just turn my full attention to the lady. I love eating pussy and I find by the time I've gone down on her for a while, I'm usually ready to go again anyway. There's no pressure that way. You're giving the lady good service in any event and if you rise for a second go, great and if not, well, you both had a good time anyway. Actually, I've never NOT risen for a second go (knock wood) but I feel like even if I didn't we could still both have fun.

My new favorite from Dropkick Murphys: "The Season's Upon Us" Kind of reminds me of one of my old favorites: The Pogues: Fairytale of New York

Something for MisterT. http://sweets.seriouseats.com/2013/12/the-food-lab-the-best-chocolate-chip-cookies.html

Unfortunately it sounds like the courts are giving them a year to introduce new legislation. Let's hope they either a) do nothing or b) do something sensible. I think that's probably a little much to ask for though.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/top-court-strikes-down-canada-s-overly-broad-anti-prostitution-laws-1.1601790

Resurrecting this thread to post this article: http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/18/non-christians-arent-actually-offended-by-holiday-traditions-says-host-of-party-for-christmas-rookies/ Most people love learning about other peoples traditions. If you went to India at the right time of year, wouldn't you want to celebrate Diwali? Or attend the feast of Eid in an Islamic country? Christmas is no exception and any controversy over it is just made up by people with a political agenda that has nothing to do with reality. Merry Christmas to all. From an atheist who is no Grinch this time of year.

Well then, I guess I've been told. Crushed under the weight of your inarguable logic and pointed rhetoric, my arguments effectively rebutted, I shall retreat and lick my wounds, perhaps to fight another day. Seriously though. Here's how I imagine it goes: Liberal Politically Correct White Person: "Ooh, we should be more sensitive to other religions. Especially the children whom we don't want to feel left out that their own cultures aren't celebrated as well." Tea Party Faux News Hillbilly: "Grrr....muslin terrists comin' to our country tryin' to take away our freedoms...." Muslim Dude: "WTF? I didn't say anything....don't drag me into this shit."

Illustrated guide to insects you should not have sex with. http://buzzhootroar.com/five-insects-we-never-want-to-have-sex-with/

Interesting inference. I had only thought of extending it to other forums but you're right. There's definitely a business around 'saving poor heathens' that dates back to crusades and missionaries right through to modern charities. I hear that a lot of Africans quite resent the well intentioned yet patronizing efforts of people like Bono to 'help' them. "You Europeans and Americans have been fucking up our continent for half a millennium and now you want us to praise you for sending a few mosquito nets and water purifiers? Fuck you!"