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Let us talk about sex. Everyone here likes sex. :) At least we can agree on that! With a (hopefully) passable attempt at humour, Amelia. xoxoxoxxoxo

I wish I had a tenth of his courage. And a tenth of his talent. Sad.

More poutine, visit Russia, reject my 28th birthday! xxoxooxoxo Amelia

The awkward moment when you realize, in public, that you still can't remember if V comes before W or J comes after H unless you sing the alphabet out loud.

Starbucks is my illicit lover. There is always liquid involved :) Mmmmmm.

Emma A's new Hollywood glam album is supernova hot like magma. Or lava. I can never remember which, thus I fail Grade 4 science. Thanks alot, Emma.

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl!

If I had to self-rate my threads, I would rate them all as doofusy. Is that an option?

Hello fellow yellow (knifers)! I'm still here. I've been working a tremendous amount at my real life job. I'm also in the middle of developing a web project. Of course, there is no excuse for ignoring the hot, sexy fun in my life. This real life job is distinctly lacking in hot sexy fun. Did I mention I have to wear pants to work? PANTS! Hate pants, love only dresses and skirts. Sigh... On the plus side, winter is coming! I will be replying to emails/PMs as quickly as possible so nobody (including me) gets cabin fever and ends up typing up a manuscript like Jack Nicholson in the Shining. I cried from terror at that movie. Sexual therapy is the only way out. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Amelia ps. There are certain types of PMs/emails that I have deliberately chosen not to respond to because they make me uncomfortable. I hope this is understandable.

BEDBUGS and the undead.

Of all the things I've said on here, very few have been useful. Except my ads, which have only been useful to me :) so I'm very selfish, I'm afraid. Thanks guys!

Thank you Winnipeg, for such a fun and great trip. I know I was very pressed for time so I will try to come back with wider availability. Never a dull moment in Winnipeg! xoxoxo Amelia

I also emailed this girl on Emily's behalf. I received replies from different girls and a multitude of email addresses (all were variations on the 'babycakes' theme), all using the same phone number.

I see we have some sexy sleuths among us. You can't turn 27 and get away with it :) What have I done this past year? Nothing of note :( What will I do in the year to come? Something of note, I swear. Like study Icelandic studies in my eternal search for the most useless university degrees ever. Or finally learn to read hieroglyphics. Or meet an ancient Assyrian. I hear they're hot. Thanks everyone for the sweet words and wishes. Hope everyone is as loved on their birthdays as I. xoxoxo Assyrian Amelia

Emma and I couldn't be more thrilled with the duo turnout the last few days. Thanks, guys, for having fun with us and for loving our company. We couldn't be more flattered. We're smiling ear to ear from all the great dates. :) I am saying a very sad goodbye to Halifax. I loved being here and meeting everyone. I'm headed somewhere new with a useless Master's degree under my arm and a whole bunch of meaningful friendships. All in all, it's been a fantastic 2 1/2 years. xoxoxo Amelia

In the fantasy, the nun happens to want to get laid more than she wants to explicitly follow her religion. In reality, the religious people on here want to get laid more than they want to explicitly follow their religion. Hmmmmmm... I'd say the girl offering the nun fantasy is in the clear....

Thanks guys, that means alot. It's kind of frustrating so I appreciate the support. xoxo Amelia (the original)

It seems to be a popular name lately. I wonder why? I hope no one gets us all confused. I've been Amelia for a long long time....

Mmmmmmmmm cupcakes. I've sworn off real cupcakes but I'm hooked on Emily cupcakes. Happy travels! Thanks indeed to our lovely duo friends who made Em's trip super cool and super hot. xoxo Amelia

I'm afraid this trip is a no-go. We're sad. We wanted you all to meet us in the meeting of the boobs. :( Maybe one day.... xoxoxo Amelia

Dear newfoundlanders, this is Emma and Amelia speaking, of A and E fame. Many of you know I am moving back out west. I feel as if I'm on the verge of a weighty, greatly ill-fatey life choice and I want to live it up one last time. I've never been to Newfoundland and Emma hasn't been there in quite a few years and we thought, why not one last blowout, one last road trip, one last bachelorette party before I commit to the seething, serious prairies that comprise Alberta. Also, Emma and I have been apart for four whole months and we are looking forward to a reunion, hopefully on par with the reunion we had at the poisonous snake exhibit last summer. Is this something anyone is interested in? We're thinking around the week of May 16th. If you'd like us to come, and know of any museum exhibits with deadly flora and fauna, let us know. Or if you know of a better way we could spend our time :makeout:, feel free to advise! Although you'll find we are quite imaginative as is. :) Please comment below or pm either me or Emma Alexandra. xoxoxoxoxo A and E

Well what about visiting as an escort? Any more interest since I last posted 2 years ago? :) xoxoxo

You LIE! Ottawa's winter is wishy washy :) But it would be better than Halifax's "I never stray beyond the freezing point" Winter. I want a real adversary :)

Aaaaahhh maybe it's a pipe dream.