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Congrats CCFC, you've perrrrved your way to 2k and entertained the masses along the way!

for those unfamiliar with the finer things...

confusing for some

and with a final gasp she squirted...

because it's close-shaven

Styx - Crystal Ball

And on a completely unrelated note, I was recently visiting my favorite dancer at a local strip club and we observed that I am older than her father, and she is younger than my kids, and yet it still didn't feel awkward.

Well I'm a young 60s gent and I seem to have missed a bunch of my youth. (Late mid-life crisis discussions start here!) I am new to the hobby but have been with SPs in their early to mid 20s and MAs from 19 to 29. They have been very nice experiences and, credit to the ladies, I haven't felt judged for my years.

Having dinner with the wife and outlaws and wondering how CCFC has time to be such a perrrv (and wondering if life will take me back to Winnipeg at any point!)

finding the moisture

Yes - in the presence of

By the impending shark-infested storm clouds

X-rated adventures

Sipping tequila, watching Ever After, and thinking I should be in bed (with a lovely lady of Lyla!)

Grilled strip loin steaks, baked potatoes with Gorgonzola, sautéed mushrooms & Vidalia onions, and a bottle of Francis Coppola Cabernet Sauvignon.

Return of the King

So he took

Canada 150 tulip bulbs

Using Tapatalk to follow the forums on my mobile and having the thank button right where my thumb lands when I'm scrolling which has resulted in my accidentally thanking some posts that I most certainly would NOT thank. Please don't judge me because there's no way to unthank within Tapatalk. (Btw, I've just learned that you can remove thanks using the browser view of Lyla.)

In the back seat of GF's father's car while he was driving us home from a cousins wedding.

On top of a cooler, beside a campfire, surrounded by other campers in their tents.

No, not lost in translation. I appreciated the humour at my expense. I just couldn't afford to have ANY of the lovely ladies here think that I don't appreciate the efforts you go through to look spectacular! (And you do!)

No, not at all. It was only meant as backstory to the question. Like fine wines, it cannot be rushed and is well worth the wait!

9-1/2 weeks

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