Cara Silver

Bacon. Delicious.

Zimbabwe after a tight game against Fiji

Perhaps the key to protesting stereotypes and sweeping generalizations is not to stereotype or make any sweeping generalizations yourself. Unless you have been to Europe and checked every armpit?

To me, it's not the fact that he transmitted a disease that's so abhorrent. Diseases are transmitted every day. It's the intent. Knowingly and purposefully causing another human being harm, be it in the form of punching OR causing someone to erupt in very painful sores, potentially throughout their lifetime, is worthy of criminal indictment. Having a slew of bleeding blisters in your genital area, possibly intermittently for the REST of your life, sounds about as appealing to me as being punched in the face. It's time this total disregard for the humanity of women is stopped. An open sore is an open sore, no matter how it's delivered. Just my opinion

I like my men to be filfy, filfy boys....

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Emma, you are an ELF. An Emma I'd like to Fuck! xoxxoxoxo Miss Vulgarity

Damn, scott, I meant to write you back... yes, we can definitely incorporate salted, cured meats into our lovemaking. xoxo Amelia

Perhaps the best way to deal with this is to not bring the drama to cerb. Don't blow on the flames, so to speak. Nothing kills gossip more quickly than simply ignoring what is being said and watching the gossipers dig their own grave.

Now for my REAL pet peeves: 1) Clients who don't take the time to get to know my Doberman, Miss Daisy. 2) Clients who don't want to participate in my ritual devotion prayer to the great god, Imhotep. 3) Clients who don't think 'Seinfeld' is a sexy video supplement to a session. And 4) Clients who think naked Tae Bo isn't foreplay. I mean jeez....... So rude! lol

Yes, you are taking it out of context. It is clear that I mean 'having feelings' in an inappropriate way, delving into an sps personal life, claiming her for yourself, telling her she simply must be in love with you, asking if you can have sex without paying, asking her out on dates, etc. I am referring to a disrespectful pattern of behaviour. I have love for some of my clients but I am not in love with them, I just care about their happiness. THAT's how I do my job. Meeting clients, fostering an sp/client relationship, growing to appreciate them and respect them as good and kind men, that's how I do my job. I don't know anyone, including clients, who would respond well to "you're in love with me, I know it." That kind of bullying statement is unwanted by anyone, not just working girls.

Merci mon sweet bebe! I am offering hair cuts for the low low price of $.99.99 (Monthly installments of 33.33, payable without interest, subject to all federal and provincial taxes, add 19.99 for shipping and handling and allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Money back guaranteed. Hair back? Not guaranteed.) xoxo Amelia

I find that being yourself and expressing yourself naturally, no matter what kinds of noises you make or responses you have, is the best option. I also find that providing the services that YOU want to provide, that you enjoy and feel comfortable with, is the best way of attracting clients. There are always going to be clients who are going to be unhappy so there's no point in tailoring your efforts to what you think is sexiest if it doesn't come naturally. I think clients and sps want the same thing out of each other: someone who is happy to see them!!

-Asking if I have a boyfriend -Asking me out -Telling me you love me -Telling me you think I have feelings for you. I don't and never will. The most difficult part is when clients cross personal boundaries like that. They make assumptions that a) I'm promiscuous and looking for a man, b) I'm using my job as a means to meet men, and c) that they're 'saving' me from this hard knock life by paying me attention and compliments. This is my business- I am choosing this job as a means to make money. People don't start businesses to get a date. And just because this is a business of selling sex, it doesn't mean that I, the real me, am promiscuous or a nymphomaniac. If anything, my job has made me extremely careful and picky about sex in my real life. Thanks for listening!

Annessa, I'm not sure why your post was dissected so aggressively or why the thread was closed so suddenly. I too was concerned about how us girls were being underestimated as intelligent and capable human beings. It was my understanding when I joined cerb that the mod was there to moderate, objectively. I didn't realize that 'moderate' meant 'shut down a thread once he'd had the last word.' Cerb is a democracy, no? Everyone can weigh in, everyone can air their point of view. I felt Annessa was defending SPs in an articulate and confident manner (albeit with a few odd word choices.) Isn't cerb a place where SPs can stand up and say their piece? Annessa was only articulating what all of us women feel about our jobs and our worth as human beings. We are strong, courageous, generous women. This is the hardest job in the world and we are capable of doing it well. Is this not worth a celebration? Is this not worth defending? Is this not worth more than a swift shut down of the cerb thread in which we are stating our worth? I feel saddened by the mod's actions. I felt the cerb ladies were doing a great job speaking up for themselves (and finally we have found a great place in which we are NOT silenced, NOT stifled, NOT attacked.) And now what? We are silenced. I really thought hard about posting this protest. I didn't know if I'd get the same angry response given to Annessa, or if I'd be banned. But fuck, I'm tired of being told to shut up.

What is needed now is an era of mannerlessnessless. We must not be mannerlessnesslessness. Over and out.

I think my problem with all this is that no one is responsible for teaching these SPs good manners, ESPECIALLY not the client. I don't think this is an environment in which nurture and growth are the responsibilities of cerb, the client, or other SPs. This is BUSINESS. Not group therapy. If these girls don't know how to fulfill a simple request or turn off the phone, it's no one's problem but their own. Good manners and common sense have nothing to do with 'natural ability', previous work eperience, or 'polite parents.' This isn't a situation in which we all need to be a little more understanding about bad service because it's reflective of greater societal problems, or because the real issue is the victimization of the next generation by an unjust society and ill-equipped parents. Cell phone etiquette and politeness are taught to children as early as kindergarten. There's no excuse for bad service. I, for one, am not going to invest in an overused and feel-good mantra about nurturing poorly-mannered prositutes because really it's not their fault. If I go somewhere and get bad service, I don't go back. The last thing I would expect these hard-working and high-paying clients to do is sit down and wonder how they might help the sp be a better sp. The sp sucks? She sucks. Not your fault, not my fault. See another girl.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

I'm with Steve on this one. You should not have to ASK for good service. You should not have had to have had a previous date with someone in order for them to fulfill your requests in the next session. If the lady is on cerb there is no excuse for her to have not read about the ubiquitous cell phone complaints. No 'business training' is required for simple politeness and respect. I don't care if the ladies are busy. Being a good sp is about briefly re-reading the email of a client you are about to see and knowing, to the extent that you can, who he is and what he wants. That's just common sense.

I should get my mind out of the gutter. But I love a good gutter-wallow.

Jungle Boobie by Kool and the Gang. Fo sho. Love.

VIN DIESEL and Michele Rodriguez in the the Fast and the Furious!!!!!! He's so HOT, especially in that sex scene with the cars and the tools and the muscles. Especially when he picks her up. Also, his acting is Oscar-worthy!!!!!!! lol

Emma, you are so damn refined! Picasso was super hot, you're right. Apart from the temper tantrums. xoxo

Alright, we need to make these more relevant to cerb. So- DATY, Russian, or receive blowjob- action movie edition: Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, Bette Midler. I'd somehow manage a Russian with Megan Fox, perform DATy on Cameron Diaz, and receive oral from the ever-sexy action movie star Bette Midler. I love Bette Midler! And I've been having some very confusing dreams lately....

Hey people, it's shag marry or kill time, not 'I'd shag anyone time'! Make up your minds! I'd do Stalin because he's a sexy man of steel with an excellent handle bar mustache and an iron will. Power gives me wood. :shock: For this reason alone, I'd also have sexy time with Ghengis Khan. But NOT, I repeat NOT, Pol Pot. That's just weird. Anybody got a good lineup so we can further explore these Important Questions of Life? xoxoxoxoxo Amelia