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LonelyPerv

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  1. Single. More attention on the one person :-) Making love in a plane bathroom or a buss bathroom?
  2. Hehe beat me to it. Lace. Easier to move into position long sensual kiss on the lips or on the pussy?
  3. P is for wet wet wet Pussy baby hehe mmmm
  4. That was truly a work of art Birdboy. I feel that is the way all our ladies should be treated and respected. I truly hope when you finally meet this lady you speak of, the connection will be there for you to fulfill your wishes... and hers. I've been very lucky in that area so far but hey, who doesn't like Thumper? hehe
  5. Definitely on. Love to see every part of my partner mmmm Make love on the beach or more public like a park?
  6. On top Morning coffee or a bj first? :-)
  7. LonelyPerv

    caant forget my buttttt

    No really... I don't think anyone would forget that butt ;-)
  8. I like HalifaxMan58 because he appears to have a great judgement of character.... and he looks big so I thought I'd better say something hehehe However, I really did see a lot of his posts that show he's intelligent, witty, and a gentleman at heart. :-)
  9. I like emiafish ... well, because he liked me. lol Not only that, he's a great contributor to CERB.
  10. Y is for young sweet tasting ladies mmmm
  11. MP. They seem to be more open to rub you the wrong... er, I mean, right way hehe Front or back massage?
  12. W is for WOW!!! This CERB site is awesome :-)
  13. Definitely spinner. I love 69s mmmm Ass or pussy for play?
  14. Okay, I'll answer mine first. I like making love by a camp fire :-) Fine grind Beef or chicken?
  15. Same one if she's awesome or gets tired of me. Make love by campfire or fireplace?
  16. Besides the obvious of being on CERB right now, I'm editing photos again. :-)
  17. I hope you get a little chuckle out of these like I did :-) Play on Words How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck What's the difference between roast beef and peasoup? Anyone can roast beef Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the heck out of the dog What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The location of the dirt bag Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Darn." A bad skydiver goes, "Darn." WHACK! What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it! What do you call skydiving lawyers? Skeet What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop, clop clop? An Amish drive-by shooting How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer Source: http://elmblog.eddiesnipes.com/humor/jokes/play_on_words.shtml
  18. J is for Just in time... I'm horny :-)
  19. Doggy. I love to watch Thumper going in and out mmmm Making love or having sex?
  20. F is for freaking awesome encounters mmmmm
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