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    Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: My name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.
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    A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1 It was a small price toupee.
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    I think a lot of have had moments in our lives where we relate to this.
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    As a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut and then a monster truck driver. One time someone told me that accountants make good money, so I wanted to be that for a bit. Perhaps, one day, I'll realize my dream of doing someone's taxes while driving a monster truck on the moon!
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    All time favorites in no particular order are: Victoria Jolie Sara Stain Jaymie Mae Sparx Berlin Moss Mariska Harley Jenna Mae Sparx
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    You can make any salad a caesar salad just by stabbing it repeatedly.
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    A sweet, romatic song for everyone on this Valentine's Day
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    Movie ABC's

    vegeta85 replied to Moviefan's topic in Fun Threads

    Zombie High (1987)
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    I stopped this roadside stand that sold lobster tails. I paid the guy and says to me "Once upon a time there was this lobster"
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    I think Americans should stop buying pre-shredded cheese, that way they can truly make America grate again.
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    Did you know there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? The same applies to the Virgin Islands; There are no canaries there either.
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    I recently found my step ladder! It's very important to me because I never knew my real ladder.
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    In addition to @Berlin Moss who I mentioned earlier today, I would also like to nominate @JAYMIEMAESPARX @frednorth470 @NotchJohnson @TiffanyMarie @jasontrent @aTispyToddler
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    You know Lydia, @Berlin Moss is also a fellow redhead 😉
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    Today I'm nominating @Berlin Moss because she's just so damn sweet.
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    I nominate @JAYMIEMAESPARX because she has always been there for me
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    Guy's a modern day Casanova. I wonder if he gives advice to regular joes, when it comes to attracting and being intimate with women.
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    I wish I knew
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    A Covid test nurse asked if I had a sudden loss of taste, I replied "No, I've been dressing like this for a while now."
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    I forgot to mention Sky
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    Jaymie Mae Sparx
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    Is there an app?
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