vader75

Me, you, sleeproom!! (edited content) Additional Comments: Wanna fool around?

I'm not a huge book person but that one looks like fun. Does any of the pages say throw this book at your boss??

Coitus baby!!! Thanks everyone for the great replys!!!

Lets see hw many ways in 3 words or less you can ask/beg for sex. GO!!

Blue briefs. And I wont complain if the ladies add pics of what there wearing ;)

Do you have an update on the book?? Looks like so much fun. I think im bored enough I want one lol

I would have to say the mall down in windsor is like that. Everybody parks there but right in the middle and I just want to put some padding on and run through them like there bowling pins. Also walmart is bad for that. And Target. I dont know what the proper manners are....I say excuse me a few times then they give me a dirty look when I tap them with the buggy.

I had to dig back in the files to find this thread again. I have been home now for weeks and am bored out of my mind. I feel bad for the ladies I talk to on a daily basis. And I would like to take a second to thank them from the bottom of my heart for putting up with all my bs. I hate my work so I'm not looking forward to going back in a week or two but I need some kind of excitement or entertainmen before I start microwaving stuff to keep me busy. I sat and talked to my dog the other day and I swear he looked at me like "shut the f up". I play a game online but cant sit and do that all day. Another thing I did a few days ago because I was so bored, while I had m dog out I turned my BBQ in the snow into a huge snowman giving the finger so when the mail man shows up it will be priceless. Another thing I am guilty of in my boredome is answering the telemarketers phone calls. I talked to some poor sap for 25 min about cleaning the vents in my home. #1 I dond have any vents #2 its not my place I rent it....he was a little pissed and I dont think they will call again. Lol Another fun thing I have been doing is hiding thing and scaring my kids at randome times. Today I was watching pranks on the internet....what will the next few days bring....hmmmmm...

Money is tight this year...so I'm going to try to lavish her with kindness.... Take out the dog without being told. Make dinner. Take out the trash. Prepare a nice bubble bath for her and have a nice desert ready for her. And watch a movie of her choice....even the ones I hate. Most years I buy lots of little things she talks about buying. And suprise her with them. She nay put me through hell but shes my wife. Thats the best I can put it.

Another food one.... Was at a fast food place ane the register lady with big boobs asked me if I want a milk shake.... I giggled like Woody from Toy Story and said 'ohh yaaa'

For my real name - Slick Fuzzynuts For my cerb name - Lexx Hardon cool gane thanks for this

Guess I have to confess that I'm 100% crazy. Yup....crazy enough to be locked up and throw away the key. Every village needs an idiot and here I am!!! Guess while I'm confessing....I'm married and am addicted to the warm embrace of a beautiful woman. And I confess that I love the snow and I'm the one who wishes it would snow more every day! Nuf said I guess.... Vader75

I'm kinda watching a movie....while im on here. Trying not to sleep.

Random...hmmm well its been a very random day I guess. Guess you just need to know what to do with a random day. Started kinda junky and just went all over the place from there. And the more the day went on the more crazy it got. So here I am in an un....whateverable thread wondering what to do now. I dont want to sleep...and I dont want to be awake. Do I flip a coin ...heads -sleep...tails-stay awake?? Should I try to guess the loto649 numbers or is now a bad time?? I wonder what its like to be in the perfect relationship.....are they sleeping right now??? I wonder where I will fit in? And I wonder if anyone will ever accept me for who I am. Do you remember your first kiss? I wish I could...I wonder if it was majical like everyone talks about. And I wish I could remember what it was like when I was in love. Guess that is enough junk for one post. Vader75 :)

With a lot of the women being so healthy I dont see how bacon condoms will eber make it.. Just a failed idea from a bacon person. Nice try though. I dont get the whole bacon thing...its good ..but not that good. And the bacon bra....I think I would have to brush my teeth before enjoying some fine dineing.

I dont think the forum suports what you want... One solution is a link to a private twitter account where only friends can view. Then keep information on here limited but it would be public. The only downfall is for thouse who dont have a twitter account. Does make things difficult but it works and keeps your info private to whom you choose.

+1 for the ovguide\adult site...best links on the net. Has all the other sites listed on here and more. To acess more sites you need to use a tor browser. But a lot of the underweb sites are illegal...not that good and not healthy. My advice is to stick to ovguide. All 18+ verified.

The mods do a great job of keeping this place peacefull. But it wouldnt be here without all these beautiful women!! Thanks ladies.

This is such an amazing story I'm just going to give it a push back up to the top. ;) The world needs more people like you.

Just a feel good thread where we can thank all the ladies and gentlemen for everything they do. I will make this very general to start and thank the few ladies that I have met for a wonderful experience and hope to meet many more in the future and find my one most important ATF/regular. I would like to thank the board for keeping this a fun, enlightening and entertaining place for all of us to enjoy. And mostly I would like to thank the few that are there for me on an almost daily basis. (You know who you are) Thank you for going above and beyond and I wouldn't be who I am now without you. Thank You Ladies! And Thank You Everyone.

