Helena D'Orville

I confess that Ice4fun and Oldblueyez moved me with their posts.

Happy Giganticofabulous birthday Cato!

I am bored! (requires a NOTY look - censorship in action)

Eat me please!

I feel hot!

H is for Heavenly.

C is for concupiscent.

Of course I would offer you a towel, Dear Ice4fun! I confess that this post made me smile and dream... Additional Comments: Awwww... Thank you AquaTouch. I confess that it would certainly be a great pleasure to meet you. Maybe you will tell me funny stories, like the mouse one that was so cute and well written ;-)

A baby, when you kiss him/her.

Here is how I see it: If I go and see a massage therapist, I will not negotiate their rate. If I go and see a psychologist, I will not negotiate their rate. We are in the "human" services, that can be considered both as a luxury and as a necessity, as much as the previous professions mentioned are. If my service is to offer you all in one appointment: my time, my educated and sensitive personality, my ability to listen to you, my intelligence to know when to speak and when not to, my delicate touch and much more than that, which is precious, then if you still need to negotiate, you need to re-think about what an escort and their services mean to you.

X is for... XXX !

AquaTouch, don't be so shy. It is the right place to confess what you wish to confess. You still will go to Heaven, promise! OK, I want to confess that I wish I could squirt.

Chocolate. Just went out for some Ritter Sport dark chocolate with marzipan. Love it!

Steel Panther, Gang Bang at the Old Folks Home, Live in Denver 5/7/2014, on YouTube.

I confess that ANYTHING is better with honey ;-)

Oh my God we are so much in trouble! We have so many bad things to confess!!! OK, I confess that I love this thread, and that I woke up this morning with very dirty thoughts! What about the others? What do you have to confess? Come on, say it ;-)

I have written very dirty posts lately. It might put me in trouble...

O is for oral. And any kind of ecstatic hOle...

Yep, songs are not only about Love Sweet Love (although it is still true that it is what the world needs now!). Do you know a dirty song that you like? Here are three that I like: This one is in French and is called "Fais-moi mal Johnny!" (Hurt me Johnny!) by Boris Vian, in the fifties. Very funny one! Beware, this one is a trashy one (how can cute and classy Mia Adore suggest such a dirty trashy song!!??). Well, because this band is talented, the song is well written, the melody is great and those guys are totally hilarious, making a parody of metal bands. So, here is "Weenie Ride" by the Steel Panthers. Watch the whole video! Oh, and I must not forget Serge Gainsbourg with the famous "Love On The Beat" (for those who don't know, "beat" in French means your masculine tool, Gentlemen...) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh-ssHf9OZE

Mrredhell, I just read your post and laughed so much! Aren't you pretentious a bit ;-)

I am happy each time I see my friends for a coffee/lunch/supper, talking and laughing with them. I love going for a day trip - or a weekend trip - to discover new places, accompanied by friend(s); and I love SPAs, enjoying the healing and appeasing virtues of water, swimming, the heat of a sauna is like a warm blanket, receiving a good massage. Being touched always makes me melt...

"May I introduce you?" I think that in French it is even worse: "Est-ce que je peux m'introduire?/Vous introduire?". I even avoid to say these sentences...

It is sad to see you leave Steve. You will be missed! All the best with your new path in life, and may you find what you are looking for.

The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) (I am whistling the song in my head :-)

Welcome on Lyla Bigsj4u! We are a friendly community here, and I am sure that you will quickly enjoy being a member of it. Have fun!