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Reuben Sandwich

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  1. Board To Death Unable to complete their game of chess because they cannot move their arms from within their sleeveless robes, Death and his adversary slouch dejectedly near a mountain precipice. The striking juxtaposition of bright diagonal blue sky and somber thematic content accentuates the piece's eccentric mix of poignancy and Dada. By wrapping the figures in hooded robes, the artist neatly avoided the challenges of depicting the human form. The anonymous painter of this work firmly shut the door on all normative painterly decisions about composition, color, texture, symbolism, metaphor and most other preoccupations that attend the conventional modernist role of the artist as the privileged purveyor of an intuitive creativity shepherded by a genius recourse to tact and taste. Congratulations to Pio and Elizabeth, whose combined interpretations were chosen by the curator-in-chief and permanent interim acting executive director to be the official interpretation of this disturbing painting
  2. http://littlewhitelion.com/sad-cat-diary-26207/
  3. http://matadornetwork.com/tv/shocking-behavior-caught-on-russian-dashboard-cameras-vid/ No one was hurt during the posting of this video.
  4. Yes, with Megan a more appropriate term would be stratosphere, for the heights you attain with her.
  5. Haben sie der "oat cuisine"? Yah. Donkey shen mein herr.
  6. Having grown up in Montreal, the home heating fuel trucks all had bilingual warning signs: INFLAMMABLE and FLAMMABLE. Did you know it takes two to tango?
  7. For a guy who thinks that being with a redhead is exotic, seeing an ebony lady is like adventure land.
  8. Let Passion pass its' wind through the curtains of your mind, over the lagoon of your love to the doorknob of desire. Knock and enter. When you hear my Siren call then you know you are close cuz I live behind a fire station. Let's make this a Wetnesday to remember for all the right reasons, instead of like last time. (Mental note: candle wax hot, flame hotter) I am now accepting appointments, suggestions, implications and insinuations for TODAY, ToMoRRoW or any day after up until my next court appearance. The best way to reach me is to leave a note under the front mat or with Warren, the kid on the skateboard. Please be dixiestreet, no cursive writing and no nuns. Sorry, it's a habit of mine. Lugs and Hisses The Happy Harpy
  9. I think Michaela's release would be best described as 'cascading'. If she ever starts her own religion I could think of no better baptismal rite.
  10. Smoking cigars. Having a drag from a lady's cigarette. Licking the knife after making a peanut butter sandwich. Jessica Chastain won me over doing it as well in Zero Dark Thirty. Well that and she's kinda perty.
  11. I have booked the Getaway Room a couple of times and being a water person, the shower and hot tub combo is a great way to connect with your MA. It allows a lot of free movement and multiple entanglements in a near weightless environment. You do come out of the tub a little on the warm side but a slow dance before moving to the massage table cools you down enough to be heated up again.
  12. The only times I recall even saying a providers name is if she happens to be called, Aaaah, Oooooh or Sweet Jesus. There was one girl who's name was Holy F----k that seemed to bear repeating out loud.
  13. Within a 5-10 minute drive? Angel's Touch, Sensual Erin, CMJ, Claire Heavens, Lovely Lilly...just off the top of my head.
  14. Okay I am now fully recovered from the social to give my whole hearted thanks to Angela for setting this all up and to all the great folk who I did or did not meet that evening. This is a great way to mix in a relaxed social setting and if you have not had the chance to attend, I would heartily reccommend you do so for the next one.
  15. The last thing I bought was 2 chicken shawarmas, but that was like on Friday night. Haven't spent a cent since but have arranged to spend some mid week. hee haw.
  16. I would have to agree with Phaedrus on the internet influence. It is how I became aware of this community. Being able to communicate safely with a variety of women in a relatively secure manner is what has made all of this possible for me. Huzzah for the internet.
  17. We do have an Erotic Photography group that Berlin started. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=91
  18. Hey Comms. I did see her about 10 days ago and had a fun couple of hours. We danced, sang harmonies, shared a drink and had safe sex. Athena is relocating from another city where she danced so she has not been around lately but I believe she will be back early February. I will see her again once she sets up.
  19. This has now become a bi-weekly weekend event. Cheesy cheese bread from Metro, toasted, with creamed honey and crunchy peanut butter.
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