jay gatsby

1.) Ugly thick rubber soled square toe shoes that are made from cheap plasticky corrected grain leather. These are not dress shoes, old sports; they are an abomination that will make Jesus cry tears of blood. 2.) When you really really really have to go use a washroom to do a #2 (that's the one you do sitting down) but you're in a public space (like walking downtown or somewhere like that) and there is no public washroom anywhere in sight. Sure, there are countless buildings around buy they're all private businesses and you can't go in to use their washrooms unless you have an electronic scan card to use to get in.

Hello, old sports and ladies, Jay Gatsby here . . . hope to enjoy some fun while here on CERB because all that reaching out towards the green light at the end of Daisy Buchanan's dock didn't do anything for me except get me shot . . . so, here I am! I've been partaking in this pastime for 14 years now and have seen many great ladies during those years. I will post recommendations once I'm able to post in the recommendation section. Cheers, old sports and ladies. J