Jason Fergusson

Life, after the new law takes effect, will be so boring. I am really going to miss this lifestyle.

I have not been incriminating myself by writing on CERB. I did not mean any of it literally. I made it all up. I did not really do any of those things that I wrote about. I was just kidding around. I did not realize that you would take me seriously. You guys are so gullible! (I think that ought to cover my tracks) :wink:

The best way to avoid an STI is to set personal limits. The most serious STIs are normally spread by full sexual intercourse. There are so many low risk options: body slides, prostate massage, and hand jobs. These options have minimal risk of infection and disease and they are still very thrilling. Furthermore, if you are married or in a relationship, you need to consider the seriousness of passing an STI to your wife/partner. There is risk in any sexual and physical encounter. You could even get shingles or warts by accidentally sharing a towel with someone at the gym! Anyway, it is good to decide what degree of risk you are willing to take. You do not want to be kicking yourself and to be full of regret because you picked up an STI or, even worse, if you gave an STI to someone. How guilty would you feel in that case? Anyway, it is food for thought.

LOL. Bacon-scented hand sanitizer? LOL. Is that actually a thing? LOL. How did I miss that memo? But wouldn't my schlong smell like bacon? I don't know if that would be a turn-on?! That is, by far, the funniest bleepin' thing that I have heard in a while. I am cry-laughing. LOL. You totally made my day. Thank you!

It sounds like bigotry. If it is a specific SP, then she has strange beliefs. It is unbelievable that, in 2014, we still have people with 1950's attitudes. Do not let it bother you. Remember that she is the one with the problem; you are not the one with the problem. Rise above it.

If you are a married man, you should stick to cash. You could make $20 cash withdrawals from an ATM every other day to support your hobby. If your wife becomes suspicious, you can explain away those withdrawals as being lunch money. Most men have a career or a relationship that would be ruined by the "secret life" being found out; therefore, you do not want to leave any trace of your hobby. Unless you live the life of a rock'n'roll roadie, your colleagues and family will negatively judge you for being a hobbyist. Whereas a rock'n'roll roadie is expected to live on the wild side; most of us are average men with 9 to 5 jobs that do not accommodate being a hobbyist. That is why our anonymity is crucial.

Yes, I have been worried about that with Asian spas; I have had suspicions. I think that those women are unaware that there exist better working conditions for them. However, that raises a whole new debate about the wisdom of going to Asian spas. (I do not mean that to sound racist or bigoted). What I mean to say is that the Canadian spas are staffed by women who know their rights and will not tolerate abuse.

When I go for a massage, I like to tip the ladies well for their awesomeness. I have always hoped that the ladies get to keep all of their tips. Do the ladies get to keep all of their tips or do they have to give a cut to the house? After all, the entrance fee goes to the house. Also, do the ladies get paid a wage as well or do they work only for tips? Is there a standard practice for all massage parlours: Asian and Canadian?

Does anyone know if Cy Cy is still around? She has not been on Cerb since 2012. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=76864

There is an MP at 330 Booth Street. That is not too far from Carling/Preston. I have not gone there yet; I have heard good things. There is a review of the place. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=50421&page=3

The justice minister says that prostitutes are vulnerable and have no options. If I had not known what the topic was, I would have thought that he was describing retail sales clerks and fast food industry workers. Have you seen those people at work? The typical business will have a manager who makes the workers do stressful work at an unrealistic speed for several hours. The workers are forced to use scripted language over and over, "Welcome to...", " Would you also like...", "The total comes to...". I think that the work conditions of retail sales clerks and fast food industry workers is inhumane and undignified. In Ontario, retail sales clerks and fast food industry workers earn $10.25 per hour and they get paid for 37.5 hours a week once break times are deducted. That means that retail sales clerks and fast food industry workers earn $384 a week before tax. I think that the police need to prosecute the customer; not the retail sales clerks and fast food industry workers. We need to punish the people who enjoy merchandise and food in exchange for minimum wage. http://www.torontosun.com/2014/04/30/court-will-reject-nordic-model http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/04/27/harper-governments-new-prostitution-laws-will-likely-target-pimps-customers-and-sex-trade-traffickers/

Just to demonstrate how silly the laws are, someone please answer the following questions: 1)Is it legal if I give an expensive gift to a service provider? Am I not her sugar daddy in that case? Is that a loophole in the Nordic law? If her rates are "a week of groceries for half an hour", does that make every thing okay? I just bought groceries and delivered them to her house and we had fun after. What is the problem? 2) If a "cougar" gives her younger boy-toy lots money, is he a prostitute? 3) If I have a "friend with benefits" and she never repays the money that I lend her, is she a prostitute? Consider these terms and definitions: 1) Sugar mama http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sugar%20Mama 2) Sugar daddy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sugar%20daddy&defid=23713 3) friend with benefits http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=friends%20with%20benefits Please contribute more questions of your own to this list. I just considered a couple of possibilities off the top of my head.

I guess some place do not want publicity. I wonder why. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/announcement.php?f=16&a=10

I used to go there when it first opened (in 2009?) because of the great looking girls. I stopped going a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, I had an odd situation the last time that I went. I was greeted by a beautiful girl who was really my type. She took me to the room. I showered and waited for the girl to return. However, the girl who entered the room was not the girl who had initially greeted me. I do not mean to be rude but this girl was not my type. I did not want to create an awkward situation so I had the massage; obviously I was not going to demand a refund and walk out. But I was a little bit peeved.

Tattoos on women are awesome! Tattoos provide great conversation topics when you are lying around in bed and getting acquainted.

Yes, that place is on the DNR list.

I went to 162 Laurier in February 2014. I went in the evening when the sidewalks were empty. I saw Lucy. She is good looking and she has a nice personality. Worth visiting.

I agree that the Ogilvie location is an RMT and the Terminal location is an MP. They are probably not the same company; they probably have the same "brand" name but the corporation numbers are different. The Ogilvie location must be licensed at an RMT. Anyway, the Terminal location is not ideal. I looked around the building and there are several shops on the same floor as the spa. The shops seem to cater to the Muslim community; I saw veiled women and families with children. In fact, two boys were watching me when I entered the building. I suggest that this is not a good location for an MP.

I have gone there a few times. I suggest that you go on Fridays or Saturdays because you have a choice of ladies. From Sunday to Thursday, there is only one lady. Although she is a little plump, she is really nice and she has a great personality; she is funny and playful. She is a mature lady in her late thirties to early forties. The entrance is at the front and is visible from the main road; so you want to be discrete. Also, be aware that there is a residence downstairs; people live in the basement of the building.

Hear, hear!I have seen Kristie twice. She is great; pretty face, nice body and great attitude. She does the cute little things to give you the "girlfriend experience". I highly recommend Kristie. Furthermore, Vibe Spa is nice. It is clean and modern. I appreciate the location because it is discrete.

I went to Hannia's on Terminal Avenue in 2013. The location made me feel awkward. There is a church and a mosque in the same building as the spa. Anyway, I decided to give it a try. Maria gave me a good massage. However, I got the feeling that she would only give "registered" massage. Hannia's website made me believe that Maria only did manicures and waxing treatments. Recently, Hannia's has opened a second location at on Ogilvie Road. There have been some interesting developments. I found this advertisement dated April 17, 2017. http://ottawa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-new-new-call-for-our-12-hr-special-grand-opening-hannias-spa-19/21622543