Justhavinfun

The reason I start this thread is I'm a new member to cerb but not a new hobbyist. I have a mind like the mentalist and I have read every thread and a few common concerns come up time and time again. The way I read it, here are the top complaints: Negotiating/haggling and what can I get for 50bucks...bye bye No shows...no second chance Blocked/unknown numbers...hang up Disrespectful texts/emails...delete Bad hygiene...one time only Unnecessary questions due to the fact that you could not be bothered to read an ad/website completely...impatience Pics of your junk...no brownie points awarded Attempts at phone or email sex...book or don't Not following a ladies stated contact/booking requirements...maybe a connection but unlikely. So lets get the elephant out of the room. The way I see it the average guy on cerb probably spends about 800 bucks a month and his income is probably about 120,000.00 a year or more. The ladies here are not what the movies and tv portray, they arent working out of a car, or in a cheap motel or a dumpy apartment; they are in upscale accommodations. These women are intelligent, highly educated and very successful and whose income is at least as good if not better than yours. They are discerning because they wish to be able to offer an unforgettable escape. This is a luxury afforded by those with disposable income! Go to the other sites if you are looking to just get off. So my question is why are these the top reasons why the ladies complain. I have the answer; some of you think you can find Montreal rd prices here when it's really Rockcliffe park on cerb in ottawa. Just my thought opinions? To date, all of my experiences have been great: I've not visited a place that smells like cat piss, dumpy houses, noisy nosy neighbors, screaming kids etc.. just the opposite; places I would like to visit in any circumstance, very classy. My hat is off to all you ottawa ladies. Sincerely Justhavinfun Remember the best tip..........is not the tip of yer dick

Ok so I've been following this thread and it kinda belongs in rants and raves on that awfull site. It's kinda outa hand and has become a bitching point on this site. That's not what this site is about. My view is anyone can post special rates for whatever reason and I read all the reasons. But simply put when someone posts a rate it is cheap and not respectful to the ladies to try and get a better deal. This is not a flea market where one can say ill give you what I think your worth. That thought is disgusting. We're not talking about buying a blanket in a Mexican market here. We are talking about truly respectful ladies offering up an hour or so of very personal and intimate time. To think anything else is insulting to the ladies. Wow this should not even be a debatable topic on here. This is a service you should not only pay the price stated like on a menu but if the service is good a tip is always in order. To do otherwise is not showing good taste or manners. And if its out of your budget eat at McDonald's. Sincerely, Justhavinfun Remember the best tip............is not the tip of yer dick

R is for ram it up your nice tight hot ass

Well I'll throw in my two cents worth and guys don't jump all over me for my comments. I think if you don't bring some thing like a gift card, flowers, lingerie or something well your a cheap prick lol. My god the girl,is giving her all to ya pay the full price if ya want but when your leaving in a very classy way leave a few extra without mention in the bathroom where she lets you shower. Christ you tip the pizza guy and did he deliver the pizza in a hot outfit lol. K I know we hope not. But you get what I mean. These beautiful ladies provide the best service on the planet so tip. If your waitress showed you her tits you would tip beyond 20 %. Has any one ever had bad blow job that wasn't worthy of a tip.

Mmmm legs we should do a poll on the best legs on cerb wow there are so many. My vote Bianca jaguar, megforfun, Jessica massage wow some of there leg pics are magazine quality.

Well a long time ago defiantly no. Now days what ever gets you off is fine by me and any one who judges well has probably sucked a cock lol. I'll tell ya one thing if I could suck my own I would prob every day lol. But my final answer would be he could suck a cock and still be hetro

Pulp fiction

I tend to stick with a small circle for awhile. I feel it's more comforting and a lot less hassle. Like waking up in the same bed every day. The problem is you ladies post some really hot ads wow can you all write creatively. Them wham you stray But you know so far I have not been disappointed so the circle grows a bit from time to time. Keep up the good ads girls yer the best.

Bought a used car drove it for three years.....sold it cleaned it out and found a toe nail. Do I keep it lol. True story.

Lol I take it my comment pissed some people off. Sorry for that it was tounge in cheek. I get it its a community for all..... my bad for not looking at it that way. New here. Thanks to some of ya for getting my comment ( meg ) and my sincere apologies to those that didn't. Was not my intention to trash the thread. Love ya all. I'll write out " I will not trash posts with my comments" a 100 times for punishment.

Meeting one of the hottest ladies in the east end for one of the hottest sessions to date. Love ya thanks for making my highlight of the day.

Mmm when a lady lets you all over her face that's the hottest thing she can let you do.

Well the cool thing these days is for guys to be completely bald. In my day a guy didnt look that good if he was bald. I still have a full head of grey hair but ya know one day I may shave it all and grow a goatee. That's the cool look now.

Lol I don't think the boys join here to see other dudes

On the face but watch the ladies hair