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LonelyPerv

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  1. Strawberries and whipped cream Nipple sucking or pussy licking?
  2. Q is for Quiet sensual sounds of love
  3. F is for Fu<king on the beach mmmm
  4. I would have to agree with Chantal... of course I would also do it with Chantal. mmmm Ya, sex on the beach indeed. :-P Brunettes, Blondes, or Red heads?
  5. I don't really know you but I have read many of your posts... and they were awesome. Congratulations on your achievement. I'm sure you have many more inspirational and wise surprises in store for us. :-)
  6. Since as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a commercial pilot. I took all the right courses in high school, joined the air cadets, and then went to college to get my mechanical engineering degree. While out playing fastball one day, I got the ball smack in the right eye. Now a day, a detached retina is a quick fix but back then, it was a dream killer. Commercial pilots needed 20/20 vision and my eye was unrepairable. I bounced around for years doing various mundane jobs. I started as a fishing guild one summer and worked there for a couple of months. I got fired for playing around with one of the customers daughters. hehe Even though I had the education to do basically what I wanted, I chose to be a garbage collector. First starting on the back end of a truck throwing in bags of garbage and graduated to driving them... then the larger front end trucks. That was much more satisfying... and smelled better. hehe I quit that job to take a 6 month vacation to tour Canada and some Northern states by motorcycle. Best trip of my life. When I came back, I opted to get into the construction industry. I liked to build things so I learned everything I could. I eventually started my own company and earned my first million in less than a year. Unfortunately, being the trusting person I always was, my two silent partners skipped town with over 20 million and left me holding the bag. Eventually I was bankrupt and destitute. Since my credit sucked, I had a hard time finding a place to live. I had various on and off again jobs for the next few years but none of them have come close to my original dream. :-( Now that I'm semi retired, I think I finally found the best job of all. hehe
  7. It is with great pleasure that I can get to thank Chantal Summers for all your wonderful contributions to Cerb. You are an amazing writer and I constantly find myself nominating, thanking, and/or getting a good chuckle from all your posts. I truly look forward to seeing the next 500. You're not just a beautiful, talented, woman, you are also incredibly intelligent. Please keep up the amazing work you have been doing. My libido thanks you for it. hehe :-)
  8. A is for Anytime, Anywhere, Alone with a special friend for a two week vacation mmmmm
  9. I have to go with Chantal Summers as well but a differenthttp://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=7861 album mmmm
  10. N is for Naughty Nastiest Night O is for Open for anything P is for Poke and Push Q is for Quietly Quivering after a Quicky (Now its R) hehe
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