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Wow! Wow! Wow! So much fun and well worth the trip. HUGE thanks to mistert and loneskater for planning a wonderful evening. Thank you to Annessa for wrapping the door prizes. Thank you to the DROP DEAD GORGEOUS bartenders who were amazing. It was so great to put a face to so many names. I didn't have a chance to say hi to everyone -- it was a flurry! But made many new friends and had an absolutely wonderful time. Thank you SO much for having me !! xoxo

Absolutely and without hesitation. At office desks, in retail, in bathrooms at work, in change rooms while trying on clothes, and once in the back room of a retail store after hours with another employee at the mall I worked at ;)

Just wanted to express my sincere gratitude for the warm welcome, London. I had a wonderful time with those of you I met on my own, and with my beautiful friend Emily Rushton. I am looking forward to returning in the new year!! Xoxo

Waiting to board a plane to Ottawa with Emily!!! :)

I don't expect my clients to purchase anything for me. Gifts are ALWAYS appreciated but never expected. I don't have a lot on my wish list this year... Mostly I'd love a gift certificate to Victoria Secret which finally opens here in St. John's this weekend. I'm overdue for some new bras and panties :) hehe I will never turn down chocolate or red wine :) I would really like a construction fairy to come and finish renovating my house lol but that's kind of a stretch ;) haha! I'm a pretty easy going person - don't need a lot, never ask for a thing. I'm happy if those around me are happy, and those less fortunate get more than they expect.

I have no idea how I missed THIS thread, but CONGRATS to you, sweet sweet Ice4fun!!! It has been an absolute pleasure reading your posts, and seeing you contribute more on this forum. As you already know, I think the world of you and now you're showing the rest of Cerb why :) Here's to MANY MANY more of your posts!! XOXO

Sure!!! Sounds like fun :) xo

It wouldn't be anything else... You cannot orgasm and urinate at the same time. It is physically impossible ;)

I need to go shopping for something to wear!!!!

Gah! As someone with a background in IT and who currently owns her own computer shop, please don't go freaking out. This has been around for years and is, in fact, scareware. It plays on the immediate human response to try and get money. IF people read it, they will realize that if you indeed have committed said nefarious acts, the RCMP isn't going to let you off with paying $200 or $300 via Ukash. They are going to come and drag you, kicking and screaming, to jail. Read EVERYTHING!!!! Secondly, virus protection programs are bullshit. None of them are going to protect you 100%. Not one. No matter how much you pay or don't pay, you will not be protected 100%. Virus makers get around these programs. In addition, when you install something it is going to tell you you have some insane number of viruses -- otherwise, are you going to give them money to get rid of them? In addition, it is NOT very often you actually have a "virus". 95% of the time it's junkware or adware. The number one way to avoid this? Educate yourself on what to watch for, what to avoid, what are safe sites etc. Of course, there is always the possibility of being at the wrong place at the wrong time (which is usually the case with the RCMP Virus). But I haven't had virus protection for 20 years and I have had a virus ONCE in that time. Another point to consider... Most popular virus programs (Avast, AVG, Norton, McAfee, Kapersky) take about 20% of your computers resources. Most of the computers I see in my shop cannot handle a 20% performance reduction. Yes - I'm saying that virus protection programs can do more harm than good! IF you insist on having one, and it's a good idea while you learn what to avoid -- Microsoft Security Essentials is great. It doesn't use as many resources, it's FREE, it doesn't expire. It does JUST as good a job as any of the paid ones - so why pay. By the way - PM me if you'd like porn site suggestions where I have NEVER gotten a virus!!!! :) If anyone ever has computer questions, don't hesitate to PM me, ok? Your sexy geek SP... ;)

Snow I don't mind. Truthfully. It is beautiful, brings great joy to children's faces. It is FUN. We adults can all act like kids again when the snow falls. Living in rural Newfoundland has taught me to appreciate snowshoeing, drinking tea outside in the woods while having a "boil up", skidooing, and just generally playing in the snow. You are NEVER too old to build a snowman or do snow angels :) Shovelling I don't even mind... I used to rather enjoy it growing up in Saskatchewan and trust me, we had our fair share of it there lol. I'm a bit spoiled here as we don't seem to get much. The occasional dump of snow but otherwise, it's fairly mild on the Avalon Peninsula. Let's face it - we are Canadian. Snow is part of who we are. The cold and lack of sunlight that is associated with snow? Now THAT I can do without. As someone who experiences seasonal affective disorder, I miss my sunshine very much and would MUCH rather be in heat than cold. But... I faithfully take my Vitamin D daily, and I love living in Canada -- so I have learned to appreciate all of the seasons. So, I say - let it snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!! PS - Why do you think Canadians are so horny? We need to stay WARM through more months of the year than we need to cool down! LOL !!

