LonelyPerv

That is truly the most heartfelt message I have ever read. You even took the time to contribute awesome song lyrics that blend in perfectly. This only goes to show me once again, you are the most intellectually as well as sensually stimulating woman I have ever met. You changed my life for the better and I will always thank you for that. I will definitely see you again... for now, I wish you all the best in your future. xxxxxoooo

I just bought an $80 breakfast for me, my son, and my mom :-)

O is for Oh my. I love that :-)

I would just go to the Google play and get the mail.com free program they have there :-)

Nice to see you made your 500th post in this thread alb49. Congratulations. And in case Hector17 thinks this is condescending as well, sorry to disappoint you dude. It's legit :-) As I apologized on the other post, I will do the same here. I had no intentions of making everyone's hair stand on end but it appears I have. At least with the other post I did get some valuable information before it blew up that I can pass on. This one... not so much. I was pounced on right from the beginning so it appears I did offend some people. Again, I'm sorry for that. I only wanted to know how we could try to get some recommendations out there. Nothing more and nothing less. Now this post has turned into a regular 90210 episode which makes this post pretty much useless to anyone. For those that don't get any recos but deserve them and want them, I'm sorry. I tried. As you can see by this thread. The majority don't think they're important or needed. You'll have to find another way.

Okay, I can clearly see this is roast Thumper day. lol That was a legitimate question in which I received a very informative answer from a few people. I will gladly pass it on. I apologize if I seem to have ruffled a few feathers today. That was not my intention. It appears the anger displayed in the other post is now rolling off into this one. Stories are getting twisted, things are being taken out of context, and both these posts have been massacred and rendered useless. Again, I apologize to all those that think I'm picking on someone in particular. I'm only looking for answers. Obviously, I'm not going to find them here.

First of all, I never said that they don't belong on CERB or any other forum. Please don't try to twist this into anything other than what it is. I have to disagree with most of this and I'm sorry about your mother. If they are on this site, which is what I'm talking about, not the Joes that walk in off the street, then they already know how to read at least. Otherwise, they're just looking at pictures. Their handicap or inability to write something is no excuse. As mentioned below, there's help in that area for whatever problem they have. Just a quick note is all it takes. It doesn't have to be a novel. Everyone also seems to be taking the kick in the ass comment rather strongly. I guess since I use it in my every day chit chat when I hear anything negative, it may be taken out of context here. Hell, my son and dog need a kick in the ass every day. Doesn't mean I'd actually do it. lol Come on people. Lighten up. This thread was originally started because some girls deserve and/or need their recommendations. For whatever reason you may come up with for not giving them one, I seriously can't do anything about that but you already know what I think about excuses. I don't know any of you from a hole in the ground. If you can write, be respectful and write one. If they don't want it, they'll delete it. Simple as that.

I don't have a problem with the CERB board. I think it's an excellent forum to find what you're looking for... It could be better if there was more participation in what it was originally designed for though. Yes, I am ambitious today. I'm taking a break and just thought I'd stick some pencils in a few ears to see if anyone is listening. lol I'm seeing a lot of negativity on this subject which is disappointing but not only for me, for the ladies that want and need recommendations. Some girls have been doing a great job for months but it's slow because they have no recommendations to show anyone. They look new, inexperienced, or incapable of pleasing anyone. I can understand the girls with lots of recommendations that can now say they don't need them. However, I'm sure they helped get her where she is today. I'm not trying to strong arm anyone. I just believe its a good habit to get into and it's just as important as tips, being a gentleman, hygiene, and showing up.

When it comes to Kate Upton, it's gotta be a 7 :-)

Any chance you can enlighten us all on how you remain so successful Monique? How do you avoid these no shows and trolls?

I'm sorry... but the responses I'm getting so far don't seem to fit in with the theme of this site. CERB stands for Canadian Escort Recommendation Board. It attracts hobbyists that know they can get informed, real information on any particular MP/SP. MPs/SPs come here so they can get recommendations for other clients to see. Otherwise, they could have called this the CADB. Canadian Adult Dating Board or whatever... but no, Recommendation is the big word here. I can understand if a girl doesn't want recommendations, but that's bad marketing tactics in my opinion, but she can easily delete them anyway. I can understand some guys thinking they're not educated enough to write one but they can always get help. There's on-line translations, spell checkers, grammar correctors, and even other members that have said something nice that they can get help from. I for one would be only to happy to help. To say these girls just think having one is gravy, is very understating. Of course they want them. Of course they also want and deserve a tip. For those of you that are not tipping as well, I'll deal with you later. hehehe It's nice that these gentlemen think they have other ways of showing their appreciation but that still leaves out what this site is all about and a good marketing tool for the ladies that do want deserved recommendations. I don't think just a friendly reminder is in order here. I think a good swift kick in the ass would be more appropriate.

