Johnny Canuck

U is for Undress

Today has definitely been a Guns N Roses type day.

While all of the activities that we may take part in do carry a risk of something, we all know that smoking is a leading cause of cancer, however that doesn't mean we shouldn't take all the proper precautions involved in our hobby. I'm glad that Michael Douglas did make a recovery from his cancer as that is such a horrible disease, but I'm pretty sure his habit of smoking did play a role in this, not just HPV.

I haven't been to Pink's in ages and never really was a patron of there very much but whenever I went it seemed mediocre at best, not that it's a bad club in itself; I just think that a lot of people jumped on the opportunity to frequent places like Pigale's which underwent a huge renovation in the past 5 years.

One that I recently discovered that I liked a lot was The Great Escape. You can't go wrong with the older 007 movies with Sean Connery either!

No she was a brunette of Latino descent who had looks similar to the actress Rosalyn Sanchez.

Anal Crazy (Still Crazy) Pirates of the Anus (Pirates of the Caribbean) Super Anal Bros (Super Mario Bros)

I'm a big fan of sweet smelling perfumes on a woman, but just like anything else, I find perfumes to be something quite intimate and personal to a person as it is something that they use to represent themselves in a different way. The sense of smell is a very powerful one and can aid in arousal of the opposite sex.

I had the privilege to meet Emily J earlier this week and I must say that it was an absolutely amazing experience. When I arrived Emily greeted me at the door in some really nice lingerie and greeted me with a big hug and sensual kiss. We chatted for a bit before proceeding to the bedroom where we talked for a bit and had some nice kissing. She then asked me if Inwould like to make use of the facilities to freshen up and I happily obliged her as I feel that one can never be too fresh! When I stepped back into the bedroom we proceeded with some more kissing and she happily started to strip in a teasing matter and gave me a little bit of a lap dance to get me going and did that ever work! She asked me what I was into and told her that I would love to experience her oral specialties, but not before I did a little DATY on her to which she was very very responsive to, and then proceeded for a little DATO which drove her nuts. Then she decided it was time to return the favour and proceeded to give me one of the best BBBJ's I have ever had. I won't go into more detail then that, but what I can say is that I fully enjoyed my first experience with Emily and plan to repeat as often as possible. She went above and beyond to provide a really amazing atmosphere for me and I thank her for that. She truly is a gem that you don't find everywhere!

In a movie theatre late at night watching The Hangover when I was in Miami lol. It made it that much more interesting.

I is for Insatiable as in all of the insatiable women here.

Until recently I had no idea that people, including employees of Booster Juice refer to the company as BJ. Common phrase I keep hearing is "Come for a BJ" lol

A for Ass:-D Nothing like a nice hot ass on a woman!

One of my all time favourites is Escape From Alcatraz with Clint Eastwood and the story of Harry Houdini starring Tony Curtis.

The strangest thing that I have eaten was ceviche. While ceviche is just fish, it's the method of cooking which adds to the strange. It is not cooked over heat like most meats and fish, but rather in citric acid aka. Lemon or lime juice.

I always seem seem to hit my head on my car whenever I am getting inside it. Lol. Classic Homer Simpson.

My first real celebrity crush was probably Larisa Oleynik from The Secret World of Alex Mack or was it the Pink Ranger (Amy Jo Johnson)? Every time I saw those shows, my heart would always flutter towards these two girls!

Sounds like that could make for a very hot and intense rendezvous!

Scorpions - Wind of Change (Cold War) Europe - The Final Countdown (Cold War) John Lennon's Imagine is a song that could be used to protest against any act of violence and to me is an anthem for peace.

R is for Raw Sex

DATY......well what can I say other than how much I fucking love it! It is just one of those things that drives me over the top. There have been a lot of times where I have just said screw the bj, and the sex, just let me eat your pussy! There is just something about licking a girl and seeing her twitch and moan in ecstasy and knowing that I am pleasing and teasing her at the same time!

In the words of RoamingGuy, CERB has enriched my life. During my short tenure here I have had the privilege of meeting some fantastic people and feel like we all share a special bond with each other in some way. Being a part of this community has brought a lot of joy into my life as I now feel like I am part of something special. So I'd like to say thank you CERB:)

Did you know that David Gilmour who is exclusively known for playing a Fender Stratocaster, used a Gibson Les Paul to record the guitar solo in Another Brick in the Wall?

I would pay off any outstanding debts and move to a new place that could be come my solace. No pain, no regrets, no stress, just enjoying all of the finer things in life.

If anonymity is such a big issue and you have a smartphone, there are many apps that are available that you can use to text as well as make phone calls from and it does not show up in your call logs or actual text messages. Mind you, some people have been known to abuse such apps, but when used for a legitimate reason, I'm sure it will put your mind(s) to ease.