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Reuben Sandwich

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  1. I knew the name sounded familiar. A buddy of mine has a copy of this one at his house. That Stuckless fella Next: Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio
  2. Yup, there's always something to smile about. Just now it's a beautiful, sunny winter's day. Your post title had me immediately think of this song... Smile
  3. I would suggest Breath Taking Vivian. She is in great shape, very flexible, petite and with strong, smooth legs. I believe she mentioned she was a trained gymnasty and has remained very fit.
  4. OMG it's almost two years since I have written a recommendation for Erin and over that time much proverbial water has passed under/over/on that proverbial bridge. When this reporter last wrote, Erin was a beautiful, fun, sensual and smart blonde. Now she is a beautiful, funny, sensuous and gorgeous redhead. Plus I have had the chance to see her at her new digs in downtown Ottawa as well as her retreat in the west end. Erin was the first independent massage provider I met and that is now over three years ago. Over that time she has maintained an ability to keep things fresh (without me being fresh) and bring new blood to our sessions as well as my nether regions. I'm looking forward to what the next three years will be like. Try starting with one and you may not stop.
  5. For my previous recommendation for Tiffany I finished with saying I would see her again in the fall but we have been well into the winter for a while now and with Tiff's recent announcement that she will be leaving at the end of February, I knew it was time to kick things into gear. We were able to connect easily again for a longer session as any time with Tiffany would seem too short. We had a long kiss hello, another long kiss goodbye and there may have been some kissing in the middle. Combined with a wonderful, firm and sensual massage, this was a great way to reconnect with this lovely lady. I's say "get her while she's hot" but she is always hot. Thanks Tiff
  6. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=99785&highlight=Julie Here's another thread about Julie.
  7. "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet's bum is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and check out this envious moon."
  8. When making up my ass in the morning it's just a quick shave, some talcum powder amd a little rouge on the cheeks. No bleach.
  9. ROAR !!! MEOW!!! Have fun somehow. Know you will Happy Claire Day :icon_lol:
  10. Firstly, getting together if only for a brief time with a very special woman. Secondly, getting together if only for a brief time, with a very special lady. Thirdly, flying away for a long delayed 2 week holiday with family. And all this is nothing to what I anticipate 2014 to be like. But I am a bit of a dreamer.
  11. Fruit Inspector #22 is always on call. Those Pink Lady's look ripe and ready for a taste test. Juice monitoring also required.
  12. Adventures in Rainbow Country SCTV Front Page Challenge It's Your Move, a great charades type game show with ridiculously cheap prizes. Ice Road Truckers The Trouble With Tracey..............Not Codco
  13. My perspective on all of this is that there is no comparing what might happen between you and any provider. You can debate cost over service over what may or may not happen in any given session but the biggest determining factor in all of this is 'you'. Relax, be clean, funny, intuitive, quiet, smart, positive and any other number of basic social skills and you will more often than not have a good time. If you are always comparing service rendered for dollar spent then you may be missing out on the simple pleasure of being nakedly intimate with a woman, be she sp or ma. That level of intimacy will vary even when you have repeat visits with the same provider. There are many great recommendations on many new and established ladies so try out the activity that has intrigued you in the massage section and/or the sp section and let us know how it all went.
  14. These empty threads are a great place to get away from the it all, roll in the mud and contemplate what is in store for us .
  15. All Hail Olympia!!! I would pay tribute to Claire Heavens as Goddess of any of my days, although she may prefer the more pleasurable aspects of life on earth over Olympus. She shares the beauty and love of Aphrodite as well as Athena's wisdom and mastery of war(on boredom). http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=128089 I'm not the only one who has taken note http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=153860
  16. Similarly, I was out visiting a friend in the country and his yellow lab comes running up with a big 'stick' in its' mouth and drops it at my feet. I pick it up and as I go to throw it think, "What is that stink?" The 'stick' is the spine of a recently deceased animal. Oh shit,...and marrow and gooey matter.
  17. All of the above plus Amazing Angela and Breath Taking Vivian are now in Westboro, according to their ads.
  18. Thanks folks for all the well wishes. It seems the more time I spend here, the younger I feel. The secret to this is no secret at all. Just see a lady every week, have peanut butter and honey on toast every morning, smoke 'em when they got 'em and always be ready to dance and sing a song. Let's go out with the Faces:
  19. There are a couple of songs I like to just put on repeat as I'm near the end of a drive or just need some kind of pick me up. I just play them as loud and as long as I or whoever may be with me can take it. I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper Theme song to King of the Hill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Nve3CJ1Us
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