Cara Silver

After what I like to call my 'forced transition', I am no longer an S-court. Thanks Overlord Harper! So I'm digging around for new job descriptions and found the following: 'Sausage Wallet'- from the Elizabethan era. and 'Lady of Ultimate Accessibility' from a polite member of the Yukon RCMP to describe the ladies of the Klondike's Red Light District, circa 1899. Any others? Love, Sausage Wallet Silver.

I once cancelled on a guy because he gave me a creep vibe (though I didn't tell him that) and he wrote back 'not cool, darling, not cool at all.' Which doubled the creep vibe and sounded ominous. If we've never met- call me Cara. Once we've met- call me Cara :) But once we get to know each other I usually find special nicknames unique to you. Because you're not all the same!!

This is a crime against humanity but Stalin was a very attractive outlaw as a young man.

There was a small boy of Quebec, Who was buried in snow to his neck; When asked, â??Are you friz?â? He replied, â??Yes, I is; But we donâ??t call this cold in Quebec.â? Maybe it's not freezing yet... but enjoy my companionship to warm up in preparation for winter! Thanks to Rudyard Kipling for this cute rhyme :)

Yikes. Women having a vigorous debate is not a 'cat fight.' It's simply women having a vigorous debate.

Mike Duffy. (kidding!)

VIN DIESEL, even though he's only 5 foot 7 when I thought he was at least 6 foot 5. Damn you Hollywood special effects!!!

I bet if we team up we can turn him straight :) Let's go on QI!

Didn't see this one coming :) Is it also the felon thing? lol

My terrible admission: I have a very strong sexual desire for Rick Mercer and Rowan Atkinson. Phew, I feel much better now! What's YOUR secret, abnormal crush?? Happy Sunday :) xoxoxoo Cara

Attention: Masturbation is now illegal. If you must make physical contact with the opposite sex please do so in the form of a handshake. *Note: All handshakes must be pre-approved by Overlord Harper. :)

So happy for you Mr. Magician :) You deserve a great year!

YES. Make friends with some of the ladies in the industry because you will need support and someone to laugh with and vent to. Being alone in this business is isolating and frustrating, especially because none of your non-escort friends will truly understand. If you do tell your non-escort friends about your new job, be prepared for a variety of reactions. Some won't care, some will start seeing your life as their entertainment, and some will not want to be associated with you anymore. Be prepared and be BRAVE!

The best cat video ever!

Well, it`s been really warm here, amazingly. We have excellent weather. Montreal is a truly lovely autumn city!

Are we sex addicts as a group because we buy and sell sex? No!!! We just know what we like! Sex addiction is what my sister went to rehab for in rural Mississippi for 4 months. And ain't nobody going there unless they got a problem. Although it was a damn cool place to visit.

All three stations. It`s a porn tennis film set on a golf course an enacted by football players. Was that not described perfectly by the American Horror Story title?? :) :) :) Silly Lee...... xo

Nooooo not possible!!! But Season 3 is even better than season 2. Voodoo and witches are sooooooo cool it's killing me!

I find that men from certain countries, particularly new immigrants from those certain countries, were not raised in a culture in which women are equal or highly valued or treated delicately. Which makes the job tougher than it already is. Ladies' screening processes are none of anybody's business, whether those screening processes would be deemed 'racist' or not by the general public.