Recently I have returned and I have been looking for a regular.... Im sure the looks is what gets the call but... I want the connection...the trust...someone who understands how hurt I might be and to help me with the compassion I need. I want to feel comfortable and important. Im looking for a woman who knows her way in the bedroom and knows how to make both of us enjoy the experience through communication. And I'm looking for a woman who know the importance of details and a goodbye kiss. This will be my regular....Im sure I will find her....it just takes time. And 100% I would prefer this regular over one timers. Hope that makes sence.

I have not been lucky enough yet to feel this great conection. And I long for it. I have only been back in the hobby for a short bit and am searching and have gone to great lengths to try to draw this experience. Im jelous of everyone who has been so luck and cant wait to get this experience. For the ladies.....please dont overlook this simple act that can mean so much. It is more important than it seems.

I has changed my life. In ways I cant thank enough. This is the true meaning of selflessness.

Men in Black 3 Ajent J and Agent K !!! Save our planet!!!

Why do guys?....this is going to be a long one..... "Why do some guys say they are going to call you and don't?" There dumb??? If I say I'm going to to ...I call! "Why ... pm you for a date, requesting time, day, etc..why?" I'm going to guess and say you didn't offer the perfect time for them...but then they should request the time they want. or you can ask them the time they want. "Why do some guys pm saying I'd like to see you, it's time, or can I see you, or we should see each other again... then nothing.....why?" Again guessing maybe there trying to be nice or they have found another that quickly...??? Personally I said it to one only to be nice. Just wasn't what I was looking for but I never pm her only to not reply. Thats not fair. "Why do guys set up a date, confirm a date, call for locale details/directions, then nothing......why?" This is 100% rude...I would never do this. But for the spur of the moment men it might be that you were choice #2 and #1 just replied. Or they might not be able to make it because of a SO. Either way no excuse to keep a lovely woman in the dark. Not Cool. "Why do some guys tell you how much they enjoyed you, that they loved their date and then request permission to post a reco but then nothing.....why?" For me its a different reason. I did put up a review right after but then decided not to post anymore reviews due to a SP. I am about to go back and keep my promise to one in particular in due time. I hope when it is up she will enjoy it. As for others they might be trying to get more millage based on you knowing that they will 'post a review' One way of changing this is....on a repeat with a customer that has posted a positive review 110%... treat them special. Until then just service the way you always do. 100% all the time :) ""you are the best date I've ever had" then you see they've met others before and after you, posted their accolades about them, but nothing about you......why?" I have not told any ladies this. I let them know how much I enjoy there time and nothing about any other women I have seen. If I promise a review I will keep it I think they are simply being rude or should not have said it in the first place if there not true to there word. There rude again. "Immature statements.. can ruin a woman's business. Why would't they explain? ...bait n switched, mislead,... Why would anyone want to ruin anyone?" I know most board don't allow negative review so if there is no review then the meet might not have been 'memorable' I think there should be a way of posting the less than average meets so all know about them but done in a tasteful way which will not harm a ladies business. I think all positive reviews should be posted. Even if it is a simple one. Some are looking for a simple fun date. As for the negative bait and switch and warnings with theft should be allow to be posted also to protect everyone. "Why does a guy that knows better, then call and negotiate your rates and times?" Again trying to get something for nothing...free time...what they want on there time...whatever. Just don't get the rules and don't think they apply to them because they have money. I don't bargain with the price...if I can't afford it most of the time I move on. "Why would a guy discuss your locale with another woman....why?" discuss your locale?? Don't understand this. "Why does a guy call you when you expressly post, advertise and holler to the gods-texts only, or why does he text when you boldly emphasize-calls only, or why does he call when you explain pm's only-WHY!!!!" Phone restrictions??? or He's just an Idiot...looks at the pics and sees the numbers. "Why does a guy who has a preference for something-a guy who tells you after the meeting is over- not make that clear before meeting ...why?" I try to inform the SP before but some don't pay attention to this. I believe in the first few min the SP should quickly make sure everything is covered by asking specific questions so there is nothing missed. A 'do you like?' chat... "Why does a guy who knows that he's paying for your time then ask, "so what do you offer"...why? " Again this should be covered in booking and a quick Q and A at the start. "Read all of your site...... understands your booking requirements.... but DOESN'T want to give his real name or phone number....why?" Security....some ladies out there have ruined it for others and guys are lying and not giving information in fear of being caught or harassed. "Why does a guy want to meet with you if he doesn't trust you enough to give you his details?" Your what he's looking for....your hot and he wants you but still might not trust you. After all were all strangers. Ok I hope I added some light to these questions. Honestly there are a lot of cheap and inconsiderate men and women out there that make this difficult for the good ones. Some are just plain stupid and rude. Some want something for nothing. Some don't trust anyone. And some are impossible to please. You ladies are doing nothing wrong...just pay attention to the details and have patients. You deal with a lot of looser's but please don't let them ruin it for the good ones that come along. Just remember who is who. Thank you for everything you do. :-) Vader75