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"SUBMISSIVE" can be such a subjective word. Why don't u tell me a little more specifically the services you desire....is spanking the only sub service you're looking for? If you don't feel comfortable going into detail publicly, feel free to PM the details and maybe I could help you further.

Yea, what he said!

Sorry guys.

Oh I am well aware of that my dear , LOL.....you're crazy if you think I wasn't referring to myself....hehehehe

i know someone....hehehe

I'm here this week....limited availability....no new clients...

I'm around this week only, seeing some old regulars is all....10AM-2PM daily... NO NEW CLIENTS! NO HALF HOUR RATES (200-hr) SAME OLD MENU - YEA THATS RIGHT, ALL THE GOOD STUFF. good day gentlemen.

there's a few spots left for saturday....

SATURDAY AFTERNOON - PLEASE GUYS LET ME GO OUTTA BUSINESS WITH A GOOD BANG! (a gang one sounds perfect LoL) PM me to book

AMATEUR*** there is no spellcheck on CERB....

id have to say, from my experience, both answers are usually one in the same...if a guy wants to finish elsewhere on my "body" he'd ask for a facial. LOL...so, with my clients, COB usually means on boobs, but more specifically, anywhere on the body but the face...

I will always keep my eyes open for a non-smoker and u can bet ur marbles i will send her ur way. thanks hon for the encouragement and kind words, it means a lot to me...

Am i the only person who was slightly annoyed by the old "one PM per 60secs" rule? Being slightly annoyed at that has caused me to be QUITE annoyed at the new time frame......180 seconds???? WOW! i hope others feel the same as i do, and i hope it encourages the mod to change it back....i sometimes (like RIGHT NOW) have to answer 10+ PMs and many of them take me about 3 secs to type, as i like to keep em short and sweet.....so what should take only 5mins to do now has turned into a half hour affair since i have to wait 3mins between sending every PM! *cry*

If you have no idea about the kinds of parties i like, perhaps you should refer yourself here. Who's in for a LAST CHANCE ?? (no date set yet, waiting for feedback...) PM me for details.

no... i have this "escortme" thing right now....it generates about 2 emails/week so i don't imagine I will be keeping the ad after the "trial" expires...usually I'm on EC but my ad finished on sunday...Probably won't bother puttin it back up tho...seeing as I'm retiring soon anyways... One thing is for sure...I would never post on CL, and let me explain why.... Long before becoming a member here, i'd been an avid poster on the oThER Board .... which does allow link to CL, therefore also allows upteen million threads about the B&S (*winks at cowboykenny*)... this isn't even news really folks (re:thread title "WTF HAPPENED TO CL" - like i didn't know already....*rolls eyes*)....CL has had this reputation long before the alexxxis era...since day one on that board i was able to see what clients' views were on CL...sure, many other places are "hit & miss" too ... but CL seems to have an excessively high number of "shady" ads...EXCESSIVELY. Even the sun doesnt get bashed as much as CL! (i can think of such clever lines as: DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN: MAY BURN) Now, in this very thread a number of well-respected clients have boldly stated what they automatically think of women who DO advertise there. and this folks, is why you will never find me there....IN THIS BUSINESS YOU HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE IT. In conclusion....CL SUCKS....more than i do! :P PS - av-id –adjective enthusiastic; ardent; dedicated; keen: an avid moviegoer. —Related forms av?id?ly, adverb av?id?ness, noun

right on i dont personally cruise EC so not sure who is there and who isnt....shitty about u being messed with tho.

wouldnt have those problems on EC.....its only 50$ a month...

I've encountered this problem before when searcing ANY 3-letter word.... perhaps the mod could make some changes? besides Cat, there's also names like Sky, Kim , Gem, etc...

i agree, half the men in ottawa belong on said "blacklist" if asking for discounts merits it...and let me say again, antlerman was NEVER one of those guys...

Check on EC, there's a number of providers who offer duos... ( I am NOT one of them )

I've never had a problem with him....the one tryin to defend himself that is.

My Sudden Departure Dreamer...since you asked...let me elaborate for you: 1. 12 appts booked for a 7day period -> 12 canceled/no show/bullshit appts in a 7day time frame. (For those who aren't as good with numbers as i am, that is a whoppin 0$ earned, 100% FAILURE RATE.) 2. I have a bf. Put these 2 things together and well, the other day i came to the sad realization that this "hobby" is no longer FUN for me, it has become a chore....now it's actually "WORK" not "PLAY" to me ... and well....that's not what i ever planned on selling. Future Endeavors Not sure where I'm going at this point, but yes Antler, you can bet your ass I will always do my best, and i don't ever give anything less that 110%. And the sexy secretary COULD be a reality for someone! I've had a few employment offers from various CERB members, some seem legit... PS - not only do I type a mile a minute, answer phones articulately in both french and english, take pride in my work, always show up on time...But, boy do i make a mean mug o' java too! LoL ;-) On a more serious note, come get it while u still can.

ya but my BBBJ special isn't on a regular basis....it is gettin to that time of the month soon tho....keep an eye on my sched. for more info.

in case u missed it in the ad's section: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=3340 By then end of the summer i will no longer be available for SP services.

I can't really say anything more than what was said above me here. REALLY? WOW.