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vegeta85

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  1. Remember when aspartame was a safe alternative to sugar?
  2. Only this time we're all unwilling participants in it
  3. Remember when Donald Trump was just some reality show douche?
  4. Remember when the only thing you could do with a cell phone is call people?
  5. The rules are simple: You just type "florida man" and your birthday into your internet search engine of choice. Then you see what headline comes up and post them here. I got " Florida man tries to rob store to prove to his mother he's 'independent' " lol I hope you enjoy!
  6. Could you please define "sexual content" and "negatively" ? I would like to know exactly what constitutes those two things. Thanks
  7. I used to see SPs on my lunch break and I'd tell my coworkers that I was going to an appointment. I guess that was technically true, but nevertheless it would be nice if I could be completely open about it.
  8. I don't mind it, but I do find it somewhat surreal that it would be considered a hobby. The same way that I found it surreal that there's guys who have sex with hot women on camera for a living.
  9. I love pleasuring women and I've been told that I'm quite good at it 😋
  10. Remember when the computer was the only device you could access the internet with?
  11. In these difficult times a person needs a tight mind. Sorry 🤗 I couldn't help myself
  12. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
  13. Whoever said "No person can change the world by themselves" never ate a bat.
  14. I never told any of you about my grandfather. He was a good man, a brave man. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
  15. I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fkuc!
  16. My ex-wife still misses me but her aim is starting to improve.
  17. Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things, literally.
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