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6'0", Mid-30's, used to be serious about weight-training, now I have the "linebacker build" as many tell me (nice way of saying I'm out of shape). I'm often compared to the drummer from Green Day...

Pro tips: Save time by having your hat on before you knock on the door. Also, leave your clothes in the car.

Any way we can have this stickied at least until the decision date?

If you run into your wife at a hotel, you should wonder if she's there for the same reason. Maybe even the same person, lol. There are couples rates you could take advantage of.

Uh oh! You're moving? Are you still able to attend?

They call it dope for a reason.

Well, I am bent to the left a little, but: Your site seems very decent compared to others I've seen. The demo videos are a nice touch. Not sure what you're spending to have them their, so it's hard to determine ROI. Only thing I would change is the naked dude front and center on the main page. Guys aren't like girls where they look at the pic and try to imagine themselves in that position. Instead, they say, "ahh! naked dude!" and try to light their eyes on fire. This is just my opinion. Overall, I don't see the need to spend money on a developer.

This has been threaded before. imkrissy is usually mentioned as well. She is MA.

Watching a porn? Not really. Making one? That's different :D

Haha, leave it up to the guy with the Plato profile pic to play devil's advocate :)

I didn't know anyone pronounced it as "kerb." I can't think of a single English word that starts with "ce" where it is pronounced with a hard "k." Cerberus, cereal, cervix... Anyway, to each their own. I don't think anyone would think you are referring to a Kenyan reco board.

Really? I wonder if the license will be reused in that town? I've been there a few times. Great mileage when you're the only one there and the girls are bored out of their mind.

Ahh, cockpit. I get it.

I've understood cup size and measurements since I was 10.

There is a common hand-held scanner in retail stores known as a "mobile point-of-sale." So yes, the next salesperson you see might be equipped with an MPOS device.

Another notch on the bed post!

There was a joke pic going around facebook with an old man laying on a massage table, putting his junk through the face hole. This would work:

Just lay down the wrong way on the massage table.

I think these types of guys assume their junk is just really great to look at. They don't absorbs messes well either.

I like the whole experience in the moment. I like the unpredictability of the encounters whether it is with someone new or a regular. As for what I hate - it is the hours leading up to it. Detection of the meeting would be world-destroying in so many ways for me, I often just sit around psyching myself out.

It is only 5 questions. Get your points in there before some church group storms it with bible passages.

Haha, RBF is becoming an epidemic! But yes, I had a similar situation lately in a very small club. It is a strange almost unexplainable feeling of guilt. Especially if the other reacts negatively. We all just need to give our heads a shake.

Someone answer the man before his mind explodes!

There was a girl who kept telling me "no greek, no greek." And I kept responding, "I'm not greek, quit covering your bum." /joke