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Reuben Sandwich

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  1. Listening to Little Feat reminds me of one of my favourite Bands from then and through to now, The Band, and hopefully one day I will get to milk that cow. We Can Talk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGgl427kRME
  2. Brews ! Brews ! Bruce ! Bruce ! Springsteen Open All Night
  3. Well let's just stay with that country theme and throw in a bit about Santa Claus with; Kinky Freidamn and the Texas Jewboys They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JEJNKqo70g&feature=related
  4. I have to admit that when I saw Kush only one thing came to mind; Tush Z Z Top
  5. Just take out the S and that is it for me. I agree with Jabba on this one. Here I am able to satisfy my own desire without destroying what else we have built up over the years and will still share in the future. I feel fortunate to have met some great ladies through Cerb in this last year. I'm not sure how long my therapy here will continue but with the discretion and satisfaction practiced, I will need some more prescription re-fills.
  6. Hey man. Hey man How about taking a Magic Carpet Ride http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEEzbFxEbB8&feature=related
  7. Today for lunch it's peanut butter on a toasted, 2 day old pancake. Gone in 15 seconds. No syrup on mine. Just Peanut Butter
  8. Talking Heads Take Me To The River http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXYB-1KTeh4
  9. Or more specifically, duo with Megan and Melia Rae.
  10. I tend to require a little help in starting a recommendation, which usually means paraphrasing someone else's song, quote or phrase. I thought I had it this morning, reading a quote of Winston Churchill, in which I could re-work it to describe Melia Rae, as in, " The posts and recommendations written in interested superlatives are surpassed by reality." Which is true in itself but Winnie and massage reco's just don't seem to go together. Melia Rae, Melia Rae...her name keeps resonating around the sound of a familiar but little used word; meliorate.. So between Webster's and my dictionaries I think I have found something here. arejayell definition for Melia Rae: to make better <regular visits with Melia Rae tend to meliorate the condition your condition should be in. Synonyms; ameliorate - Melia Rae with an A +; amend - Should be Amen or really Hallelujah; better - each time; enhance - The touch of her hands will enhance your pleasure; perfect -in every way; refine - re-re-really fine. Related Words; correct - Yes, you're in the right place; rectify - insert joke here; remedy - The perfect one for what ails you; fine-tune - Your soul, or a song she may sing in your ear, beef (up) - beef down, beef up, beef down; boost - I think they mean boobs, as in beautiful; intensify - Here we go; reinforce Yes, yes; strengthen - see intensify; fine - doin' better then fine; hone - Make it shine; polish - lustrous; retouch - Aaaaah; touch up - Oooooh. To Learn more about MELIA RAE you can re-read these posts or better yet, visit her profile and contact her. Meliorate your day.
  11. Just tried C* and they have a tech difficulties notice, you can click on your city, the regular menu comes up, but you can only get as far as the post title, then it's back to the tech difficulties notice. I'll have to shop for that lawn mower another time.
  12. TRULY : As in, without a doubt, truly beautiful, lively, sexy and fun to be with. Angela did seem shy at first but that did not hold her back from exploring your body and sharing hers within the realm of massage. And she is a Queen in that realm. AMAZING : Her addictive nature has meant for a few repeat visits by me and other 'gentlements'. Or maybe it's 'my' addictive nature but she does spoil you with sensual attention so that once does not seem enough. ANGELA : Deep down Angela is a real powerhouse with a zest for what she does and a knowledge of how to bring it out in the most pleasurable of ways. Each visit has been different and always fun but getting to know her has been the biggest reward. She is truly amazing.
  13. I like Old Dog cuz he is always so friendly and he enjoys MC 5, the Cuban variation.
  14. Hey RG you're a real peach to bring up Georgia, for it was lurking there, just in the back of my mind. Ray Charles Georgia On My Mind
  15. What percentaage of unfaithful elephants wander due to trunk envy?
  16. Having one of my brothers call me up so his band could play me a Beatles tune over the phone.
  17. I like to think my glass is half empty because I shared it with someone who was thirsty.
  18. "Last September I attended my first social, Cerb style, not Manitoba. It was a great opportunity to meet some of the members from this great board and be in the company of a bevy of beautiful women. Sometimes, for whatever reason, there is one woman whose presence stands out and for me that evening it was Bethany. A few of the other MA's I have seen had already mentioned that she would be a wonderful lady to see and even after seeing her photos, that first impression when you get to meet her is how beautiful she is in body and spirit. She is very open and inclusive and made the evening very memorable. I knew we would meet again. It was not until a couple of weeks later that I was able to book two hours with Bethany. Her location works very well for me and it is nicely naturally lit during the day. Just the right size to move about in a slow dance, to get to hold her close, kiss and listen to her sweet voice. When Bethany says she will pamper you, be prepared for biblical proportions. Song 23 For Bethany will see to all your wants, She has me lie down on white linens. She leads me into shower waters. She reaches my soul. Bethany will lead you into the valley of temptation, where you will feel no evil(just naughtiness), for she is with you. Thy rod will be stiff, she will comfort it. She prepares a massage table for me, in the presence of my extremities, She anointest our bodies with oils, my cup overflows, Shower goodness, Oh mercy!, shall follow this wonderful day of my life, and I shall rest in the bosom of Bethany forever. Well at at least to the end of our session. Nest time " Bethany in the Lion's Den' Thanks Bethany"
  19. I be doin' some cypherin' trrying to figure where this is all going and used my best... Chinatown Calculation Doug and the Slugs
  20. Now these guys were fun to watch on "It's Happening" as the house band. Lots of memorable tunes featuring Mark Lindsay. Paul Revere and the Raiders Good Thing
  21. And here Ms Cline is reincarnated and even better as: k. d. lang and the reclines I'm Down to My Last Cigarette
  22. That's funny you mention this as I was thinking of it recently. When I was pre teenage years, I always thought I would be a stuntman. More of the slapstick, fall down funny knid though. What I thought may have triggered this was how much I enjoyed watching the start of the first year of the Dick Van Dyke show where Dick trips over an ottoman during the opening credits. So I spent my childhood tripping, jumping, climbing and crashing into things, which in retrospect a lot of boys did back then. My specialty was falling down a flight of stairs but that is about as far as I got. It did come in handy later in life when I started drinking. I never did find out what I wanted to be but I just keep busy and still enjoy the odd pratfall.
  23. Sorry for my earlier distraction(hijack), but this sounds like a great idea as it will enhance that special feeling one gets, which is always hard to put into words, after a session with you. Good luck with your test sessions, Erin
  24. "As seems evident by the comments from the majority of recommendations, a visit with Megan tends to lead to 'another' visit with Megan. This in of itself speaks volumes for the kind of experience one enjoys, spending time with such an attractive, intelligent, fun and sensual woman. My first visit with Megan was just over six months ago and I have had the good fortune to return a few times since. Each visit has been different in its' own way but always memorable for how Megan can help you think, forget, laugh and have a sensual, intimate time. Your lap dance, striptease, slow dance, soapy shower and massage are all wonderfully varying elements of a longer session with Megan and well worth the opportunity to get to know this fine lady even more. Cheers Megan! "
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