Cara Silver

Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky- shag, marry or kill? I would marry Trotsky, shag Stalin, and kill Lenin. you? :grin:

19! I thought I knew everything about life and sex and I knew nothing. That's being 19 for ya.

Was that too vulgar? I hate vulgarity. Here's my actual ACTUAL fantasy: Me and prince charming in a bed of roses in a field of magic. Better? xoxoxo Princess of Lalaland Amelia

Oh wow, this is really touching- thank you for noticing, especially when I didn't even notice! Yes, it's been a great year with great friends on cerb. I hope I contribute positively, and thank you for the positive reception. I know I have an odd sense of humour sometimes and strong opinions at other times but everyone is kind. Here's to another great year!! xoxoxoxoxoxox Amelia

Oh you silly people- it was an idea borrowed from one of my favourite movies of all time- The Big Lebowski. Now I must reveal my actual fantasy: Jeff Bridges in a bath robe drinking a white russian and me, at the bowling alley. And when I cum I'm gonna scream, "I can get you a toe by three oclock. WITH nailpolish." Happy Halloween everybody!! xoxoxoxo KGB Agent Black Heart.

Hi Trent, I do love to dance and I would very much enjoy reconnecting with you. We're long lost lovers by now! xoxooxxo Amelia

My ultimate fantasy is opening the door to the cable guy and then having him actually fix the cable.

You are a most talented limerick writer. Always the literati..... Love it!

Actually there's nothing I'd like more than to hear about this rodeo escapade. I'm most interested to know if it involved a bull or a lasso. So reveal all, dear friend! :shock:

If a client approached me in public I'd be very upset. If I saw a client out and about I would do nothing. Both SPs and clients have their private lives.

Lol, yeah the futon will send you right through the solar system! The Many Miles High Club!

I wonder, does the space needle count as the mile high club? I know it counts as the overpriced tourist attraction club. Also, the 'I have no common decency club.' But mile high? Anybody?

SEATTLE SPACE NEEDLE! WHoooooooooooohoooooooooooooo!

What the hell, GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!! Definitely! That's my advice.

Sooooooooo glad you loved my futon! xoxoxoxoxoo Amelia

Thanks so much guys! I'm definitely still looking for info on East africa and Horn of Africa travel so if anyone has anything to say, let it all out! I'm hoping to travel extensively next year and am trying to get some tips. Not heading to Morocco or Tanzania though!:cry: Although the Kilimanjaro hike is something I've wanted to do since I lived in Zim. xoxo Amelia

Hi guys, has anyone been to Ethiopia or Eritrea? Has anyone traveled generally in East and central Africa? I'm looking for info... Thanks! xoxoxoxoxo Amelia ps. New photos on my profile page and (by the end of this weekend) on my website.

Ha! I usually have no problem walking into hotels- it's easy when you're nicely dressed. But this one time, I think it was my first time in the Delta Halifax, I walked in, head held high, with my best fashion model walk in high heels and all the girls at the desk looked at me. I thought I was walking to the elevator but I wasn't, so I had to come back, face the girls and sheepishly ask, "uh, where are the elevators?" Not my finest moment.

Lol, what a great show! I just blue myself hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Dr. Love, you are the kind of guy that makes me love my job! Thank you!:oops: xoxoxo Amelia

No sweetie, it wasn't you. A couple guys have promised they'll be regulars if she charges them 100/session. This is the number one tactic guys use to get a discount and then you never see them again. Also, blackmailing a girl with reviews. And then someone suggested girls have favourite clients that they give 50% off to. It's such bullshit! A couple of guys have told her that they're so good at sex that she'll want to do it for free. One guy told her he was poor, but that he was such a good regular client to his last SP that he ended up paying her 12 000 dollars annually. Yet he's poor? It's just so hard for new girls in the business without all the lies and losers. I actually thought your idea had promise, livenudecat, but it's up to her. The guys who are trying to rip her off know who they are- and those guys aren't worth an SPs time or attention.

I'm sorry, I just have to say something. My girl Auralie has been getting so many emails about prices that she's confused. Guys are telling her to give them discounts in exchange for good review and regular visits. Guys are telling her that regular clients pay far less than new clients. Guys are telling her that she should have different prices to accommodate different clients' budgets. And it all makes me so sad. She's just a girl trying to pay for her schooling and I recommended cerb as a way to meet nice people. I'm so sad that she's being accosted by deceitful clients who promise her the moon in exchange for a sixty dollar discount. Everyone pays the same and that's how it goes. Please respect her as an SP, a woman, and a human being. If you want to pay less, go get a girl off the street. YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU GET. I can't judge her services because I've never had a session with her! But she at least deserves a chance to start her business properly without someone telling her she's only worth $100 per session. I always think cerb is the best possible starting point for any girl but she's really getting bullied into or blackmailed into lower prices. My girl is hot, safe, clean, and awesome and fun. Give her a chance. This doesn't apply to most of you good people. I'm a little defensive too because of my own recent troubles with discount-searchers, which I've talked about in the Atlantic section. Sometimes this industry is not kind to girls and here's the proof. To those guys who are trying to lie your way into a discounted session, shame on you. Stop ruining cerb for the great girls and guys here who just want to have fun and get along. Thanks guys, xoxo Amelia

Thank you SO much for this lovely review of me and my business. I always say it takes two to tango- the better the client, the better the SP. We thrive off respectful, fun, appreciative clients.

Thanks ladies for helping turn this bad day into a good one. I was so frustrated and furious.

Hi guys, I KNOW I'm doing a lot of complaining lately and I hate being negative. But this issue really bugs me. I do not offer discounts, especially to those who ask for them. I do not offer discounts, especially to clients I've never seen before. I do not have a seasonal, or first-timer, or a "client doesn't feel like paying today" discount. Do not ask me for discounts, I will not see you. Do not subtly ask me for discounts by saying "oh I'm sure you're worth every penny but I was hoping for a discount," I will not see you. Do not assume you are more special than everyone else. I am known for my excellent VFM sessions and I often go over time. I have on occasion offered discounts to long term clients for very specific and special reasons. I am not a selfish person and do everything in my power to make sure you guys leave happy. I'm so insulted right now. I work so hard at my job but it only takes one comment to make me realize that this is not a kind industry. This doesn't apply to 99% of you and I appreciate the love I get from this board and its members. So please forgive my emotion.