WealthyCowboy

Gwen: I'd like a duo with you and Mackenzie with girl-on-girl porn on. I'll bring a can of whipped cream too. :icon_biggrin: My last girlfriend used to put me on my knees to please her while she watched porn on our 90 inch tv. Talk about amplifying body parts! We had agreed on lesbian porn because I felt uncomfortable with the sound of a man grunting from behind me while I had my bare ass facing the tv. Didn't sit right with me. I never actually got to watch the porn as I was occupied pleasing her. But these films were like 75-90 minutes long, so my knees would get sore. She actually bought me knee pads for our anniversary! (seriously). She obviously had a devilish sense of humour.

I guess CMJ will have to start hosting more parties! Damn. The word is out... and there go all my time slots again. (I'm greedy; I like 2 or 3 sessions at the parties) And I've been meaning to see Gwen since the Christmas party. Just can't seem to get our schedules to match right now. Soon, my dear Gwen, soon... Additional Comments: Furthermore, I have to say that the owner, Jasmin, has great taste in women. It's like when she recruits, she gets in the zone and thinks like a guy (and with variety in mind too; there is something for everyone). I trust her selections and I have never been disappointed. :icon_biggrin:

James8888: Some of us debated this last month. Check out this thread. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=650028#post650028

I think the next CMJ party may be a Valentine's Day theme in February. Not sure yet. What better time to have another show where CMJ hostesses can be girl-on-girl with their lovers. I have noticed a trend as of late at CMJ that more and more of the girls seem to be interested in each other. :icon_biggrin: I am so happy for them... and me. Better duos await.

I'm just saying I find the debate silly. It's like asking if men like big boobs. The answer will inevitably be that some do, some don't. So what is there to gain in asking such a question? Do we need to hear that women don't like a stinky penis? with dick cheese? Lol. Sick.. How can one know what is more enjoyable other than on their own appendage and with their own particular lady friends? Is the OP conducting a poll on whether the majority of women like cut or uncut and will come to a conclusion based on the responses of a few people? Perhaps we'd need a clinical trial with a greater number of responses... And it isn't the first time it has been discussed on the board. There is nothing new here. Are we running out of good new topics? Can this be? The fact that the OP is sincere is ok and all, but I simply state my thought that it is pointless. My opinion; you don't have to share it. Btw, the definition of ''moron'' includes a lack of judgment, in this case regarding personal hygiene. I should state that I'm feeling sick and in a pissy mood, so please don't read anything in the tone of this post. It isn't personal. Just ranting. :aggressif025:

Do all asians have small dicks and black dudes long shlongs? Do larger men have larger penises? Does a big thumb or toe imply a thick member? Come on. At best, you might be able to establish a trend, but such a comparison can't truly be achieved. There is always a spectrum and 50 shades of penises... I am uncut and it takes me a certain build-up for me to climax. When I do it's mind-blowing, body shaking and screaming. Just ask anyone who's seen me and they'll remember with a smile. And wtf is this with cleaning? You don't need an extra 5 minutes in the shower to wash your dick. I get that women might prefer cut because there are too many morons who can't even wash their bit. This thread is silly. Do women wonder if guys like a big clit or small lips... LMAO

But that may be like having seven wives and you'll have to go see one a day every day of the week! I'm kidding. I definitely will go back to see someone I had a connection with.

Gwen surely enjoyed herself. It showed. I must admit I was a bit apprehensive at the first show because it involved seeing a man's (Jared's) penis live, up close (outside of a locker room) and in action (outside of porn). In the end, it really wasn't an issue. I was worried for nothing. Although I still maintain an exclusive ''no dicks allowed'' lesbian porn policy. The show with Bre was soooo awesome. Much more sensual. As for classes, I will have to book a session with Gwen to ask her how she ***** with her *** in her *$"%!

Now Gavn8ter is getting creative... Another idea: CMJ should offer sex classes. I nominate Gwen and Bre for this, after seeing their live show a few weeks ago. Girl-on-girl is the biggest turn-on for me. Some of you guys are soooo missing out. You should all become CMJ members... Wait, I take that back - you'll flood the pool and take up all my time slots. :icon_biggrin:

HoneyMan: I just want to be clear about something. Are you saying the difficulty is in your perception of intimacy or that the encounter feels more mechanical, rushed, aggressive, etc.? I am not sure if this will help your situation or not, but perhaps you could communicate to the lady that you like things ''soft-n-slow'', face to face, etc. Some ladies may be accommodating. At the very least, the encounter may be more along the lines of the MLE ''making love experience'' you are seeking. And I know what you mean: I am very much a gentle MLE kind of guy.

