Cara Silver

I firmly believe that not all publicity is good publicity but I'll post them anyways. Hopefully when I'm old and gray I won't still be known as the girl with gum on her shoe. Hopefully I'll be a good-time granny :) A girl can dream....! xoxo Amelia

Hurricane Emma: you can smother the lsat people with your enormous, delightful breasts! All other repliers: let's commission Emma to neutralize the entire law school admission council. Here is what I want to see on the lsat: If Hurricane Emma blows through the towns of Sadville, Sadside, Sadvalley, Sadhill, Sadmountain, and Sadtoseeyougo, how happy will they be? A. Very B. Happy ending C. Happy to be here D. Happy Birthday E. Gandhi Then maybe I would enjoy the lsat.... Thanks for all your replies! xoxo

In my unending search for a career (any career), I always think back to what grand dreams I had for myself as a kid. At various stages I wanted to be a: paleontologist, lawyer, scholar of ancient Greek, pilot, police officer, political spin doctor, historian, marine biologist (a la George Costanza), an artist, and someone who works with old people. Due to a supreme lack of skill in almost all these areas, I have had to give up these dreams, though most don't interest me anymore. I'm wondering how many of you had career dreams, however outlandish, and whether or not you achieved them? What did you guys want to be when you grew up? Now that you're grown up, have you found a good answer to that infuriating question, what do you want to be when you grow up? My reason for being career-less? I have yet to grow up ;-) xoxo Amelia

A good idea or will I just look like a fool? I have so many photos with weird facial expressions, bad poses, bra tags sticking out, and gum on my shoe. Some are cute, some are just plain awful. But maybe you guys would like to see how an sp photo session goes? For one good photo, ten bad ones! Welcome to the unglamorous world of escorting: The Photos No One Should EVER See. You guys wanna see them??! xoxo Amelia

Okay guys, thanks very much. I've practiced so much already but am seeing little improvement in the logic games section. Everything else is fine- reading comp, reasoning, writing sample- except these abominable logic questions. I've got nothing to lose by taking test but still. One likes to think one's IQ isn't terribly below average:) xoxo Amelia

I'm loving this hurricane, it's so exciting! The tree tops outside my window look like they're going to break off and run for the hills. It's awesome. I'm going to spend the day studying for the lsat. What is everyone else doing while Earl torments us? xoxo

Hello strangers :) Has anyone taken the lsat? Do you have any lovely advice you'd like to impart? Do you think it would help if I showed up to the exam in a swimsuit? spaciba, xoxo Amelia

At least he canceled. Much better than a no-show. Disregard the reason. We always encourage guys to have the courage to cancel instead of no-showing. They don't owe us an explanation. If he didn't want the appointment, at least he showed you so respectfully.

I've always wanted to live up North. There's a kind of crazy magic that won't let you go. I was in the Yukon for a three-week road trip and loved every minute. Also, I love the cold! I'd love to go up North again. There doesn't seem to be much opportunity for escorting though! :(

You'd be surprised how many times we get a medical excuse. I would not allow someone to rebook with me if they have no-showed on me or other sps. It could be that the guy is telling the truth but I won't take the chance again. It's just not a good business decision. Sorry but it's true. I've heard every medical/car/work excuse in the book and it's always something drastic, like the guy couldn't possibly call because he was in an iron lung or his car stalled somewhere without cell phone reception. It's very very difficult to give someone the benefit of the doubt in this business. Sorry. Also, ladies talk. I've often discovered that no-shows are chronic no-shows after speaking with other ladies. There is no excuse for that and they ruin it for the guys who do have a genuine medical emergency.

