FunValerie

Carrie Moon and Joyful Christine are tall and would fit the requirements. I have done threesomes with both of them and they are fun and friendly. I, on the other hand, am rather height challenged. FunValerie

With the right attitude, this job can be lots of fun which is why I am still here after all those years. The other day one of my SP friends emailed me a list of things she likes about her job. It is a long list. Have fun everyone! There are many worse jobs out there.

Age is a number. It is not about age. It is about respect. There are terrific 18 year old clients and terrible sixty year old would be clients. I get a mountain of emails of this sort: "I have a very large penis and I would like a very large discount." or "I am the world's biggest stud and not to be missed." All of whom I have turned down or simply deleted. A nice person who writes a nice simple introduction generally makes the best client.

The police officer was under investigation and not Pink Kitty. Pink Kitty is still actively in business. I am not related to Pink Kitty but I exchange relevant information with them Valerie

I offer threesomes with several other ladies, most of whom are CERB members. You might have more luck doing searches with the word "threesome." Valerie

I drive to Kanata regularly. I have been to all of the hotels in Kanata. Just email me from my website when you are ready to book. Kanata is already listed as a place that I go to. Valerie

I won't be conducting my investigation since mod has not allowed it. That being said, take note that not a single SP has posted that it is her policy to accept payment after the encounter from first time clients. The total lack of SPs claiming to accept payment from first time clients AFTER the encounter speaks more LOUDLY than anything that I can possibly post. If such SPs existed, they would have posted by now. Review fraud should be exposed for the fraud that it is. Certainly, I do not want to be getting a whole bunch of calls, texts, and emails from pretend clients claiming that there is a whole bunch of other nameless SPs who all accept payment after the date and therefore I should also accept payment after the date. That is how review fraud hurts real people.

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I have been providing golden showers for a long time. These are listed on my detailed website as one of the many services which I offer.

I have been providing domme services for a long time. These are detailed on my website. I also have the toys and the equipment. Valerie

Has any other SP noticed that the longer the list of requests in advance the higher the odds that the client will NOT show up for the date? I have noticed that it makes no difference if I agree to all or some or none of the requests, the longer the list of advance demands, the lower the odds that the client will actually show up for the date. Personally, I no longer read long emails or texts of demands. If it looks like someone had his hand in his pants while typing, I delete. This one policy of deleting anything long or graphic has done wonders to cut down on the no show problem. An email or a text to an escort should not look like a submission to a porn magazine or porn website. What I found is that some clients are wonderful and it is a pleasure to spend time with them and some clients are total nightmares whom I would never see again for any amount of money. Most people are somewhere between the two but more are close to the positive end of the scale which is why I am still here. No email or text list is a substitute for meeting the real person in the flesh. It is impossible to access what will happen until such time as you meet the actual person. You cannot get an estimate on your car repair until the mechanic meets the actual car. Your experienced long term service provider Valerie

I am very much into taking charge of you and enjoy having sexy adventures and escapades with men and women. I am open-minded and cater to most fetishes. It is time to seize the moment. I can offer you an intelligent, adventurous temporary mature independent Ottawa escort mistress who can fulfill a wide range of fantasy desires. Are you interested in adult toys, spanking, foot fetishes, domination? Call me or visit my free website for more info: http://www.funvalerie.com or 613-239-4994 I take charge of you!

I have been to the Lord Elgin lots of times without any issues. I am always discreetly attired. I am not aware of anyone else having issues with nice looking visitors.

I am very much into taking charge of you and enjoy having sexy adventures and escapades with men and women. I am open-minded and cater to most fetishes. It is time to seize the moment. I can offer you an intelligent, adventurous temporary mature independent Ottawa escort mistress who can fulfill a wide range of fantasy desires. Are you interested in adult toys, spanking, foot fetishes, domination? Call me or visit my free website for more info: http://www.funvalerie.com or 613-239-4994 I take charge of you!

I screen my clients and personally speak to every person I book. It takes more effort to screen potential clients but it resolves the no show issue. It is a trade off - more screening time leads to much less time waiting for no shows. Every SP needs to decide for herself - either you spend time screening potential clients or you spend time waiting for no shows.

There are lots of nice ladies who participate in this website. Have a look around and pick one. Temporary Girlfriend FunValerie

I am very much into taking charge of you and enjoy having sexy adventures and escapades with men and women. I am open-minded and cater to most fetishes. It is time to seize the moment. I can offer you an intelligent, adventurous temporary mature independent Ottawa escort mistress who can fulfill a wide range of fantasy desires. Are you interested in adult toys, spanking, foot fetishes, domination? Call me or visit my free website for more info: http://www.funvalerie.com or 613-239-4994 I take charge of you!

I am wondering what sort of social plus activity dates might be of interest to CERB members? I already offer dinner plus dates and overnights. Is there any social service that CERB members feel is missing from SP menus? I am also curious how many CERB members would actually hire a SP for a social plus date versus just a regular service SP date?

Over my many years as a SP, one of the things I have noticed is that the client usually feels better on his own home turf. I see lots of newcomers to this hobby. Generally, people feel more comfortable in their own beds where they know the territory. I also prefer outcalls because there is no potential legal issue. I drive myself. I dress simply. I park where I am instructed to park. As far as I know, I have never caused anyone any grief. I never look like a SP. I like to joke that I try to look like a salesperson. The advantage of an outcall is the client can drink if he wants, he can smoke if he wants, he can make a total mess if he wants, he can eat what he wants, and he is more at liberty to do whatever he wants. Plus, it amuses me to no end to hear a guy tell me that he cleaned up his place just because of my visit. I love feeling like an honored guest. It gets things off on the right foot. I also offer fetishes and in some cases the gentleman caller has all the fetish toys required and in many cases those toys are not portable.

Rental units? That is a new one. I like that. Rental unit FunValerie

I am pleased to add my name to the list of SPs who visit couples. Please, note that I visit couples on an outcall basis only for a variety of reasons. Aside from FM couples, I have also had really fun dates with MM couples.

I cater to foot fetishes and my website has photos of my feet. Valerie

I have a portable Tens machine and experience in using it. I guess I should not be keeping my Tens machine a secret. The Tens machine I have is designed to be used as a sex toy and I have used it as such. I always have a safe word for this sort of play and I have never caused anyone any harm. Your fetish and fun provider, Valerie

I would like to get some feedback about payment deposits. I offer many atypical things and I have found the more atypical the request, the higher the chance of a no show. I am wondering how much luck SPs have had in collecting payment deposits in advance of the visit? and How many potential clients are willing to pay deposits in advance of the encounter?

I am pleased to offer lots of atypical situations and fetishes. I have found that the more atypical the request, the higher the chance of a no show. The no shows are costly and discouraging. GBs are atypical and hence lead to a high rate of no shows. The solution is to charge deposits. Would anyone like to start a thread about deposits?