In reading some of the posts in this thread, I am starting to wonder what the hell happened with that photo that was taken of me. LMAO thinking about her super-imposing my face on someone else's body. Lol. Wtf moment.

My vote goes to Melodie at CMJ. Soft kisses and very playful spirit. And her laugh is one of a kind. :icon_smile:

I like full bald the best for my tongue fixation (hence not boring). Trimmed is nice too. To each their own. I've heard of ladies shaving design patterns down there, like some form of body art. Anybody on here into that?

CMJ parties are great! I attended the Christmas party last Friday and had a blast. Had massages with 6 girls spread out over 8 hours. Felt like I was 18 again. Before the first party I attended, I was initially concerned that I might meet someone I know, but honestly it is not very likely. Even so, I don't think for one second that anyone would say anything if they did see you. Hell, I'd befriend them even more and chat them up. Gwen is on to something with the speed dating thing. I'd be down to pay a fee for a few short mini-dates in one night. I know CMJ already offers introductions, duos and trifectas (I even pulled off a quadfecta on Friday), but the schedule can be tough to match sometimes. It might be cool to have a night where you can actually have some kind of intro with say, 8 different ladies of your choice. But until then, at least we get some social time at the parties and, like I did, you can see several in one night. Also, the shows are quite amazing. Btw guys, Gwen is a real hottie! I met her for the first time at the party. There are just so many things about her that are attractive. It's impressive. I have not yet had the privilege of a massage with her, but look forward to it in the new year.

I guess asking first and perhaps stating the reason why you'd like a photo may be more appropriate, rather than someone just holding up their phone and wanting to take a photo. I think you'd have to know the person well enough. Wanting photos after 2-3 visits seems a bit odd to me.

Hey Ice: When the doctor finally calls your name, just tell them he died last week in the waiting room. :icon_wink:

My experiences with the legal system have led me to believe that the amendments to the Criminal Code the legislators drafted up as a result of political pressure do not dictate the decision to lay charges on someone who is arrested by LE. Crown prosecutors make that decision. The enforcement of this law has always, and will always, be decided by lawyers. I know lawyers, many lawyers. Too many, actually. They have a mind of their own. Crown Prosecutors are no different. If it's a waste of their time, they will not pursue it. If it's a petty offence, they'll plea bargain it down to nothing. Honestly, no one cares about masturbation on a massage table... as long as the hands doing it are free of shackles. Life is full of risks. You can get hit by a car walking your doggie on any given morning. Just be thankful that lawyers in the trenches are the ones running the show... and when that fails, a group of 9 SCC judges can even the playing field (which they did in the Bedford case). On that note, I'll be heading out now to go to one of those massage tables.

Daydreaming about my time with Melodie at CMJ in a little while. Today will be a good day. :icon_wink:

A plain photo of me (fully clothed, no background) is not necessarily the end of the world to me, but it could be for some. It proves the place and time of where you met and that you were in the company of the person who took the picture. To clarify, the lady I was referencing earlier wanted to take a photo of the two of us together (selfie). It made me a bit uncomfortable.

If your wife works for CSIS, perhaps she is a spy and you wouldn't even know. Ever seen that movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brangelina? lol, actually, having a spy as a spouse could be quite hot... think of the role play...and restraint methods...

I have a friend who works in IT for special ops at CSIS. He has informed me that short of destroying the device's internal components beyond recognition, they have technology to revive it. I can't vouch for this myself because I don't have the tech background, but I am not surprised that certain agencies have tech not available/known of by the general public. Again, I don't think they will use this for the average 1 hour fling, but could use this for human trafficking rings.

I agree with the piano man. Some guys view public spas as unsafe from undercover LE. That's why I prefer CMJ (but I don't want anyone to take this as me saying anything against other spas; I'm sure they're great). As frustrating as this may sound for those ladies trying to enter this industry, I think it's best for guys to be cautious, check recos and wait at least a month before seeing a new girl. I don't think a female officer would be willing to work dozens of sessions before making a bust. The guys that go after the new girl take extra risks IMO, albeit a very low risk. I am curious if new girls are having a slower time post C-36... Is this the case, or is the shinny new penny effect still in full force?

Chocolate dipped strawberries and whipped cream for four lucky ladies.

Just picked up chocolate dipped strawberries and whipped cream for four lucky ladies...

I just find it awkward when someone has their iphone up pointed at you and puts you on the spot, and they're not really asking your permission. Unless you object quickly, the photo has been taken (and perhaps backed up on icloud). Going back to the original part of the thread, I just saw a topless male photo on cerb, so others are doing this as well.