OralBigGuy

I'm a geek, but not a nerd. I love to laugh and make others laugh too. If you take yourself too seriously, we aren't going to get along well ... but if you can laugh at yourself, we're going to have a blast together. I'm a video gamer, a golfer, and a fan of most pro sports with hockey and football being #1 and #1a. I'm a kickass cook but even after doing it professionally for 10 years in a restaurant and owning my own catering company, I'm not presumptuous enough to call myself a chef. My Chicken Marsala and Mac & Cheese are to die for, however. :D I will challenge anyone, anywhere to a Jeopardy battle at any time, as my brain is a vast repository of otherwise useless information. I don't suffer stupid or clueless people very well, but if you're sincerely interested in something of which I have some knowledge, I'm more than happy to chat with you about it for as long as you want. I'm generally happy, sociable, friendly, and polite, but as a Gemini, I've got a twin inside me who can occasionally be an asshole until I get him back under control. Thankfully he usually only appears among close friends who understand and like me anyway in spite of this other guy. As my CERB handle indicates, I love to kiss, lick, nibble, bite, and suck just about any part of a woman's body that I can get my mouth on. Being overweight and self-conscious about my body image my whole life though has greatly limited my experiences. Since I recently turned 50, I'm a little bitter about all those lost years of sexual opportunity, but I refuse to give up hope for the future just yet.

Not that there's much information about me there (yet), but I also just changed my profile privacy to registered members only. That will probably make me feel a little more comfortable about putting more info there. :D Thanks so much for the thread and the info!

Not sure if the first one is a bikini or lingerie, but who cares? :D

Additional Comments:

I'm probably atypical because I don't live close enough to make hobbying the full time activity I'd like it to be. When doing advance research for my first trip to Ottawa, I looked through the reco threads first, found some ladies I was interested in, then looked through their albums and clicked on their ads (or in Emily J's case, her website) to learn more. But that probably doesn't answer your question because it wasn't the ad so much that made me click as being somewhat familiar with, and very much attracted to, the lady who posted it. Although I enjoyed the encounters I experienced, I missed so many others (including you, Peachy) because I only had so much time in Canada. But to try to answer your question, I definitely agree with those who said they're attracted more to sultry, sensual ads that leave something to the imagination while still clearly articulating the time, donations, and services offered. "F me now" ads don't do a thing for me, because if I'm going to have the pleasure of seeing someone, I have to plan it pretty far in advance and will do my research and homework before I even contact my chosen lady. Not sure if that helps answer your question though. :(

Sexxxy Rebecca and Emily J both have clean and safe incall locations that are about 10-15 minutes (or less depending on traffic) from downtown. Plus their reco threads speak for themselves. :D

As someone who asked himself this question many years ago and answered it, I agree 100% with Boomer. How you feel about paying to be intimate with professionals is something only you can answer for yourself, based on your own life and that of those around you who are important. For your sake, and that of the ladies you may or may not see in the future, I urge you to be completely honest with yourself and answer the question in your own mind before you go any further. Whatever you decide, you'll be much happier for it in the long run. :)