I've heard from several sources, especially the successful ones, that they are experiencing a lot of No Shows and Trolls of late. Why is this happening and what can we respectable guys do about it? These MPs/SPs work very hard to market their skills and make preparations to meet clients. When someone just doesn't show up for their appointment, these girls loose valuable time and money as they could have scheduled someone else in if they had some kind of warning. Everyone knows that things can happen that require a cancellation but why on earth would you not let the girl know you can't make it. You'd call your Doctor, Dentist, and even your Mom so why not them. Even if you only had a 20 minute notice yourself. Some of these girls may have even turned down some other clients that could have replaced you at a moments notice. A quick call from her to one of them, could possibly save her that session time if the client is only a few minutes away. You are disrespecting our MPs/SPs and not giving them the level of attention that you will with other professionals. You cancel a cab at the last minute because you don't want him to show up at your door and you don't come out. Understandably, the cabby will be upset so how do you think your MP/SP will feel while she waits patiently for your arrival and you don't show up. I have never had a last minute cancellation for any photo shoots but if I ever get one, I'm pretty sure my client would give me a heads up as soon as they know they can't make it. Why are these hard working girls treated any differently. Some of the girls believe that most of these no shows are just trolls. Usually fake profiles set up to make appointments just so they don't show up. So why are these so popular with a successful MP/SP? I believe they are created by certain recruiting establishments that want this successful girl to go work for them. They feel if she looses enough money from no show clients, she'll move on. Hopefully she'll accept their earlier offer this time. Some believe these trolls are other competitors, perhaps even working in the same establishment. They're trying to make them want to get a different job because all their clients keep canceling and they make no money. They may just want to make them look unorganized and unsuccessful so the establishment boss will fire them. If anyone has any ideas how these MPs/Sps can avoid these no shows and trolls more effectively, please post it here. The regular communication options like PMs, text, and e-mail don't seem to be working. There should be some kind of fall back system so the girls can report these no shows and trolls so they can be instantly banned. Possibly even an IP collecting database so these Trolls can be tracked down later. I don't know. Just a thought I guess.

As a photographer, I usually get to chat with the clients and I found a disturbing phenomenon amongst most of them. Guys that don't leave any kind of recommendation for the ladies... even after seeing them several times. They obviously liked what went on in their session or they wouldn't be back... right? Most of them come from this site and they know what it's all about. That's why it's called CERB. We come here to read these recommendations and make an informed decision on who we will meet. Some deserving girls don't get the recognition they need because some selfless, lazy-ass dude won't take the time to say something nice. Unfortunately, most establishments have rules so the girls can't even ask for one after a few visits. In my opinion, it should be mandatory. If you met her on this site, and yes, probably based your desition on her recommendations, you should be required to post one. By not posting, you are insulting the MP/SP or at the very least, making her think she has done nothing right or something wrong. Whatever happened wasn't important enough for you to mention. If that is the case, why do you go back to her? I hope some of you lazy ass dudes that read this feel guilty enough to take the time and say something nice about the ladies you have visited. They work very hard to make a living and they deserve big tips and all the recommendations they can get. Who knows, she may even show her appreciation on your next visit. This is a site for the hobbyist so he can be informed. Other MPs/SPs know that most hobbyists see different ladies from time to time so there's no jealousy issues to worry about. There's no acceptable reason why you can't leave one. Don't be a miser. Leave a generous tip and say something nice for once in your life. Okay, rant is over. :-)

Did you just call me pumpkin? hehe Ink. Some of them can be very creative. Piercings can get in the way Big pussy lips or barely or just the slit?

Ass. I'm also an ass man hehe mmmm Hand job or blow job?

You're never doomed because of early cumings dude. I think most guys go through that at some point. There are a lot of good suggestions here and you only need to learn some of them. Most guys know when they are about to cum so if you don't want to cum yet, stop what you're doing for a few seconds. Take away that feeling down there so you don't cum. If you're inside her and get that erg, pull out and go down on her for a bit. Then start over. If it's a bj, lightly pull her head away with both hands and passionately kiss her for a while. It's just mind over matter. Make the mind think about something else for a moment so the rest doesn't matter. Early ejaculation will be a thing of the past and you'll get the reputation of being the long lasting stud you're probably looking for. :-)

That's a tough break dude. I've been there, done that... and it sucks. :-) Like mentioned already, most guys on here have a lot of love to give. When we find a special lady on here, she will also return that love and make you feel like a new man and forget all your problems. However, these beautiful ladies are just doing their jobs. Some are married, have a boyfriend, or don't want either one. They are just making a living making us other dudes happy. I think it is very unlikely you'll convince one of these girls to go that extra mile and make you their only male companion... and if one did, could you handle that situation should she wish to continue with her career here? Us dudes would prefer she stay and continue to make us feel special but would you let her do that or try and convince her to get out of the business because you have some jealousy or controlling issues? There's lots to think about dude. If I were you, I'd try e-harmony or some place like that. Good luck with it though.

Cowgirl. Something to play with mmmm Missionary or reverse cowgirl? Additional Comments: HeHeHe lol

I love legs. Especially if they belong to Chantal Summers mmmmm

Country but live in the city :-) Also retrievers Sensual kiss or French kiss? (Sometimes they mean the same thing but there is a difference)

Apple pie... with ice cream :-) Small breasts or large?

J is for Justified satisfaction :-)

Momentum - keeps you moving :-)

H is for Hell yes. Oral rules mmmmm