HandsomeDevil

anyone met her yet? newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-super-sexxxxxy-in-saint-john/2012371

I feel bad because it took me FOREVER to finally get around to posting this recommendation. I kept putting it off, trying to find the best way to word it. Then I got thinking, if she doesn't get more recos from her Saint John location, she might leave, never to return. So I'll forego the usual "the location was clean and welcoming" (it was), "her photos don't do her justice" (they don't), and "I was nervous but within 2 minutes she made me feel comfortable and at ease", (I was and she did). All I'm going to say is: GO SEE SOPHIA! GO NOW! WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?? GO!!! PS: And Sophia, you may feel the need to punish me during my next visit for waiting so long before posting this. All I can say is...PLEASE punish me during my next visit for waiting so long before posting this. :P

the photo in the ad is of busty Polish model Ewa Sonnet, so i'm afraid this one is a bust. PUN INTENDED lol http://www.4shared.com/photo/OOayEpvH/Ewa_Barbara_Sonnet_4.html

I was totally terrified going into this. Their photos were enticing, but let's face it, we all know that one fugly girl with the uncanny knack for making her Facebook photos look like a supermodel. Not the case here! Both girls were WAY above and beyond what their photos implied. The massage was great, you can't imagine what 4 hands on your body feels like. I figured they would do the massage, then Sophia would leave while Asia and I had some fun. To my pleasant surprise, Sophia stuck around and watched! I always imagined performing in front of an audience would be weird and unnerving, but it made it one of the hottest experiences of my life! Please, please, please come back to SJ! Two thumbs and one other appendage way up!

Funny, I just came across this idea in the book Bossypants by Tina Fey "I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that." And just think, increased cardio health leads to longer stamina, which leads to longer sessions! $$$$ Win/Win!

That reminds me of the old joke: A guy asked his buddy what he was getting his wife for Valentines Day to which he answered: "A box of chocolates and a vibrator." when he was asked why such a strange combination of gifts he answered: "If she doesn't like the chocolates she can go screw herself."

Not to mention a serious lack of agencies and spas in Saint John. Or ones who advertise on Cerb, at least. :icon_cry:

Not to mention a serious lack of agencies or spas in Saint John. Or ones who advertise on Cerb, at least.