Here's a great article from the BBC about this issue. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11035270 Very helpful explanations. The comments at the bottom explain what people feel. xoxo Amelia

Hey guys, Is there alot of opportunity for other work as well? In the teaching/customer service arena? What's the job market like up there? xoxo Amelia

Thanks very much ladies :-) Nice to know my ability to insult people is so appealing! Very kind of you all. On the topic of inebriation, I find that guys suffer more from the effects of alcohol the day after the binge. Guys who have never had trouble getting hard or staying hard suddenly can't get hard at all after a night of partying. They say: this has never happened to me before! I say: Were you partying last night? They almost always say: yes I was. This doesn't hold true for every guy but alcohol is often the culprit. So not only is inebriation ill-advised on the day of your appointment with us, but the effects last into the next day. I'm sorry to say, your phalluses are fallible! Or is that phalli? xoxo Amelia

It's incredibly likely that you're not as important as you think you are. Often the need to be controversial comes from insecurity. It's a 2 year old's approach to the world. Any attention is good, right? Unfortunately, in adulthood this tendency results in a lack of real success. Thus, the boasts about sexual escapades. Paid escapades, mind you. You are sad and probably feel sad, but I wonder how pity feels. For all your shouting, a man whining for pity is no man at all.

You're right-- the girls don't deserve you. They deserve much better. What a punishment it would be to be in your presence.

I always hope that my style of advertising will encourage the same style of requests. My ads are never vulgar or explicit because that's not my personality. I'm always surprised when I receive emails that rival a porno plot. I hope my ad style encourages a certain style of communication and interaction but it's not always respected. From my website and cerb posts I hope people can tell that I'm not vulgar and that respect and manners are important to me. Instead I get emails with a long list of what the sender explicitly wants to do to me. Guys, try tailoring your requests to the style and personality of the sp. The way she represents herself is probably an accurate reflection of how she likes to be approached and treated.

Sexcellent.

There is one dead fly in my fruit fly trap this morning. Success!

Here are the results of my fruit fly experiment: Finding no balsamic vinegar, I mixed some old fruit with sugar and white vinegar in a tupperware. Why I added the vinegar is beyond me. I was convinced vinegar was the key to the fruit flies' demise. But they're fruit flies, no vinegar flies, and the message I should have taken away from all the advice on this thread is that the flies appreciate fermentation (and not the vinegar I use to clean the floor.) Plus I didn't have any saran wrap so I shoved a ziploc over the whole thing but it doesn't fit. As of right now I have a tupperware container filled with rotting fruit that smells like ajax covered in a billowing plastic baggie with tiny holes in it. I accept defeat. Thank you all for your great advice but I am a doofus. My next step is to become the Karate Kid and wipe out the fruit flies with a well-timed kick to their jugulars. xoxo Amelia

It's kind of frightening how these tiny little insects have outsmarted me for so long. I am now waiting for them to enter the Plastic Container of Doom. We shall see :?

Okay, but neither Emma nor I had any problems. I don't think I'm wrong in defending the gentlemen of Moncton. Those negotiators and no shows were not a problem for either of us. The great guys far outnumber the bad guys. And that is an opinion voiced by two actual service providers. Projecting such a bad image of Moncton is equally damaging to the city's reputation. If you want to attract girls, stick to the positive (like my and Emma's experiences) instead of posting opinions that are not shared by everyone. No shows are bad news but they are a problem everywhere. Monctonians, unite! xoxoxo

There's no need for this reprimand. The guys of Moncton were great :) I would go back in a heartbeat. Monctonians were as happy to see me and Emma as we were to see them. Perhaps it's best to let the girls speak on this issue instead of judging other hobbyists. By the way- Moncton and Saint John are EQUALLY cool!! What's with the rivalry? I'm convinced your two cities could have a great love affair. You know what they say... petty arguing hides something much deeper. xoxo Amelia

Oh WHAT? Nobody's with me on Vin Diesel? Yall are BLIND!

Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese, Vin Diesel. One of these is not like the other! Brains and brawn. Vin Diesel is such a talented actor :roll: lol

What about Hardware management? Stonehenge erector? Eiffel Tower engineer? I can tell them I'm very good with transforming horizontally-inclined objects. Seriously though, personal care assistant or personal assistant sounds best but there's no way to back it up. Thanks for all your great suggestions. xoxoxo Your Hardware Manager