I wanted to extend my thanks to Saint John and Moncton for the wonderfully warm welcome on my first trip there :) It was wonderful to meet new friends, and look forward to seeing all of you and many more in the new year! Xoxo

Congrats on the first 100, and here's to many more!

Just wanted to take a moment to thank the wonderful gentlemen of Halifax for making me feel so welcomed yet again. I look very forward to seeing you all again in the new year!

I love my hitachi... Sooo much!! For men, I get way turned on by fleshlights. Weird, I know. But the pink lady vortex? RAWR! I have been told it's like the best jerk session you ever had. Equal pressure all the way around!!! Yum! Good for solo play or have your gf, partner, etc do it for you ;)

Enjoying my welcome snack at the hotel in Moncton, relaxing, getting caught up on emails and cerb posts - and texting Emily :) hehe

Being that the game is happening in my home town, and I am a DIE HARD Riders fan, I would KILL to be freezing my ass off in Mosaic Stadium tonight. However, I will take wearing green and watching the game with Emily Rushton while her Ticats LOSE instead. Ice4fun... NOOOO appointments, there's football on !!! GO RIDERS GO !!!!!!!!!! Green is the colour, football is the game! We're all together, and winning is our aim! So cheer us on through the sun and rain, Saskatchewan Roughriders is our naaaame !!!!! WOOOO!

You just don't shut up, do you??? ;) lol Congratulations Emily :) You are beautiful, smart, sexy and a huge part of CERB! Thanks for being wonderful you!!!

Laying naked on my hotel bed in Halifax, procrastinating getting up, and responding to threads on cerb instead!!!

In regards to Internet Explorer, have you reset the browser? KEEP IN MIND, doing this will delete all your "auto saved" passwords, but as long as you know your passwords, then that's ok. 99.9% of the time it will solve issues with Internet Explorer. Click on the little gear in the top right hand corner, and go to Internet Options. Then click advanced. At the bottom click Restore Advanced Settings. Then click apply. THEN click Reset. Another window will open. Check off the "delete personal settings" check box, and click ok. When all the green check marks are there, click close. Close out internet explorer and open it again. Check to see if your problems are solved. Google Chrome, it could very well be a strange setting or some stupid add on. Click on the three lines and go to settings. Go through those and check to see if anything is weird. Check for extensions and delete anything odd. Make sure your usual search engine is the one you want (google usually). If these don't work, let me know and I will make other suggestions :)

Ok, so I know we talk a lot about what music we are currently listening to. But I decided I'd find out if I'm the only one who has completely random songs that make no sense in their playlist! My musical taste is fairly eclectic. I don't have a "favourite type". If I like a song, I'll listen to it - regardless if if's metal, country or opera. Currently, my iPhone playlist has current top 40 songs, some tragically hip and REM, some pink Floyd, some pearl jam, some Simon and Garfunkel... and on and on. However, I have to say that THE most RANDOM song on my playlist would have to be "Wasn't That a Party" by the Irish Rovers. lol I absolutely LOVE that song, and it was the first song I EVER learned how to sing and what the words were, even BEFORE my alphabet! haha So... what "random" song(s) do you have on your playlist? :)

Calgary Flames - who will shit the bed again !! In the east, I watch Boston. I'd love, LOVE to see Iginla win the cup! By the way, I miss Kiprusoff :(

I have had some wonderfully fabulous overnights, and some... less than desirable. The ones that DIDN'T leave me pleased were typically those where I was 1) Expected to stay up WAY past my bedtime 2) Have a fuck-a-thon whenever my client felt the urge 3) Was woken up at 4 or 5 am with the expectation of sex The ones that went beautifully are the ones that we were relaxed. We would go for dinner, maybe catch a movie, head back to the hotel for private time, eat candy in bed, snuggle, watch TV, fall asleep in each others arms. Wake up, eat breakfast, play a bit and then wrap up our visit. SP's are people too. We need SLEEP (If I don't get enough I'm not a nice person, LOL), we get tired, we need a break from sex sometimes too. Go into an overnight with the expectation of taking your girlfriend on a date and spending the night at her place, or inviting her back to yours. What would you do in that scenario? You sure as hell wouldn't fuck non stop. Yes, it's different with an SP for several reasons but that doesn't change the outcome !!! Food for thought :)

I'm not sure where everyone is going to be... but I am away on Thursday this week. Other then that I don't know of anyone else "local" who's not around. Lots of touring ladies here too. Just be choosy and select a reputable one that matches your needs :) Good luck!!